Stupid things we have come to accept as normal
 

like a wrestler being fine after jumpng of the top turnbuckle and landing on a boney wrestler but feeling hurt after landing on a padded canvas which is meant to cushion a fall..can you think of others?

Being able to win cage matches by escaping through an open door.

Irish whips

A wrestler getting smashed in the back or shoulder and selling the pain to his face/back of the head.

Tables breaking or bending when little weight is on top of it.

Ref bumps.

Wrapping your stomach in bandages cures internal injuries.

Nothing that happens at a House Show actually "happens", unless there's a title change that isn't reversed the next House Show.

Referees lose all peripheral hearing when their backs are turned.

The titian tron doesn't exist unless there's a reason for it to exist.

Wrestlers don't see each other between episodes of Raw, and therefore have to wait a week to discuss what happened last week.

The titles mean something, even when they don't.

Oh, also that Jeff Hardy is straight, and CM Punk is straight edge.

That Shawn Michaels is a Christian.

Very rarely will you get arrested for unsanctioned attacks, and even if you do you'll be out within 24 hours, even if your victim required 86 stitches.

That Dancing before doing an elbow drop or falling punch makes them so much more powerful that they render opponents unconscious after several chair shots did nothing of the sort.

That instead of firing a man whom for attacking you, as a boss, you use your power create matches in your favor.

Oh, who can forget the obvious. The Dead can rise, and they choose to engage in sports entertainment on Friday Nights.

Zombies are real and wear cowboy hats.

Dammit MAH. :(

Mexican midgets wear rocket boots and bust through floors.

ECW still exists.

It's best to explain your devious plans in detail in "private" in front of a TV camera and crew.

A wrestler gets hundreds of moves done to them with little results, but accidentaly running into a ref will knock them completely unconscience for a good 10 minutes...and for some reason despite being knocked out every month, none of the refs have serious cuncussions...

There are always count-outs in one-on-one matches. Except in the WrestleMania main event.

Bolts and screws will only pop out of a ring if Big Show is Superplexed by Brock Lesnar.

If someone is on their back and you pick up their legs and fall backwards, they will fly through the air.

2 men can become great friends despite one trying to kill the other a few months ago.

If you attack a women get back at your enemy, or use one as a shield for your protection, you're the devil. If you attack a woman because you're drunk and she didn't drink the beer you gave her, then she deserved it.

KHALI is awesome

lol Irish Whips :lol:

Celebrities have just as much chance of winning a wrestling match as the trained veteran athlete they are facing.

John Cena

Blacks are people

Surprise guests having their music played. Despite no-one knowing they were there.

Rey Mysterio becoming the World HEAVYWEIGHT Champion

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Stephanie McMahon once owned ECW.

The Boogeyman

A simple leg-drop as a finisher.

Wrestlers crawling towards the corners in order to make the tag.
Jr calling out wrong wrestling moves.
Wrestlers hitting the mat with their foot while punching their opponents.

The fact that no announcers, security, or other wrestlers ever seem to interrupt the severe and potentially lethal assault of a wrestler in broad daylight in front of a crowd of thousands.

That no one ever bends all the way down anymore when applying the Boston Crab....or that the Walls of Jericho always looked better in WCW as the Liontamer