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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Who's this Festus guy, anyway?
I've been wondering for a while. Is he on Smackdown or ECW? Aside from knowing something about his theme, I know fuck all.
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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Boss
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He's a gentle giant retard who when the bell rings he snaps into a really violent big man. He's on SmackDown and he's in a tag team with Terry Gordy's son Jesse.
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Inno Knows.
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Smackdown.
He was the Fake Kane, yes THE Fake Kane. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So he's Freakin' Deacon?
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He's Here
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ROFL, THAT'S Freakin' Deacon?! I never would have guessed...
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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He is fairly entertaining.
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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RIP SABU
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RIP SABU
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RIP SABU
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Protip: If KK wants a real, straight-to-the point answer as to his real life name it's Andrew William Hankinson .
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ELF ANGEL
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Also, for a guy I've never been too fond off, Hankinson is pretty good at playing characters. He got the mannerisms down as "Imposter Kane," and he's pretty fucking over as Festus. |
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Junior Member
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the general Festus character isn't enertaining to me, much like the major brothers aren't entertaining, as well as deuce and domino. I guess what I'm saying is Matt Hardy & MVP are the undisputed greatest tag team on smackdown, and they're feuding....
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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