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03-04-2007, 09:33 AM
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He's Here
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SmackDown! Captions - 03/02/07
                                     
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03-04-2007, 09:59 AM
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R.I.P Tanner
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Bobby: What? You don't think I'm hardcore enough to be ECW Champion. Well fine, I'm just as hardcore as anybody else, look, Sabu pose. Yeah I'M HARDCORE |
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03-04-2007, 10:50 AM
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Get a poke on
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Here is the story of one superstars date with destiny.
Can I please get a countdown.... 1... 2... 3... 4... And so our tale of this weeks Smackdown begins... Finlay's age catches up to him and his back gives out, leaving him wheelchair bound. Oh gosh! What are we going to do for tonights main event!! This is a dark night, our hearts and prayers are with Finlay tonight. We are going to have to cancel tonights show unless someone can step up for the injured Finlay.... "I'll save your show." Suddenly, he leaps vertically and does a corkscrew above the ring... He lands a huge kick to the face and picks up the pinfall victory. Shannon: Hey, that was pretty damn good Fan: Yea, plus I'm this big. Shannon: Aye carumba, wanna be my tag partner? ...a stable is formed. THIS IS HORSESHIT!!! NOT A DAMN ONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK A FUCKING MATCH! AT LEAST WE CAN EDIT THIS BY FRIDAY. YOUR ASSES ARE FIRED!!!! Well who the fuck is gonna job to me then Vince? I need someone to squash. Oh gosh! I've done it again, I fired all the jobbers. What am I ever gonna do now!!! HELP! LOOK UP IN THE SKY!!! It's a bird... It's Owen Hart.... NO, It's CHRIS BENOIT!!!!! Folks we have to go now, thats all the time we have. Tune in next wee.... *broadcast ends* To be continued.......... |
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03-04-2007, 11:01 AM
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03-04-2007, 11:02 AM
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Lashley expressed his anger after he tried out his brand-new pull-string Mr. Kennedy doll.
Needless to say, the string didn't retract after it had been pulled... Lashley: Stupid Kennedy doll! I hate you! I hate you! You doo-doo head!! Mr. Kennedy Doll: Misterrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedyyyyyyy!!!... Finlay: Why haven't you returned my phone calls? Why won't you love meeeeee!?!! The WWE would like to congratulate Jillian Hall upon giving birth to a 100-pound new born baby girl. Jimmy: Just listen to me. Shampoo and condition that hair and add lemon juice. Shannon: Hey, I don't know all about that... Jimmy: Come on. Who's your boy? Shannon: ...don't do this man...not now. Jimmy: Who...is...ya... boyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee? Shannon: *sigh* Your my boyyyeeeee... Jimmy: Yeeee-haaaawww. Now thats what I'm talkin bout. A furious Vince McMahon confronts Bobby Lashley. Vince McMahon proceeds to slap Lashley in the face. Vince McMahon: Bitch betta have my cash or next time it's my foot up your ass!! Vince McMahon: Yeah bitch. Hurts doesn't it? Hehe Lashley: No...not really. Vince McMahon: What?!! Hmm...let me try it on myself. Vince McMahon: Oh my god! It doesn't hurt at all... Vince McMahon: Oh well. Who wants a dirty sanchez or two? The 2 Fans in the back: Pinky Mafia rulezzzz!!! King Bookah: Uhh...you guys know what the hell a "Pinky Mafia" is?? JBL: I have no idea. Jus...just don't look at them and maybe they'll shut up and go away. Michael Cole: Hmm...I thought I was supposed to wait 1 week before calling. Maybe I should have called him. Lashley: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Mr. Kennedy Doll: ...Kenneddddyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! |
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03-04-2007, 11:05 AM
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Get a poke on
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rofl. These full album epics are the way to go
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03-04-2007, 11:22 AM
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I just came ...Twice |
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03-04-2007, 11:27 AM
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He's Here
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Bobby: I did it... For The Rock! Chris Benoit swims in Vince McMahon's pool of Orange Jello. The newest Power Ranger, Purple, was a giant dick. Stevie: Best. Threesome. Ever. Vince: *Gasp* I can't believe it's not butter! Lashley: Can I leave yet? Vince: No, a few more shots for my lawsuit over my racism will do it... Lashley: Sigh... Vince: I'm with a BLACK man! INVISIBLE VERTABREAKER! Rey Mysterio - The Outcast Years Getting desperate for sign plants, WWE recruits the Cruiserweight division. Those Queer Eye guys think of everything! It keeps him warm and stylish, but leaves access for steroids! |
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03-04-2007, 07:17 PM
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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"One... horrible sensation, burning deep within my crotch..."  "Two... many infected workers, all this crap has got to stop..." Ref: Sorry, Lash, this actually ISN'T a hairpiece. Lashley: Noooo!!! I just lost fifty bucks! Apparently whipping Lashley with a shoelace wasnt' QUITE in the spirit of ECW... The irony of beating a black man with a black chair... Ref: No seriously, I took a course in chiropracty... Finlay: I don't think that's what it's callOH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS! Ref: One! Two! Thr... tightie whities?! Here at the International "Finger Across The Throat Mime" finals... MVP: Damn, John Tenta be rollin' in his grave! "Kiss my as, Peter Pan." Benoit: Okay God, zap him in the nuts! Benoit: Wait a minute, why is this hurting me?! MVP: Bitch, there's a splinter in your ass! Finlay: Fuck your lucky charms, get in there! And Cole had finally gotten over "Heidenrape." More therapy bills for Vince... You'd think that WWE could afford to get Ashley actual fishnet shirts, but no, she has to resort to cutting up her pantyhose... Jillian: Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! Ashley: Fuck, now I know why they fired Tatanka. "Yeah, odds are I'll be fired after the next Diva Search. That's why I'm starting a second career as Bob Barker's replacement!" Possessed by the spirit of Stu Hart, McMahon's hand begins to slap him repeatedly. "Wait a minute, I thought we were talking about shaving my sack!" Millionaires with Roid Rage, on the next Springer. |
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