I know politics and pro wrestling generally don't mix, but...
 

I want to see candidates Kucinich and Ron Paul in WWE.

One's a liberal who sees UFOs.

The other's a conservative who believes we shouldn't have fought the Civil War.

Both of them are about Horsnwoggle's size.

I don't know why the thought of them fighting it out amuses me so, but it'd be fun.

They could put it on ECW to fill out the sci-fi requirement.

Also I think the 'Swog has about half an inch on Kucinich.

Especially if Ron Paul comes out of a flying saucer to screw with Dennis.