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Scottish Champions 2009
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The Great Khali
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the awesomeness of the Khali karate chop.
I have to give it a 10, its the deadliest chop I have ever seen. |
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#2 |
SEX APPEAL
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Twelvety
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#3 |
He's Here
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Eighty-Five-Bileventy-Four.
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I am the cheese
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A Property of Matter
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GWAFFTABWAAAAGAHHHHAHHATTTTATTAZ
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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Khali is the man as long as he doesnt win any titles and picks on jobbers with his RAWH ability.
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I hope he turns face at WrestleMania. It'd be funny if he and Austin go "Longest Yard" on everybody. Austin Stunners Lashley, Umaga, Trump, Vince, Shane, Estrada and he looks at Khali, thinks better of it, and just slaps him on the chest and leaves.
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#8 |
Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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eleventyone^infinity
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yes. yes. yes.
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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I'll give his promos a 10
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Smitten for Kittens
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A zimmy zam zam zubble
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Part time poster
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Only A 7.4. Any harder and we'd have more wrestling deaths.
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King of Love and Piss
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Lets take a look out how good he could be. The Great Khali, in my opinion has the potential to be the greatest big man of all time IF they did Around The World In a Khali Minute, starring The Great Khali. 60 seconds in your left bottom corner. The clock begins. Khali stumbles apon an unsuspecting village of starving ethiopians. RAAAWWWWRRRR KHALI SMASH ETHIOPIANS! Khali chopped ethiopian bodies all over the place. Next week Khali in the congo.
His comedic potential is threw the roof. |
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#14 |
Last of a Dying Forum
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Neighbors cat got into my house and onto my compy screen. I said شبحذجيك"
"سضعقنغand then Kahlichopped© it, and that bitch was out. |
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#15 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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The Great Khali is the father of every person on this forum! Khali once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.
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#YesMovement
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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I never want to hear the words "Khali", "awesomeness", and "10" in the same sentence again.
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#20 |
More carbs & half the fat
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Khali does not even resemble awesomeness, and so he does not get a 10.
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Feeling Oof-y
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#22 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Khali is the greatest wrestler of all time
easily |
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#23 |
Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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KHALI FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
...the world |
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#24 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Idea: Some semi-serious promo going on backstage, then randomly we hear "RRRWWAAAHHAHWAWHRRARWRRR!!!!" and they pan to Khali randomly CHOPping a backstage worker. Then he looks around, all pissed off in his unique way and whatnot, and then just saunters off into the distance. Then the promo continues uneasily.
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#25 |
Planet Races The Moon
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FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY
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#26 |
He's Here
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BBQ Fruity Skittles no less.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Khali > Everyone and Hugh Jackman.
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King of Love and Piss
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I bet Khali can actually crush someones head.
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RIP SABU
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Mild Medium Hot Fire and J.R.'s own "That ain't a pickle, it's a Jalapeņo--MAHGAWD!" flavor. |
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#30 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Khali has already crushed someones head
750 someones to be exact |
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RIP SABU
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Chuck Norris would be anally raped by Khali...and then eaten
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#33 |
King of Love and Piss
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Hows this for a Khali scenario. Khali comes in and starts chopping the hell out of Orton and Edge and Batista and Undertaker and as he gets to HBK, he lets out this huge ROAAARRRR KHALI CHOPZORRRRRRR. Then he bends down and kisses HBK on the forehead and takes off a Giant Gonzales body suit to reveal he's now DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WHOLY FUCK I"D MARK OUT FOR THAT WHOLE THING. I SHOULD BE ON THE WRITING TEAM!
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#34 |
the heartbreak king
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Schfifty five.
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King of Love and Piss
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Khali in DX could be the most amazing thing ever. Triple H , HBK and Khali as there inforcer. So many jokes. So much comedy. That would work i guarantee it. It's one of those ideas that seems really dumb, but once you saw it, it would be fucking incredible.
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#36 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Heh, what's with everybody copying other people's avatars lately?
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Khali is good, but he is no Boogen. Wait, there we go. Wrestlemainia 24 mainevent right there. They can start building right now. Khali v. Boogen for every title ever match.
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#38 |
Boss
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Khali's chop EASILY is the best finisher of all time.
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RIP SABU
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Herp a derp, and so on
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NO!
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