My Caption Contest
 

i figured i would start up a caption contest and see who all would wanna participate.i'm gonna post 20 pictures and i'm gonna pick the 10 best captions to advance to the next round
here's the pics for round 1

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Not enough physical pics

This is not a caption
 

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What the fuck is this? The Joker from the first Batman movie? When did this happen?

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Tony: Ladies and gentlemen tonight will be the greatest night in our industry

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Girl: So bobby what are your thoughts for tonight
Bobby: .....
Cricket noises are heard

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Warrior: All of my warriors will ride on my space ship and we will all live in a fantasy land that i have created in so many dreams and fantasies
Vince & Fans: HUH?

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Batista: Hey thats my name....yay hooked on phonics worked for me

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Brock Lesnar endorses obama for president

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HBK explains to waltman what x-pac heat really is

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Gregory: Hey look at the big show
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Show: W-O-R-M

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Insert blowjob joke

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Russo: Man is my job easy here....not only did i ripoff the kane/undertaker story i've also made shark boy a stone cold clone.....god i'm a genuis

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Ladies and gentlemen i give you....Black Bundy

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Taker: Dont you ever touch my oreos again dammit

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Jeff: You're purdy
Taker: You're dead

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Sid: And thats how i made everyone think i shit my pants...see like i said i have half the brain you do

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Helms: O shit...the ratings just droped more....

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Russo: Im baaaaaaaaaaaaaack

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Xpac: What you mean she was a man once.
Hbk: Relax , its okay..hey..I pay good money for pseudo pussy action.

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Girl: So Bobby Lashley, with the current state of the markets and the on going wars in the middle east, would you suggest buying precious metals and investing in foriegn markets as fiscally sound advice?

Lashley: Huh? I wasn't looking down you...I mean yeah, that sounds good...

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Brock: Yeah, so then the proctologist gives me this motion and tells me, "Here comes the pain."

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Warrior: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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Batista: Dat mah name!

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Interviewer: Mr. Lesnar, what do you think about the new and improved Geek Seeking Missile?

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Triple H: NOOOO THEY BE STEALIN' MAH TITLE!

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Girl: So, Mr. Lashley. I think the whole world wants to know... Would you quit your job here at WWE for a Klondike Bar?

Lashley: ..................

Girl: Bobby?

Lashley: I'm thinkin'....

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Shawn: Now, I don't want to alarm you, but your gravitational suck has killed five people today alone. You have to stop coming to the shows.

the selection of pictures don't offer much potential tbh...

Never let it be said I passed by a captioning opportunity.

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"Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...."

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"You put your right hand in...Come on, Tony, sing it!"
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Yearbook opportunities: Most Likely to chew through the announcer's table.

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Maria: Excuse me, Bobby, but you're standing on my foot.
Bobby: I ain't standing on it....
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"What do you mean this'll come back to haunt me?"

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It was a painful and grueling process, but Batista finally pried the belt out of Triple H's hand.
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Brock is asked to count to one.

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TNA's charity knows no bounds. Pictured above is one of the vagrants they allow to sleep in the ring at night.
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"Oh Shawn, thank God! I had this dream where nobody liked me and I was famous for sleeping with Cyna."

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"The steak was this big!"


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When Michael Jackson joined TNA...
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"This is not a tumah!"

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"Some folks'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll
Like Big Vis the slack jawed yokel!"

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"A white rapper? That'll never catch on."
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Jeff's Mail Order Bride looked nothing like the pictures.

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Vince: *choke* I'm just kidding, Mark! *gasp* I'm not going to have Paul London end your Wrestlemania streak!

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"Woah...Contact High..."


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"Dude..."

I'd bring back Raw captions if they didn't have that whole flash picture thing going on now so that you can't steal their images...

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God: MAH THUN! MAH THUN!

:nono:

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Shawn: Hey Hunter, what did the mark say to the smark?
Triple H: I don't know, Shawn, what?
Shawn: Brock Lesnar doesn't have any in-ring psycology!
Triple H: :rofl: What kind of moron would say that?

A new gimmick! Also, brilliant jab. :D

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For years people have argued about which is the greatest spectacle - the Superbowl or Wrestlemania, but nobody doubted that the NFL had the edge over the WWE when it came to wardrobe malfunctions.

