Discussion of Boredom: What if TPWW started it's own promotion?
 

Here on the forums, we discuss everything from what we like, to what we think could have been better, to wtf were they thinking. We are like most forums just talking about how we like our wrestling and how we wish WWE could give us that. However, anytime this is brought up to any wrestling promotion (from WWE to the Indies), we are marked as the fans who think we know more than we know. They just want us to buy our tickets, sit in the seats, and shut the fuck up.

Well I bring up the question, what if we started our own promotion? Not the WWE or TNA type deal, but a small indy fed. It could be run like a tournament they do with some other promotions where it would be more of an annual thing and hire wrestlers for the length of the events. We could display who we like to see wrestle, how we think a wrestling federation ran, and display what we like to see.

Of course this is all hypothetical, and thus why I don't dare go into further detail (or correct some fuzzy ones). However, it would do either one of two things. It would teach us a leason in the difficulties of placing together a wrestling product, or show those wrestling promotions who don't think the fans really know shit that it's worth listenning to our opinions a little closer.

Opinions?

KLIQ gets all titles. The end.

The promotion would be dead in two weeks. The end.

With that attitude. I'm sure we could keep it around for at least 3.

But what an awsome 3 weeks they would be!

Hey, raise come capital, manage it properly, organize the structure of the promotion, invest in equipment, look into the legal work, and get the word out. Might all sound complicated, but really not that hard to do with some willpower and an IQ above a tomato.

A bunch of marks running a wrestling promotion. That'll be the day.

(TNA isn't a wrestling promotion, so it doesn't count.)

I think someone here suggested doing this as a one-time deal, I want to say Ben Rodrigues, but I might be wrong. Memory's not as good as it used to be.

So I guess everyone around here is out...

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^ The brain power of the average TPWW user.

Where does this leave Jordan X.

You will probably need an accountant.

We're talking about TPWW, right?

I know it sounds simple, but I lack faith in a mark run company, even moreso in a smark run company. And then there's the whole problem where we'd have fifteen different people with fifteen different models.

The Horsemen will hold all the titles.

WOOOOO!

Spoiler- Cena wins

I'd be pushing for lazy big men to win everything, Noid would want a 13 page report on how to handle every feud, there would be total chaos on weather to job or push the RoH_style, you'd make a smart ass comment every time something was brought up in a meeting, BDC would be on some never ending speech about how he should be World Champion, half the board would insist that Flair be officially announced God during the first episode weather or not he was signed to a contract, the Americans and the Canadians would be deadlocked on weather to name is the "Bret Hart Wrestling Federation" or the "Shawn Michaels Championship Wrestling", someone would at some point suggest some Japanese guy be brought in which would make half the room threaten to walk out of the company, The Kliq would start spray painting "K4L" everywhere, every single time anyone said anything they would pause and repeat the last word...


















....word, which would mean nothing would ever get done.

Still, we'd probably be more organized than WWE. :D

Exactly right. The ideas would be too conflicting. A lot of people here would simply not be capable of running a fed. Take The One for instance. Not a dumb guy, but way to egotistical and selective with his tastes. I guarantee that a promotion would be based around his ego. How is that different from a WWE or TNA?

By the way Noid, you just got Sig'd. :D

Did someone say sig'd.....

The One would still manage to lower the bar. But otherwise, the differences would be superficial.

Why should people embrace the TPWW Kliq btw, I never saw a sales pitch.

Kevin Nash aside obviously.

We ain't got sellin you people on shit.

Pssh! If you consider extending Batista's entrance from one minute to 30 minutes, demanding that everyone lay down for Flair, jamming talentless people who I personally mark for down everyone's throat, and telling everyone and their mom to just forget about scripts and shoot anytime their near a mic lowering the bar...than...well...yeah I would...

Who said we were selling anything? Fuck that noise, we're just going to be loud and obnoxious and gang up on anyone who doesn't agree with our esoteric views. That's the Kliq way!

K4L

KK and The One would bury everyone.

Well, we DO sell t-shirts; blister cards, paper for wrapping and packaging, paper pouches for packaging, plastic bubble packs for wrapping or packaging; collector albums, namely, for sticker collectable cards, photo collectables; labels, namely, printed paper labels, printed shipping labels; folders; plastic bags for general use; paper tableware, namely, paper place mats, paper table mats, paper table linens; stickers; framed pictures; pens; pencils; posters; notebooks; trading cards; calendars; paper tablecloths; photographs; chalk; brochures, magazines, and newspapers concerning sports entertainment; photographic prints; postcards; greeting cards; pictures; decals; temporary tattoo transfers; coloring books; children's activity books; souvenir programs concerning sports entertainment; books featuring pictorial biographies; comic books; book covers; paper book markers; bookplates; paper lunch bags; paper napkins; picture books; sticker albums; memo pads; date books; address books; agenda books; pencil sharpeners; rubber stamps; stamp pads; collectible prepaid telephone cards not magnetically encoded; collector stamps, namely, commemorative stamp sheets; customized personal checks; checkbook covers and return address labels not of textile; paper banners; printed paper signs for doors; pencil cases; drawing rulers; erasers, namely, rubber erasers, chalk erasers, blackboard erasers; scribble pad; photo albums; bumper stickers; window decals; collector stamps; lithographs; paper party bags; paper party favors, namely, paper hats; stencils for tracing designs onto paper; paper gift wrap; paper cake decorations.

But besides that, we don't sell shit.

Unlike the Kliq, the Horsemen DOES sell shit.






Afterall they did have Paul Roma.

TBH, I'd probably hire Alienoid to be part of my booking team, were I to run a promotion. I think his booking, by itself, would likely tank a promotion, but I think he's got his uses, so to speak. I mean, Heyman and Bischoff did some great things, but I wouldn't want either of them running things either. It's just common sense.

However, 'Noid on the roster at least means you have no reason to say "I don't know what to do with (so and so)."

Oh bullshit, everyone knows the kliq is just like our hero kevin nash. We will see a finger poke like a shot gun to the chest. We just bury faggot cannucks in pink and black.

Alienoid would be like Vince Russo. He has a few good ideas, but if he had full reign over everything it would be shit, so he needs a filter.

Everyone would bitch at each other and someone would Chris Benoit everyone else

I would challenge a nigga to a bike on a pole match

I doubt we could even agree on a name for the promotion.

Sure we can agree. World Kliq Wrestling. End of story.

I refuse to job.

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