In honor of May 19th...
 

Let's face it- the whole "May 19th" story arc for WWE to promote "See No Evil" was pretty bad. Like, really bad. So, on this May 19th (hey, it's May 19th somewhere, and I won't be awake at midnight to start this) let's remember the very best of the very worst story lines.

Anyone remember Mark Henry as a sex addict? Funny stuff, really. From finding out the girl he was about to hook up with had a penis, and to him and May Young hooking up and giving birth to a hand? Anyone remember this? As bad story lines go that HAS to be one of my favorite.

Discuss.

Yeah really. That was just rediculous. Wasn't he in trouble by the WWE so they put him in that story?

I don't know, but we need more fans to learn about this storyline, so it kills Mark Henry's push.

Him telling his therapist that his first sexual experience was with his sister.

D'Lo killing Terri Runnels/Goldust's baby is up there too.

Let's not the forget the "We Remember... " storyline

Or how bout Warrior/Lawler fued after he came back for the 3rd time over Warrior not letting Lawler draw for his comic book.

How about Al Snow and Pepper?

Or for those with a long memory of useless things:

Al Snow and Pierre [for that matter].

I have a sudden craving for pepper steak :shifty:

What basically happened is WWE signed Henry to a ridiculous, unprecedented 10 year contract in 1996, despite him not even being trained to wrestle yet. After about a year of zero progression and consistant injuries, they began to realise what a mistake they had made, and proceeded to humiliate Henry at every possible opportunity in an attempt to get him to quit.

Henry, however, had no real incentive to quit... after all, he spent the majority of his 10 year contract on the sidelines, collecting his juicy downside.

What boggles the mind most, though, is the fact that they gave him a NEW contract last year, after all of that! (And Henry flipped them the bird by getting injured at the next available opportunity).

Henry is a joke.

It's me, it's me!

It's...

Come on. Thats not a bad thing. It's a good thing.

DDP is gold in every angle.

His Mrs. Horseface angle went horribly though.

His what angle?

I think he's referring to Sara Undertaker.

yea wwe used ddp wrong that goes back to vince not giving a funk about non wwe created wrestlers, yea lets let him job to takers wife.

I like the DDP motivational speaker thing. At least it got him on the show