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Bobby: What? You don't think I'm hardcore enough to be ECW Champion. Well fine, I'm just as hardcore as anybody else, look, Sabu pose. Yeah I'M HARDCORE |
Here is the story of one superstars date with destiny.
Can I please get a countdown.... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/17.jpg 1... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/13.jpg 2... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/19.jpg 3... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/21.jpg 4... And so our tale of this weeks Smackdown begins... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/30.jpg Finlay's age catches up to him and his back gives out, leaving him wheelchair bound. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/22.jpg Oh gosh! What are we going to do for tonights main event!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/10.jpg This is a dark night, our hearts and prayers are with Finlay tonight. We are going to have to cancel tonights show unless someone can step up for the injured Finlay.... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/14.jpg "I'll save your show." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/15.jpg Suddenly, he leaps vertically and does a corkscrew above the ring... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/5.jpg He lands a huge kick to the face and picks up the pinfall victory. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/16.jpg Shannon: Hey, that was pretty damn good Fan: Yea, plus I'm this big. Shannon: Aye carumba, wanna be my tag partner? http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/7.jpg ...a stable is formed. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/2.jpg THIS IS HORSESHIT!!! NOT A DAMN ONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK A FUCKING MATCH! AT LEAST WE CAN EDIT THIS BY FRIDAY. YOUR ASSES ARE FIRED!!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/11.jpg Well who the fuck is gonna job to me then Vince? I need someone to squash. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/22.jpg Oh gosh! I've done it again, I fired all the jobbers. What am I ever gonna do now!!! HELP! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/24.jpg LOOK UP IN THE SKY!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/20.jpg It's a bird... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/12.jpg It's Owen Hart.... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/31.jpg NO, It's CHRIS BENOIT!!!!! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/10.jpg Folks we have to go now, thats all the time we have. Tune in next wee.... *broadcast ends* To be continued.......... |
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Lashley expressed his anger after he tried out his brand-new pull-string Mr. Kennedy doll.
Needless to say, the string didn't retract after it had been pulled... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/25.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Lashley:</font> Stupid Kennedy doll! I hate you! I hate you! You doo-doo head!!</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Mr. Kennedy Doll:</font> Misterrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedyyyyyyy!!!...</b> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/36.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Finlay:</font> Why haven't you returned my phone calls? Why won't you love meeeeee!?!!</b> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/1.jpg The WWE would like to congratulate Jillian Hall upon giving birth to a 100-pound new born baby girl. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/16.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Jimmy:</font> Just listen to me. Shampoo and condition that hair and add lemon juice.</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Shannon:</font> Hey, I don't know all about that...</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Jimmy:</font> Come on. Who's your boy?</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Shannon:</font> ...don't do this man...not now.</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Jimmy:</font> Who...is...ya... boyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee?</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Shannon:</font> *sigh* Your my boyyyeeeee...</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Jimmy:</font> Yeeee-haaaawww. Now thats what I'm talkin bout.</b> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/2.jpg A furious Vince McMahon confronts Bobby Lashley. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/3.jpg Vince McMahon proceeds to slap Lashley in the face. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/6.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Vince McMahon:</font> Bitch betta have my cash or next time it's my foot up your ass!!</b> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/4.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Vince McMahon:</font> Yeah bitch. Hurts doesn't it? Hehe</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Lashley:</font> No...not really.</b> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/22.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Vince McMahon:</font> What?!! Hmm...let me try it on myself.</b> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/20.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Vince McMahon:</font> Oh my god! It doesn't hurt at all...</b> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/13.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Vince McMahon:</font> Oh well. Who wants a dirty sanchez or two?</b> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/10.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">The 2 Fans in the back:</font> Pinky Mafia rulezzzz!!!</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">King Bookah:</font> Uhh...you guys know what the hell a "Pinky Mafia" is??</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">JBL:</font> I have no idea. Jus...just don't look at them and maybe they'll shut up and go away.</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Michael Cole:</font> Hmm...I thought I was supposed to wait 1 week before calling. Maybe I should have called him.</b> http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/23.jpg <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Lashley:</font> Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!</b> <b><font color="#0080FF" face="Arial" Size="2">Mr. Kennedy Doll:</font> ...Kenneddddyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!</b> |
rofl. These full album epics are the way to go
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Bobby: I did it... For The Rock! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/31.jpg Chris Benoit swims in Vince McMahon's pool of Orange Jello. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/34.jpg The newest Power Ranger, Purple, was a giant dick. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/1.jpg Stevie: Best. Threesome. Ever. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/22.jpg Vince: *Gasp* I can't believe it's not butter! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/4.jpg Lashley: Can I leave yet? Vince: No, a few more shots for my lawsuit over my racism will do it... Lashley: Sigh... Vince: I'm with a BLACK man! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/5.jpg INVISIBLE VERTABREAKER! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/18.jpg Rey Mysterio - The Outcast Years http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/14.jpg Getting desperate for sign plants, WWE recruits the Cruiserweight division. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/12.jpg Those Queer Eye guys think of everything! It keeps him warm and stylish, but leaves access for steroids! |
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"One... horrible sensation, burning deep within my crotch..." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/13.jpg "Two... many infected workers, all this crap has got to stop..." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/28.jpg Ref: Sorry, Lash, this actually ISN'T a hairpiece. Lashley: Noooo!!! I just lost fifty bucks! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/29.jpg Apparently whipping Lashley with a shoelace wasnt' QUITE in the spirit of ECW... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/26.jpg The irony of beating a black man with a black chair... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/30.jpg Ref: No seriously, I took a course in chiropracty... Finlay: I don't think that's what it's callOH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/33.jpg Ref: One! Two! Thr... tightie whities?! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/35.jpg Here at the International "Finger Across The Throat Mime" finals... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/32.jpg MVP: Damn, John Tenta be rollin' in his grave! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/31.jpg "Kiss my as, Peter Pan." http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/34.jpg Benoit: Okay God, zap him in the nuts! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/38.jpg Benoit: Wait a minute, why is this hurting me?! MVP: Bitch, there's a splinter in your ass! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/37.jpg Finlay: Fuck your lucky charms, get in there! http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/36.jpg And Cole had finally gotten over "Heidenrape." More therapy bills for Vince... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/21.jpg You'd think that WWE could afford to get Ashley actual fishnet shirts, but no, she has to resort to cutting up her pantyhose... http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/1.jpg Jillian: Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! Ashley: Fuck, now I know why they fired Tatanka. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/17.jpg "Yeah, odds are I'll be fired after the next Diva Search. That's why I'm starting a second career as Bob Barker's replacement!" http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/22.jpg Possessed by the spirit of Stu Hart, McMahon's hand begins to slap him repeatedly. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...7_03_02/20.jpg "Wait a minute, I thought we were talking about shaving my sack!" http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...07_03_02/2.jpg Millionaires with Roid Rage, on the next Springer. |
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