May 19th...
 

...yeah, so apparently the anniversary of the deaths of Kane's parents and the horrible tragedy that turned him into a vicious psychopath only bothers him when he has a movie coming out. Damn WWE, I wanted Fake Kane II. Only, like, GOOD this time. :rant:

:wtf:

I still remember!

I still remember when Fake Kane lifted the briefcase and then drove off in a Hummer!

Should I be worried that I graduate on May 19th?

Just watch out for anyone in full body red spandex suites with a mask on.

Was just watching part of The Best of RAW Vol. 1 and was reminded how much body mass Kane has lost. He was fucking HUGE in 98.

Actually, I'd be more worried about seeing anyone who looked just like me. It's not like Fake Kane started randomly destroying people.

Yeah, but the real Kane did when he first debuted.

Last thing you need is a "Entire Class of '07 Chokeslammed on May 19th" Headline in the paper.

Hm. True. Hey JS, JR and Lawler aren't commentating your graduation, are they?

JR: BAHGAWD! IT'S POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE! HERE HE COMES! IT'S THE MACHO MAN! BAHGAWD!

King: Uh, JR, we aren't at RAW...

JR: BAHGAWD WHEN DID WE SIGN SAVAGE!?

<font color=white>I'd buy that paper.</font>

Sub-headline: Principal "literally broken in half."

"It was the greatest night in the history of graduations" said one on-looker, who wished to remain anonymous.

One African-American spectator responded, simply, "Damn."

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/ima.../29272/4106224

When held for questioning, this man insisted that it was not his fault.

What's up with those things one the side of Snitskys face? Isn't he a bit too old to be getting acne?

Meh...probably forget about it...watch someone say May 19th to him and Kane would be like WTF

Probably scars from chair shots and blading.

Damn, this thread is funny.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/ima.../29272/4106224
Kane - The awkward teenage years.

*ZING!*

looking at ur signature thing..

Christ Xpac is ugly

lmfao @ the MAY 19TH shit. Ridiculously funny.

The May 19th shit was really funny.

I'm seeing a house show on May 19th. Maybe Fake Kane will make an appearance.

If Fake Kane should come, simply push him out of the door. You will never see him again.