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bad wrestling names
Just list wrestlers with bad names. Don't list intended stupid names.
- Bobby Lashley: I know it's his real name, but it's a lame name for a champion. - Shark Boy: I'm on the fence whetherr this guy is serious or a joke. Sadly, I think he might be serious. How he landed a job with the second largest company in the US/Canada is beyond me. - Tekno Team 2000: Enough said. I'm not going to hog all the names. Post others! There are going to be a lot of names I forgot about that are going to be funny to hear again. |
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I think you fail to grasp the greatness that is Shark Boy.
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"Above Average" Mike Sanders.
Terrible nickname. |
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DO NOT SPEAK OF TEKNO TEAM 2000 LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!!!!!
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I bet it was Russo.
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"American Dragon" Bryan Danialson. Seriously, American Dragon? Be Gay on your own time.
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Sharky is a joke
I think Samoa Joe is pretty awful Samoa Stan would be way cooler |
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Smitten for Kittens
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Joey Samoey.
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There was an indie guy around here who used to go by the name "The Next" Briar Wellington. Terrible name all around.
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Samoa Joe
So the guy's name is Joe, and he's from Samoa..... Yea.... Reaaaaal creative. |
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Bobby Lashley.
Lashley alone I guess is okay, but Bobby is not a wrestling name. |
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![]() Damn, that's a bad example... how about him... ![]() hmmm... I think the central theme of this is... let's see... ah yes. Be careful what name you mock in wrestling. That being said, I'm a Mike Rotunda fan from back in the day, but Irwin R. Shyster (sp?) SUCKED as a name. Mike Knox. I don't know or care if that's his real name. I hear Mike Knox, I think GENERIC. I see Mike Knox, and my thoughts are proven. |
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Bobby Heenan's not a wrestler, and Bobby Eaton is also a terrible name.
Bobby is just not intimidating. |
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Kronik
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Mike Quackenbush
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Tomko.
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Would you guys have liked his first name, Franklin, better than Bobby? Ladies and gentleman, ECW champion...Franklin Lashley!
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That would have been cool. He could have come to the ring in a white wig and glasses while flying a kite.
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lol I was thinking more towards Frankie Goes to Hollywood with the piano tie.
Relax, don't do it When you want to go to it Relax don't do it When you want to come |
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Jew's gonna kill you! |
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"Hebrew" Hulk Hogan: "Well JEW know something, rabbi?!"
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Bobby Lashley is a girly sounding name. He should go Bob or Rob Lashley, Frank Lashley would work as well. The 2 "y" make him sound like a candy ass.
On the reverse side, the best names are probably Sid or Brock Lesnar. The end in hard consonant, and there names sound like they are going to kick some ass. |
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Voodoo Kin Mafia.
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Robbie Brookside
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I also hated gimmick names. Like that guy who was meant to be from the swamps of the Aussie outback and carried around a knife for killing crocs....
"Ladies and Gentleman.... SKINNER!" |
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Gunner Scott
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Shannon Moore. "Chick flick" Lesbo mcDykey. |
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I forgot Team 3D and also Austin Starr.
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LSD - Little Spike Dudley
Just a horrible pun. |
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Flex Cavanah.
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Here's some names that always bothered me:
Prince Iaukea Hunter Hearst Helmsley Tatanka The Yeti Zeus 911 The Amazing Red Puma Paul Orndorff One Man Gang Rosey The Z Man, Tom Zenk Tugboat Too Cold Scorpio Barry O (the ULTIMATE jobber) ![]() Justin Credible |
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Too Cold Scorpio is awesome.
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Actually, Cactus Jack sucks a cock
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Terra Ryzing. That name makes me want to cry.
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lol at Terra Ryzing.
Nick Bockwinkle is pretty lame, sounds like he should be a cartoon moose. Charlie Haas. Seriously, is this guy a wrestler or a cramp in my leg? Balls Mahoney. No. Just, no. Norman Smiley. This guy makes me ROFL but come on. |
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