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No, YOU'RE a h....amburgler!

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That was the greatest caption in the history of captioning!

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HBK : Uh oh what do I feel in my butt?
HHH : ...

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Kennedy : GET DOWN I MAKE YOU HUMBALL!!!!

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Man : I want to eat this microphone but its too far away from my mouth to eat and too close to forget.

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Woman : DO WE LOVE BOBBY?

Fans (in background) : NO!

Bobby (thinking) : evil has prevailed...bathturd.

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Warrior : Im so high I forgot my lines...ah well...AND THE WARRIORS RODE THE THUNDEROUS ROCKETS DOWN THE RAFTERS HULK ... HOGAN!

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Batista : I'm gay.

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Brock, what is your opinion on the rumors of Bobby coming to MMA?

Brock : ...

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Dusty Rhodes : I eat cowboy hats my lads.

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HBK : Your nipples feel so good...

X-Pac : They are sooo hard.

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Helms : You.

Ok I'm tired now. :wave:

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Shawn: I love, all of you... Hurt by the cold!

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Kennedy: Do you know what that is?

Announcer: :wtf:

Kennedy: It's a chipmunk, see!

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Tony... he's staring into my soul, taking pieces of it to feed him.

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Announcer Broad: Did you now that you're a stupid monkey?

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Warrior: My roids are stronger than your Roids!

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Dave looks at Rhyno, who borrowed his belt. and put glue on his faceplate.

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Brock was asked to re-enact the "Love Shack" Dance.

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Russo: (offstage) Who gave that marblemouthed fatass a mic?

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Shawn: They released your sextape with Chyna.

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Gregory: He stole my push!

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Show started eating his invisible Sub Sandwich in front of anyone.

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Dustin just realized that Undertaker found out that his hat was missing.

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Hunter: Do I have any cavities

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Russo: Time to fuck up another promotion!

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V: Who yelled out "Show Your Tits?" :mad:

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Kurt: Check out my pirate face.

John: You're nuts!

Kurt: No I'm not! Here, watch me play hopscotch with Iron Shiek!

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Jeff: I am TOO a Draw.

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Taker: Cough up the bird.

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Jeff was foiled before he could reach above the glass cieling.

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Sid: Smoke this crackpipe.

Kevin: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stone right now!

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Big Show: Everybody!

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DX: The Internet is for porn!

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Warrior: Sorry, Vince.

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Kennedy: The Internet is for porn.....porn!

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Warrior: I masturbate!
Vince (thinking to himself): That would explain a lot...

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Referee: Sorry son, you cant go to the sleepover.

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Shawn: If the fans only knew we needed viagra these days...
HHH: ... It would kill our gimmick.

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Kennedy: Then I went down the roller coaster.
Chimel: :|


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"My name is BOBBEEE"

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Delirious makes more sense in his promos

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Shawn: So what if Chyna was a man... you still had fun right?
X-Pac: ... oh shit :'(

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Helms: "YOU!!! Gonna superman dat hoe! Superman dat hoe! Ahhhhhhh.... YOU"

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Dustin: "As ridiculous as I look now... in 8 years time a new promotion called TNA will make me look 10 times more ridiculous"


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HHH: "No! Earl Screwed Earl!"

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Russo: I'ma douche bag

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Jarrett versus Raven for the NWA World Championship... TNA has sucked ever since.

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Nash: I don't know why you're in character Sid, its just us. No one bought tickets for the show.

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"And I said, 'Vince, I know I'm leaving, but I'm not putting over Goldberg at Mania.' And he said 'Brock, if you don't put him over, I'm going to stick my thumb all the way up your ass.' That's some serious shit. I put him over. But I didn't like it."

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"See this? This is mine. And when it's not mine, I'm still the #1 contender. Can you read that shit? That shit says 'Batista.'"

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"WHEN VINCE SAYS 'RING THE DAMN BELL' YOU RING THE DAMN BELL, HEBNER!"

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Hello, my name-a Borat. I buy-a guitar, but I no can play, so I use to beat town retard when he escape the cage.

You know, with all the chair-shots, guitar-shots, ring step-shots, belt-shots, bell-shots and table-shots to the "head", it's a wonder more wrestlers don't get broken "arms". :shifty:

best one.

Actually............no?