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GAME: Looking on the bright side
Here's how it works...one person names something that they don't like about the WWE. The next person tries their best to spin the situation into a positive (and potentially humorous) light.
EX. POSTER ONE: 'John Cena sux!!!!!11' POSTER TWO: 'At least he's not fucking a dead corpse' Half-hearted example, indeed, but let's see if this goes anywhere. I'll start. *** Extreme Expose is a waste of time on a one hour show. |
At least Brooke gives every male a boner everytime she shakes her ass
The Boogeyman is the stupidest gimmick ever |
At least his new dance 'The Shiver' is causing an uproar all over the World, giving the WWE more exposure and making it 'hip' for kids. :shifty:
*** The Great Khali is the World champion. |
<font color=white>This makes my indian friend smile with glee
*** Paul Heyman is being wasted.</font> |
Maybe this only hits my community, but that's one less Jew making an ass of himself on TV.
*** There are talks about Raw going on for three hours. |
That means more wrestling, YEAH! :shifty:
Chris Masters is getting a push |
Longer, better quality matches.
*** Chris Jericho is missing. NOTE: This was originally intended for 450's post, but I am a Chris Masters mark, SO I'M LEAVING IT! |
^ beat ya to it.
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At least he's not jobbing to Cena.
*** Too many people job to Cena. |
At least they're not jobbing to Sir Mo.
*** Kenny Dykstra is underused. |
He still gets to go home to Mickie every night.
------------------ John Morrison's new gimmick just stikes me as a really halfassed Jim Morrison. That makes me sad. |
At least he's ECW champion.
*** Raw's commentary team sucks ass. |
It makes me feel smarter than Jim Ross when I point out where he messes up, but that's kinda like watching the special olympics for an ego stroke
--- Rey had the world title. |
at least it wasn't Hornswaggle
Hornswaggle is cw champ |
It made for a shocking moment to watch.
Kennedy keeps losing |
It's ok wrestlings fake and win loss records don't event matter :)
Tommy Dreamer has a job in WWE and Steve Blackman doesn't. |
But Blackman will come back in a year as "the future" and will be known as "The Future" Steve Blackman and he'll rip the SD roster up once he's spent some time as ECW champion.
Paul Burchill isn't on WWE TV, he'd be a killer heel too :( |
Atleast he isn't having to play a shit gimmick.
Umagas finisher is shit |
His other moves are pretty sick, though.
*** Candice Michelle is the Women's champ, despite her in-ring limitations. |
Hotel Erotica
------------------ Santinio Marella is a worthless pile of crap |
:mad:
Well, at least he's not the Intercontinental champion anymore. *** Shawn Michaels is dearly missed. |
But they're pushing younger talent now.
Smackdown's WHC champions keep getting injured. |
Then the chances of the same thing happening to Khali are pretty good. :y:
*** Cryme Tyme never got their tag title shot. |
They weren't ready for it anyway.
SuperCunt(Cena) Never loses |
Think of how glorious it'll be when he finally does.
*** Trish Stratus never did Playboy. :( |
She didn't? Well, atleast she has some self respect i guess.
The Diva search is happening once again this year. |
At least it could make for a humorous Ron Simmons moment
-- Batista vs. Khali is probably going to headline Summerslam for SD! |
At least it won't be Jackass VS Umaga
Shane pushed the idea for Jackass at Summerslam |
For that, Shane is a jackass, but he takes sick bumps (or did)
ECW isn't anywhere enar it's potential |
At least lashley isnt champ anymore
Ariels not on tv anymore |
At least she can go to RoH WHERE THEY'LL USE HER PROPERLY!!!!!!!11111111
*** Hardcore Holly will be returning. Again. |
At least we did have her on TV rather than never at all!
Hardcore Holly has disappeared. *OMFG. IGNORE THIS, BUT SHIT. I was gonna delete, but THRILLER how close is mine to urs. STRANGE! |
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Gits! |
Maybe his next injury will be fatal.
Tajiri is not returning :( |
At least we still have "from the vault"
Gregory Helms is out for ageeeees. |
Young and upcoming cruiserweights, like Hornswaggle, can get a chance to shine!
Chavo isn't Kerwin White :( |
That truly is unfortunate. I can't spin that in a positive light.
*** Elijah Burke hasn't won a meaningful match in quite some time. |
Neither has Morrison!!!!
MVP has a gay ass finisher |
At least he has the 2nd coolest theme in the WWE today
Nash tore his quad yesterday again |
It's ok he's in TNA, nobody cares.
Goldberg won't wrestle in WWE ever again (probably) |
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