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WWE Movies
So The Marine, See No Evil and The Condemned were all rather awful right? So, I offer the challenge for you to write one or more wrestlers into a film or script that might work.
Or at least something that would be so ridiculous that it would be funny. |
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Over Like Rover
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Santino: The Movie
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Condemned and Marine weren't actually that bad. Don't know about Cena Evil.
Anyway, there's an entire thread dedicated to this, with TONS of them. Some even have posters. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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The Marine was a decent popcorn flick. Not "I want to kill myself" bad, but not great. It's the kinda movie where you go to the movies for the popcorn.
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Stickman
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I refuse to watch a WWE produced movie. My little boycot.
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Scottish Champions 2009
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I thought the Condemmed was ok but Austin's acting in it was terrible.
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He's Here
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Val Venis in See No Evil 2: The 8 Foot One Eyed Monster
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Taller than Adam Cole
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See No Evil was the funniest movie in a long time.
Too bad it wasn't a comedy. ![]() Trevor Murdoch in a remake of Deliverance (as one of the rednecks) Big Daddy V in a remake of the Blob (title role all the way) Mark Henry in a remake of the Predator (Again, Title role) Mr. Kennedy in a movie about some Backyard Wrestler turned Blockbuster Manager (main antagonist)
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"Ask him!"
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Triple H and Shawn Michaels in "The Degenerates-X"
It's like Travolta & Jackson's characters in Pulp Fiction, with the buddy-buddy shtick like Gibson and Glover in the Lethal Weapon series, and more cock-jokes than Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Let's say they have to stop a drug-running operation, headed up by the evil Santino Marella. |
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Stickman
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Torrie Wilson....Debbie Does Dallas.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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He's Here
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At this point I really don't see a difference between "Random Diva Search loser/whore" and Torrie Wilson anyway...
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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#1 Senior Elite Member
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"I Suck and Everyone Hates Me" staring Carlito in the movie he was obligated to make before leaving the WWE. Also co-starring Ric Flair and Triple H as the two men who kick Carlito in the nuts for 2 hours while questioning his manhood.
Vince McMahon is also supposedly suppose to make an appearance in the film as a character titled "Main with the Golden Shower", but as of yet we don't know what the characters purpose is. The film is expecting a return of $40 mil. |
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EVeryone who posted in this thread is hilarious!!!
Oh well. I'm too drnk to care what you mings think
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Although I liked that JT Kool guys post.
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Smitten for Kittens
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World's Greatest Buddy Cop Duo.
Ain't no stoppin' 'dem noooooooooow |
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Dancing Dave's: Dance your way to success workout
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May 19
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The WWE should make a trilogy. That way lots of wrestlers can have a role in the movies. It also give them a idea who might be good at the acting.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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He's Here
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AND DOZENS of Rock Wannabes!
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Austin and Santino should co-star in something like Two and a Half Men.
Seriously, anything with with Santino, he makes Raw amazing. "I hate you! JERRY STUPID LAWLER!" That line kills me. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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