Man, This Was Just Sad...
 

So, last night, for the first time in over a year, I actually watched Raw. I mean, actually sat down and watched it. I haven't had cable, so what I have seen has been at my brother's place, where we talk through most of it and don't listen to the damn commentary, or I've seen it in Hooters where the place is too loud to really hear it.

Now for the point.

JR sounded BAD.

Not "unbearable to listen to, off his game" bad. Bad like "my God, is he ill? Or just that damn old?"

Seriously, has he sounded like this for a while now? Or was this just a one-night bit? I hadn't noticed it recently, and really, my disgust for the joke he has made of himself notwithstanding, I would like to hope the man would take care of himself. I really just felt BAD listening to him talk.

SPOILERS, DAMMIT!!!

Oh, great, now I'm doing it to myself...

FRUITY FRUITY fruity FRUITY FRUITY BY GOD Skittles

It's "BAH GAWD," learn to spell. :shifty:

Too much time deep-throating the boss. BUT WRESTLERS NEVER TAKE TIME OFF!

Wait. You go to Hooters, and of all the things to watch, you watch a bunch of sweaty guys?

You have to watch SOMETHING from time to time. It's rude to pop a stock in front of the girls who are bringing your food. :shifty:

Don't worry...We all know your little secret.

J.R. is a commenating GAWD, nothing he does can ever be wrong!

This was a terrible RAW. I usually time-shift RAW, but shit, I time-shifted 85% of that show.

Terrible? But Cena conquered TWO MONSTERS! OVERCAME BAW GAWD DOUBLE THE ODDS!!!!

:shifty:

I was expecting Snitsky and Viscera being added to the match and Cena hitting a Quadruple FU. I would easily pay $500 to see him attempt that, as long as he gets them on his shoulders whether through picking them up or having a crane place them on his shoulders.

I think J.R. sounds pretty good for a guy who's been dead for years.