Official Raw Thread (7-2-07): DA SAMOAN BULLDOZER VS. DA ITALIAN
 

Raw returns to its regular time of 9/8 CT on USA Network as the flagship emanates from the American Airlines Center in Dallas.

Big news from the desk of Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman: He has scheduled a Vengeance: Night of Champions rematch for Raw, as Intercontinental Champion Santino Marella will again face the Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga.

Their match at Vengeance was stopped by the referee, as Umaga brutalized the Milan Miracle and was disqualified for ignoring the referee's five-count. The beating continued post-match, as the super-heavyweight crushed the ribs of the champion with a splash from the top rope.

Will Marella manage to rebound and keep the miracle alive Monday night, or will Umaga once again wear Intercontinental gold? Tune in at 9/8 CT on USA Network to find out.

I wanna see The Messiah on Raw tonight.
That's all I'm saying in this thread.

This will be a Spicy Meat-A-Ball of a RAW!

Yo ah Santino where's ah mah ah pizz-a pie?!

His name actually sounds like a sauce... Or maybe a cheese.

He needs to team up with someone named Ravioli. And put out a shitty line of WWE-themed pastas. Spaghetti-Ortons, Beefaroonis, etc.

YOU KNOW BROTHER, PASTAMANIA IS GOING TO RUN WILD ON YOU WHEN THE 24CM WORMS COME LOOKING FOR YOU, DUDE!

WHERES MY PIZZA? UMAGA ATE IT

AND HE 'ATE YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO! AND HE 'ATE THE MESS HE LEFT ON THE CARPET!

Nunzio and Santino should reform the F.B.I.

But seriously, which lucky superstar will be fed to the great white hype this week?

You bring back Big Salbowski and thats money

Are you talking about John Cena or Bobby Lashley?

:shifty:

just to get everyone amped for RAW:

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BADSTREET USA BABY!

I thought Cena was the black one?

I'd mark the fuck out if the music hit and out cam Michael Hayes and Jimmy Garvin to take on Cade and Murdoch.

No, that's Khali.

I mean the language Khali speaks is the closest thing to ebonics this side of Ahmed Johnson.

Evenin fellas. Hope this show gets everything back on track tonight.

VINCE IS STILL DEAD TO ME DAMNIT!!!

....:shifty:

Kennedy wrestling?

Whoopie.

Piss break.

Oh look it's the Sign Guy Faggot in the front row.

KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


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KENNEDY!!!!!

guys kennedy just wasn't ready!!!

Yay I can kill two piss breaks in one sitting.

Can you get any whiter then these two lol

Great..... Kennedy's gonna job to Cena. :nono: And WHY hasn't Cena been stripped of the title yet?

:wtf:

cameltoe? lame

Mr. Camel Toe.

Wow. That really sucked.

Wait, are you talking about the same messiah who's wrestled for czw and xpw?

Mister Rogers would've been funnier than Mr. Cameltoe.

God, I cannot wait for Triple H to come back and take the title from Cena.

crappypants??????? jesus

I did like the Mr Kenny G lol

ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!

Can John Cena be any more retarded?!

YAY!

Now someone with actual TALENT

ALL HAIL KING BOOK-AH!

BOOKER

finally someone to save this segment