I'm bored so ask me some wrestling questions
 

:D

This is actually inspired by a chat me and BDC had on MSN the other day.

What year do you see WWE going off the air and who will be in the last ever match on RAW?

Don't see it going off air. They'll always have TV in some form. Unless wrestling is banned or some shit. And even if it is, they'll figure something out.

Last match on Raw will involve HHH though. Even if it's 50 years.

Fair enough :y:

Who do you think will take over the company after Vince is gone?

Will there be a point where Vince completely fades out of wrestling, including backstage, or will he be there until the day he dies? If not the latter, what would be your estimated date for Vince's complete fade-out?

Obviously will be Stephanie. That's if Vince ever quits. And I think he might out live all of us.

Again, I don't expect Vince to quit. If he dies, different story but with all the roids and stress and whatever else, he should probably be dead already. Maybe he is Satan.

I'd be mildly surprised if he was still doing this in his 70's though.

For some reason, I'd love to see Shane take over the company after Vince is dead and pull a "Norman Bates." Vince would be stuffed and kept in a rocking chair in Shane's office.

Vince- "Fire that useless Diva, SHE'S A SLUT SHANE!"

Shane (holding a knife and wearing a wig) - " SHUT UP DAD, THAT'S YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!"

How long (if ever) until Wrestling enters into a big upswing like the one enjoyed in the late 90's?

Vince would probably try and sneek a peak down her wedding dress too.

A very long time. Maybe never. They need new stars and a revamped product and developmental programme long before this happens.

The answer is 42, but do you have the right question?

Was it the one where I was asking things like "JBL, great wrestler, or greatest wrestler?"

41+1?

yeah probably. I forget. It was the same one when we were talking about revamping WWE and I was on about developmental.

How many times has Johnny Ace had to suck dick to keep his job?

I lost count after 4923

:lol:

I think Vince permanently keeps it in his mouth and he's only allowed to take it out 3 times a day for meals.

RVD- "Gee Johnny, can we go to the gym BEFORE Vince blows his first load of the day in your mouth?"

No, no, too literal, too factual, wouldn't sustain the punters' interest.

Who on TNA's roster is most likely to come back to WWE first?

He doesn't blow Vince. Vince bullies into blowing Snitsky and Mean Gene Okerlund.

Edit

Dudley Boys

Who on the WWE roster is most likely to leave to TNA? If RVD how will they write him off?

When will Vince purchase TNA...causing all wrestling fans to be depressed that we now only have WWE for entertainment?

wait a sec...its that way now...just minus the purchase...

Anyways...When will Vince purchase TNA?

I don't think Van Dam will go there instantly. Depends on who they release. I don't see TNA bringing any old ex WWE guy in now. Maybe a hot chick. Test and Charlie Haas couldn't get jobs there.

Vince won't buy TNA. Nothing worth buying. Top contracts are not too his liking and aside from the tapes, they don't have anything worth paying for.

So does Johnny's wang sucking cause baldness? If so, does Stone Cold Steve Austin put his dick in the freezer first so Johnny can "knock back a few cold ones" with him?

On a side note, I'm actually pretty interested in seeing The Dudley's vs. The Steiners, just for nestalgia's sake.

Austin wouldn't give him the time of day. The big stars don't.

Dear Rob.

Why has Gangrel been signed and released several times over the past few years without being used?

Thank You.

- PepperCarrot

"The creative team has nothing for him".

:D

Rob, what do YOU enjoy about pro-wrestling right now?

So does that mean that the rumors are false of Jim Carrey doing a tribute movie titled "Ace Laurinaitis: Pet Cocksucker?"

Will John Cena ever lose the WWE title?

Jeez!

Not much of what's on TV to be honest. I like Edge's stuff. Shawn Michaels has been fucking unreal but not enough that I watch to see his stuff. Just happy when I do. I have a serious weird interest in watching the Great Khali, especially when he cuts promos. Benoit is God. I did enjoy the Greasers until they won the tag straps. Cena is alright too.

When I can be bothered to give TNA the time of day, I seriously only enjoy watching Christian Cage. Oh and Bob Backlund :D Oh and Christy Hemme :love: She is the number 1 reason actually. The rest of the guys I liked watching have been buried to the point I don't care about their programs or lack of.

I don't care about ROH in the slightest but I will watch if one person I know tells me I should check something specific out. And they did produce the best match of the year last year in my opinion.

Now and again, I'll go out of my way to find some of Mistico's matches.

WWE DVD's are still great however. And all download links are always appreciated.

Yes. When is HHH back?

Unfortunately.

Seriously, Bob Backlund at the announcers table = GOLD!

HHH tried before and failed at WM22. He will fail again trying to beat Superman John Cena.

If Owen Hart had lived to this day, do you think he would have become a Main Eventer with a possible World title run?