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King of Love and Piss
Posts: 62,991
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John Cena
Cennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna
It dont matter who did what to who at this point. The fact is, we went to war. And now there aint no going back. It's what war is you know? Once you're in it, you're in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight! |
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
Posts: 4,430
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Hell yeah!
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#3 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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![]() Fucking wigger. |
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Higher. Further. Faster.
Posts: 21,074
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Are we trying to reach some sort of quota?
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#5 |
I am the cheese
Posts: 51,428
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Seena iz teh greetest
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
Posts: 3,381
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This better be a hate thread :foc:
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#7 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Cena > Crossrine
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LAKE SHOW HOES
Posts: 25,764
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You can't see him!
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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You know, Cena pisses me off more and more, but the promo he cut on the Raw before Mania was amazing.
Just saying. |
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
Posts: 3,381
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
Posts: 14,340
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In 2008 Wrestlemania 24 will be held on Easter Sunday. John Cena will be crucified live on Good Friday Night Smackdown and will be ressureccted early Easter morning, only to end the Undertaker's winning streak and career to win the WWE title for an unprecedented 42nd time (God what a year we are in for. Michael Cole as champion, anyone?) The Four Horsemen will accompany Cena to the ring... not Flair's stable, but the actual Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, who will proceed to lay waste to the entire Earth. They wll then be challenged by Flair's final Horsemen incarnation, which will consist of himself, Carlito, and Matt and Jeff Hardy (now THIS is a good idea.) This will come after WWE's newest late-fall PPV, WWE Rapture, in which half of the crowd will vanish and Shawn Michaels will be dumbstruck at being "Left Behind." John Cena, newly revealed to be the second coming of Jesus Christ, which we should have known all along since they have the same intitials, will take the street name name Big JC and feud with World Heavyweight Champion Kane, revealed to be the actual son of the devil, who will in turn actually be Paul Bearer. Cena will vanquish Kane before record setting crowd of 100,000 (though WWE.com will report it as the entire population of Heaven, Hell, and the Eaarth,) but will be instantly challenged by the Immortal Hulk Hogan, who will then reveal himself as the One True God and cast those who have doubted him down into the undercard of Hell, discovered to be ruled by the alliance of Chris Jericho and Christian.
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#12 |
King of Love and Piss
Posts: 62,991
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John Cena is amazing
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#13 |
Junior Member
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Cena needs to learn to do an STF without having to stand up every time. Seriously, the guy doesn't have an athletic bone in his body.
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Smitten for Kittens
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CENA NEEDS TO LEARN TO STFU
AND I DON'T MEAN THE MOVE YEAH |
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King of Love and Piss
Posts: 62,991
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John Cena probably needs to learn to be less great
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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#17 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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John Cena
He sucks. THE END.
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