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What appears to be a real RAW script

Thought some of you would get a kick out of this.

Is this the only one they have?

Yes, and they re-use it every week.

They need a new ink-cartridge, but Vince can't afford it, and thus cannot produce a new script.

"Put over Big Show for being the Largest Athlete in the World (Seven foot, 500-pounds)"

Did they seriously needed to be reminded to say that? And more specifically, did they seriously need to write down the specifics?

Look at the rhetoric at the top of every page.

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Originally Posted by Destor

Look at the rhetoric at the end of every PPV.

Where did you get that?

I did. Five years in the future.

Did you have some guy in a trench coat meet you in the middle of a highway and give it to you?

I don't give handies.

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

Did you have some guy in a trench coat meet you in the middle of a highway and give it to you?

Nah, it was a clown suit. Trench coats are too conspicuous.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor

I don't give handies.

Im better than half the clowns who call themselves wrestlers that you have working for you.

This is only the third time I've seen this.

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight

This is only the third time I've seen this.

Yeah, and last week you said you saw them film the moon landing.

I always imagined that the results page on WWE.com was actually the scripted posted online after the fact.