| Theo Dious |
04-09-2007 08:21 AM |
In 2008 Wrestlemania 24 will be held on Easter Sunday. John Cena will be crucified live on Good Friday Night Smackdown and will be ressureccted early Easter morning, only to end the Undertaker's winning streak and career to win the WWE title for an unprecedented 42nd time (God what a year we are in for. Michael Cole as champion, anyone?) The Four Horsemen will accompany Cena to the ring... not Flair's stable, but the actual Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, who will proceed to lay waste to the entire Earth. They wll then be challenged by Flair's final Horsemen incarnation, which will consist of himself, Carlito, and Matt and Jeff Hardy (now THIS is a good idea.) This will come after WWE's newest late-fall PPV, WWE Rapture, in which half of the crowd will vanish and Shawn Michaels will be dumbstruck at being "Left Behind." John Cena, newly revealed to be the second coming of Jesus Christ, which we should have known all along since they have the same intitials, will take the street name name Big JC and feud with World Heavyweight Champion Kane, revealed to be the actual son of the devil, who will in turn actually be Paul Bearer. Cena will vanquish Kane before record setting crowd of 100,000 (though WWE.com will report it as the entire population of Heaven, Hell, and the Eaarth,) but will be instantly challenged by the Immortal Hulk Hogan, who will then reveal himself as the One True God and cast those who have doubted him down into the undercard of Hell, discovered to be ruled by the alliance of Chris Jericho and Christian.
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