Who's this Festus guy, anyway?
 

I've been wondering for a while. Is he on Smackdown or ECW? Aside from knowing something about his theme, I know fuck all.

He's a gentle giant retard who when the bell rings he snaps into a really violent big man. He's on SmackDown and he's in a tag team with Terry Gordy's son Jesse.

The end.

Smackdown.

He was the Fake Kane, yes THE Fake Kane.

So he's Freakin' Deacon?

ROFL, THAT'S Freakin' Deacon?! I never would have guessed...

Fixed

As in, the guy I joked about the 19 thing in the save us vids in this thread: http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71267 ?:?: :eek:

But he never, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever should have beat Glen Jacobs’ Kane at Vengeance ’06...:nono:

Protip: If KK wants a real, straight-to-the point answer as to his real life name it's Andrew William Hankinson .

:wave:

That name looks like it belongs to a serial killer. If they ever decide to split up Jesse & Festus (and they will), and they decide to push Jesse as "Ray Gordy," then Festus can just start calling himself "Andrew William Hankinson," and keep roughly the same gimmick.

Also, for a guy I've never been too fond off, Hankinson is pretty good at playing characters. He got the mannerisms down as "Imposter Kane," and he's pretty fucking over as Festus.

the general Festus character isn't enertaining to me, much like the major brothers aren't entertaining, as well as deuce and domino. I guess what I'm saying is Matt Hardy & MVP are the undisputed greatest tag team on smackdown, and they're feuding....

Nope. Just wanted to know who people were talking about on this forum. Saw several refs to him.