BREAKING NEWS: Vince Recovered From Wreckage, Surgery Underway
 

Taken from Pro Wrestling Inhaler:

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The charred form of the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment was reportedly recovered from the flaming wreckage of his limosuine after its shocking explosion in the closing moments of WWE Monday Night Raw.

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Surgical droids are currently attending to the barely-alive billionaire. A specialized suit is being constructed to maintain his life. Further news will be given out as soon as Matt Boone can steal it.

I hope this doesn't mean 20-odd years of Vince squashing everyone on the WWE roster until an even older Ric Flair trains Shane to defeat Vince. :-\

"You will go to the Smackdown system. There you will learn from Hornswaggle, the Jedi Master who instructed me."

If I read about Dylan Postl being rumoured for a big push, I might as well stop watching.

*20 years later*

Hornswoggle: Me lightsaber may not be green, but ta' rest of me is, Shane...

Me: *Groan* Why did Val Venis have to be the second guy killed off? He has a name like a planet for crying out loud! Why does the WWE hate me?

Yeah... I'm sure Joey Mercury and Saturn feel the same way.

My money is on this being an anti Davari gimmick..

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I can't wait for "WWE Wars VI: Return of the Hunter".

"Hunter, I am your father."

A heel named Darth Anus...WOOOOOOOOO... betrayed and murdered your father.....WOOOOOOO.....

By the way, watching Dusty Rhodes last night made me wonder. Is he the bastard offspring of Jabba the Hutt and Anakin Skywalker (The one from Jedi, not the whiny little nancy boy)?

Well, as long as he's ok

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"This is the last time I carpool with anyone from "Heroes." "

I wonder if he has a 36" penis.

Strike me down, Vince! WOOOOOO! Do it! *Vince strikes Flair with his lightsaber* *Flair flop*

When you refer to Anakin from Jedi, do you mean the scarred, dying, God ugly one? If so...yes.

ROFL at this thread. :rofl:

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I'm back!
And I'm a Jedi Master.
Face facts!
'Cuz I have a laser blaster!

That would be the one.

Save the promoter.
Save the world.

Holy shit, does this mean that they're going to send Yoshi Kwan back in time to try and save Vince?

...and does anyone but me remember Yoshi Kwan?

I, for one, LOVED Yoshi Kwan.

Stop making up names. :mad:

Yoshi Kwan? Wasn't she that female figure skater a while back?

Tae Kwon Doe?

No, I'm pretty sure Yoshi was a Mario Cart driver.