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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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Stupid things we have come to accept as normal
like a wrestler being fine after jumpng of the top turnbuckle and landing on a boney wrestler but feeling hurt after landing on a padded canvas which is meant to cushion a fall..can you think of others?
![]() shoot interviews for free : http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=1562931 Another quality shitty thread by The MAC
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Alive
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Being able to win cage matches by escaping through an open door.
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devastationstudios.com
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Irish whips
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Junior Member
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A wrestler getting smashed in the back or shoulder and selling the pain to his face/back of the head.
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Tables breaking or bending when little weight is on top of it.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Ref bumps.
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He's Here
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Wrapping your stomach in bandages cures internal injuries.
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He's Here
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Nothing that happens at a House Show actually "happens", unless there's a title change that isn't reversed the next House Show.
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Backlund Authorised
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Referees lose all peripheral hearing when their backs are turned.
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He's Here
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The titian tron doesn't exist unless there's a reason for it to exist.
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That's Not My Name
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Wrestlers don't see each other between episodes of Raw, and therefore have to wait a week to discuss what happened last week.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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The titles mean something, even when they don't.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Oh, also that Jeff Hardy is straight, and CM Punk is straight edge.
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emerge
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That Shawn Michaels is a Christian.
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He's Here
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Very rarely will you get arrested for unsanctioned attacks, and even if you do you'll be out within 24 hours, even if your victim required 86 stitches.
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You can't teach that
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That Dancing before doing an elbow drop or falling punch makes them so much more powerful that they render opponents unconscious after several chair shots did nothing of the sort.
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Quote:
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You can't teach that
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That instead of firing a man whom for attacking you, as a boss, you use your power create matches in your favor.
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You can't teach that
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Oh, who can forget the obvious. The Dead can rise, and they choose to engage in sports entertainment on Friday Nights.
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He's Here
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Zombies are real and wear cowboy hats.
Dammit MAH.
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He's Here
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Mexican midgets wear rocket boots and bust through floors.
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emerge
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ECW still exists.
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He's Here
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It's best to explain your devious plans in detail in "private" in front of a TV camera and crew.
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Boss
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A wrestler gets hundreds of moves done to them with little results, but accidentaly running into a ref will knock them completely unconscience for a good 10 minutes...and for some reason despite being knocked out every month, none of the refs have serious cuncussions...
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He's Here
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There are always count-outs in one-on-one matches. Except in the WrestleMania main event.
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He's Here
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Bolts and screws will only pop out of a ring if Big Show is Superplexed by Brock Lesnar.
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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If someone is on their back and you pick up their legs and fall backwards, they will fly through the air.
2 men can become great friends despite one trying to kill the other a few months ago. If you attack a women get back at your enemy, or use one as a shield for your protection, you're the devil. If you attack a woman because you're drunk and she didn't drink the beer you gave her, then she deserved it. |
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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KHALI is awesome
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est. 1884
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lol Irish Whips
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That's Not My Name
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Celebrities have just as much chance of winning a wrestling match as the trained veteran athlete they are facing.
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...IN HD!!!!
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John Cena
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Blacks are people
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Member
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Surprise guests having their music played. Despite no-one knowing they were there.
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AlphaQ Attitude
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Rey Mysterio becoming the World HEAVYWEIGHT Champion
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Stephanie McMahon once owned ECW.
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Kiss the blade
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The Boogeyman
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▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬
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A simple leg-drop as a finisher.
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The Pain !
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Wrestlers crawling towards the corners in order to make the tag.
Jr calling out wrong wrestling moves. Wrestlers hitting the mat with their foot while punching their opponents. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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The fact that no announcers, security, or other wrestlers ever seem to interrupt the severe and potentially lethal assault of a wrestler in broad daylight in front of a crowd of thousands.
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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That no one ever bends all the way down anymore when applying the Boston Crab....or that the Walls of Jericho always looked better in WCW as the Liontamer
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