bad wrestling names
 

Just list wrestlers with bad names. Don't list intended stupid names.

- Bobby Lashley: I know it's his real name, but it's a lame name for a champion.

- Shark Boy: I'm on the fence whetherr this guy is serious or a joke. Sadly, I think he might be serious. How he landed a job with the second largest company in the US/Canada is beyond me.

- Tekno Team 2000: Enough said.

I'm not going to hog all the names. Post others! There are going to be a lot of names I forgot about that are going to be funny to hear again.

I think you fail to grasp the greatness that is Shark Boy.

"Above Average" Mike Sanders.

Terrible nickname.

Totally! Hey guys, I'm not bad, but I'm not good. Let's say my performance is about 65%. They should have called him C+.

DO NOT SPEAK OF TEKNO TEAM 2000 LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!!!!!

Seriously, every time I think of that name I get fucking infuriated. Whoever came up with that should have immediately been fired, or at least kicked in the head until he died.

I bet it was Russo.

"American Dragon" Bryan Danialson. Seriously, American Dragon? Be Gay on your own time.

Sharky is a joke

I think Samoa Joe is pretty awful

Samoa Stan would be way cooler

Joey Samoey.

There was an indie guy around here who used to go by the name "The Next" Briar Wellington. Terrible name all around.

Samoa Joe
So the guy's name is Joe, and he's from Samoa..... Yea.... Reaaaaal creative.

Bobby Lashley.

Lashley alone I guess is okay, but Bobby is not a wrestling name.

Yeah, just ask this guy...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...byeaton/09.jpg

Damn, that's a bad example... how about him...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...yheenan/03.jpg

hmmm... I think the central theme of this is... let's see... ah yes. Be careful what name you mock in wrestling.

That being said, I'm a Mike Rotunda fan from back in the day, but Irwin R. Shyster (sp?) SUCKED as a name.

Mike Knox. I don't know or care if that's his real name. I hear Mike Knox, I think GENERIC. I see Mike Knox, and my thoughts are proven.

Bobby Heenan's not a wrestler, and Bobby Eaton is also a terrible name.


Bobby is just not intimidating.

Kronik :(

Mike Quackenbush

Tomko.

Would you guys have liked his first name, Franklin, better than Bobby? Ladies and gentleman, ECW champion...Franklin Lashley!

That would have been cool. He could have come to the ring in a white wig and glasses while flying a kite.

lol I was thinking more towards Frankie Goes to Hollywood with the piano tie.

Relax, don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

The Jewish Jacking machine, Jewfro Skippord.

Jew's gonna kill you!

"Hebrew" Hulk Hogan: "Well JEW know something, rabbi?!"

Or he could have done what a lot of other guys have done and change his first or last name (I know most guys change their last name). Can you imagine hearing "Your world heavyweight champion, Shawn Hickenbottom"?

Bobby Lashley is a girly sounding name. He should go Bob or Rob Lashley, Frank Lashley would work as well. The 2 "y" make him sound like a candy ass.

On the reverse side, the best names are probably Sid or Brock Lesnar. The end in hard consonant, and there names sound like they are going to kick some ass.

Voodoo Kin Mafia.

Robbie Brookside

I dunno - I liked the way the initials spelt IRS. Obviously it was intentional but I thought it was pretty cool when I was younger. I also loved his finisher - the Write Off running clothesline was a great move back in the day.

What makes me laugh though is that Schyster sounds a great deal like 'Scheisse' which is German for 'shit' ... :shifty:

I also hated gimmick names. Like that guy who was meant to be from the swamps of the Aussie outback and carried around a knife for killing crocs....

"Ladies and Gentleman.... SKINNER!"

Gunner Scott

Kip James.

Shannon Moore.

"Chick flick" Lesbo mcDykey.

I forgot Team 3D and also Austin Starr.

LSD - Little Spike Dudley

Just a horrible pun.

Flex Cavanah.

Here's some names that always bothered me:

Prince Iaukea
Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Tatanka
The Yeti
Zeus
911
The Amazing Red
Puma
Paul Orndorff
One Man Gang
Rosey
The Z Man, Tom Zenk
Tugboat
Too Cold Scorpio
Barry O (the ULTIMATE jobber) :lol:
Justin Credible

Too Cold Scorpio is awesome.

Actually, Cactus Jack sucks a cock

lol at Terra Ryzing.

Nick Bockwinkle is pretty lame, sounds like he should be a cartoon moose.

Charlie Haas. Seriously, is this guy a wrestler or a cramp in my leg?

Balls Mahoney. No. Just, no.

Norman Smiley. This guy makes me ROFL but come on.