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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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BREAKING NEWS: Vince Recovered From Wreckage, Surgery Underway
Taken from Pro Wrestling Inhaler:
![]() The charred form of the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment was reportedly recovered from the flaming wreckage of his limosuine after its shocking explosion in the closing moments of WWE Monday Night Raw. ![]() ![]() Surgical droids are currently attending to the barely-alive billionaire. A specialized suit is being constructed to maintain his life. Further news will be given out as soon as Matt Boone can steal it. |
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I hope this doesn't mean 20-odd years of Vince squashing everyone on the WWE roster until an even older Ric Flair trains Shane to defeat Vince.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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"You will go to the Smackdown system. There you will learn from Hornswaggle, the Jedi Master who instructed me."
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*20 years later* Hornswoggle: Me lightsaber may not be green, but ta' rest of me is, Shane... Me: *Groan* Why did Val Venis have to be the second guy killed off? He has a name like a planet for crying out loud! Why does the WWE hate me? |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
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My money is on this being an anti Davari gimmick..
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Herp a derp, and so on
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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! |
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He's Here
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I can't wait for "WWE Wars VI: Return of the Hunter".
"Hunter, I am your father." |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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By the way, watching Dusty Rhodes last night made me wonder. Is he the bastard offspring of Jabba the Hutt and Anakin Skywalker (The one from Jedi, not the whiny little nancy boy)? |
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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Storyline of the Year, PWI 2007
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The Rev RC 4 Lyfe
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Well, as long as he's ok
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() "This is the last time I carpool with anyone from "Heroes." " |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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I wonder if he has a 36" penis.
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When you refer to Anakin from Jedi, do you mean the scarred, dying, God ugly one? If so...yes. |
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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ROFL at this thread.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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![]() I'm back! And I'm a Jedi Master. Face facts! 'Cuz I have a laser blaster! |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Save the world. Holy shit, does this mean that they're going to send Yoshi Kwan back in time to try and save Vince? ...and does anyone but me remember Yoshi Kwan? |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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I, for one, LOVED Yoshi Kwan.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Yoshi Kwan? Wasn't she that female figure skater a while back?
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Spammy Certified
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Tae Kwon Doe?
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Terminator Daddy!
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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