WWE Movies
 

So The Marine, See No Evil and The Condemned were all rather awful right? So, I offer the challenge for you to write one or more wrestlers into a film or script that might work.

Or at least something that would be so ridiculous that it would be funny.

Condemned and Marine weren't actually that bad. Don't know about Cena Evil.

Anyway, there's an entire thread dedicated to this, with TONS of them. Some even have posters.

The Marine was a decent popcorn flick. Not "I want to kill myself" bad, but not great. It's the kinda movie where you go to the movies for the popcorn.

I refuse to watch a WWE produced movie. My little boycot.

I thought the Condemmed was ok but Austin's acting in it was terrible.

Val Venis in See No Evil 2: The 8 Foot One Eyed Monster

See No Evil was the funniest movie in a long time.

Too bad it wasn't a comedy. :shifty:

Trevor Murdoch in a remake of Deliverance (as one of the rednecks)
Big Daddy V in a remake of the Blob (title role all the way)
Mark Henry in a remake of the Predator (Again, Title role)
Mr. Kennedy in a movie about some Backyard Wrestler turned Blockbuster Manager (main antagonist) :shifty:

Triple H and Shawn Michaels in "The Degenerates-X"

It's like Travolta & Jackson's characters in Pulp Fiction, with the buddy-buddy shtick like Gibson and Glover in the Lethal Weapon series, and more cock-jokes than Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Let's say they have to stop a drug-running operation, headed up by the evil Santino Marella.

Torrie Wilson....Debbie Does Dallas.

Fixed.

At this point I really don't see a difference between "Random Diva Search loser/whore" and Torrie Wilson anyway...

Touché Xero :p

"I Suck and Everyone Hates Me" staring Carlito in the movie he was obligated to make before leaving the WWE. Also co-starring Ric Flair and Triple H as the two men who kick Carlito in the nuts for 2 hours while questioning his manhood.

Vince McMahon is also supposedly suppose to make an appearance in the film as a character titled "Main with the Golden Shower", but as of yet we don't know what the characters purpose is.

The film is expecting a return of $40 mil.

EVeryone who posted in this thread is hilarious!!!


Oh well. I'm too drnk to care what you mings think :)

Although I liked that JT Kool guys post.

World's Greatest Buddy Cop Duo.


Ain't no stoppin' 'dem noooooooooow

Dancing Dave's: Dance your way to success workout

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The WWE should make a trilogy. That way lots of wrestlers can have a role in the movies. It also give them a idea who might be good at the acting.

Star Wars Dinner Theater.

A cast of dozens.

AND DOZENS of Rock Wannabes!

Austin and Santino should co-star in something like Two and a Half Men.

Seriously, anything with with Santino, he makes Raw amazing.

"I hate you! JERRY STUPID LAWLER!" That line kills me.

So indicative. :lol: