So...uh...
 

Based on the little comments on my rep sheet and PMs I get from the random folkel round these parts, I gather for some reason my opinion is actually respected, or that I'm an "elite" wrestling poster or whatever...my question is...what the fuck?

OK so that's not really a question, but come on now people. I mark out like a little girl seeing Justin Timberlake over Billy Gunn. I praise Kevin Nash as a god. Sean Waltman is one of my favorites of all time. And I've been singing JBL's praises even back when everyone hated him for the Goose Step. I bitch endlessly about Bret Hart bitching, think Ken Kennedy is a worthless one trick pony and I think Samoa Joe is a fat peice of shit. By all rights, shouldn't I have been flamed off the forum by this point?

:wtf: :?: :shifty:

It's alright man, I still don't know if people love or hate Bob Holly.

Holly = Way underrated.

I don't get it, do you want to be flamed?

Just because some of your opinions are contrary to popular opinion doesn't make you special, nor does it make you an asshole. Quite frankly it just makes you another Wrestling Nerd thatr likes talking about wrestling, like the rest of us.

I like Bob Holly, Umaga, Mark Henry, and Triple H. But people don't care cause I am so awesome.

So take it as a compliment.

Show off, just stop.

Oh and before I forget, Jeff Jarrett kicks ass, Japan wrestling sucks ass.

Right about that first part.

They feel sorry for you. ;)

Here is something I don't get, for the most part I agree with you. The only key differences are that I don't like X-Pac or Billy Gunn, and like Kennedy. And people think of me as a retarded dickhole.

Maybe it is because I rarely give a good reason to why I hate Chris Benoit while you um....no I don't get it. I mean, I know I'm a retarded dickhole, but still.

You like Nash, and made me unafraid to reveal the fact that I'd been a mark for him since his Diesel days...it felt like a crime to admit that once, but you made me see that it was more of a release.

I feel purified now, I thank you.

Those all suck

DIE FIGNUTS DIE :foc:

I like the wrestlers you like. I think Samoa Joe is worthless. Bret Hart does need to get over himself. Japanese wrestling is too gimmicky. You're wrong about Kennedy, though.

:wtf:

Actually, I can never respect you, because you hate the Immortal Hulk Hogan.

:shifty:

Just kidding. The ability to string together a couple of sentences and form meaningful paragraphs goes a long way when you're around the bunch of posters that make up this or most professional wrestling message boards.

From what I've seen in a few months of posting and over a year of reading these boards, you like who you like and you don't make excuses for it, you aren't combative about it. You don't say that Bret Hart is a worthless human being or that JBL is a technical god, and you don't lash out at people who don't agree with you. People respect you though they disagree with you. Also, don't you actually wrestle? I think that gives you some cred.

Oh, and you have the greatest sig ever.

That's because you generally are combative and are generally abraisve. You come across more like you're trying to get a rise out of people, though you obviously hold to what you're talking about. You don't try to be anything but a retarded dickhole, and people seem to respect that.

In either case, you're both pretty cool. :y: :y:

Man, if rep sheets equal respect...:cool:

*comes back to reality*

Oh. :(

No dude, 100,000 posts equal respect. Start spamming.

I have similar taste as you except Billy Gunn who is useless without the Outlaws.

Man, could that have been any less true? I lash out any time someone says something bad about any of the Kliq, JBL, Gunn, or (though this hasn't come up yet) Flair.

You do realize they're a team in TNA, right?

Well I was referring more to the notion of "you are a stupid retarded monkey and your mother smells like cheese" than "you suck if you don't like Ric Flair." If you're doing that sort of thing, I've never come across it.

Oh and X-Pac sucks.

Wait a minute, then who the hell is this Kip James guy? :shifty:

Dunno, but I'll bet you can bet your sweet bippiy that Kippy is one of One's favorites.

Nah, quite frankly, Kip and BG have been less than spectacular since their begininng to team together in TNA. And the fact that Kip has more mic time than BG is a BIG WTF?!

You know you need to neg yourself now, right?

Is it just really sad that I can never remember which one is which now?

The boards won't let me rep myself, so instead I took a belt and whipped myself several times. I also am debating if I should cut off the fingers I used to type that. :(

You probably should actually.

Actually, at 100,000 posts, I get the power to rep so hard their noses bleed.

Awwww, I can only rep hard enough to give a black eye. :-\

Yeah but even the whole VKM thing is pretty terrible and I haven't really enjoyed them in TNA at all.

I can rep a paper cut at this point.

So do you think if they were "The Outlaws" they'd be better now?

Because they have the same gimmick as before.

*Blink-Blink*

*Rubs eyes*

OK, everyone! Come here and look at this. Some new guy "Alf Email" has made his first two posts, and neither one of them contained words "OMGz!!11" or "Ur" or "fo" or any of that other lazy porch monkey^ lingo. He also wrote clear understandable sentances without freaking out over something. I submit we have found the Newb of the Year!

:y:

^Not in a racist way, I'm with Randel, we're taking porch monkey back!

I can rep hard enough to make John Cena go down and stay the fuck down in one rep.

Probably someone's sock. :shifty:

Anyone decent get banned recently? :shifty:

When Chuck Norris reps someone, gods die.

BTW, what is a Voodoo Kin? And how is it a Mafia?

No, it's more the way TNA books them tbh. Even when they first came to TNA, they were booked to bitch about the WWE like everyone else.