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Old 01-29-2008, 01:14 AM   #1
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My Caption Contest
i figured i would start up a caption contest and see who all would wanna participate.i'm gonna post 20 pictures and i'm gonna pick the 10 best captions to advance to the next round
here's the pics for round 1






















WWE Put The world Title On Matt Hardy
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:15 AM   #2
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:17 AM   #3
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This is not a caption


What the fuck is this? The Joker from the first Batman movie? When did this happen?
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:26 AM   #4
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Tony: Ladies and gentlemen tonight will be the greatest night in our industry


Girl: So bobby what are your thoughts for tonight
Bobby: .....
Cricket noises are heard


Warrior: All of my warriors will ride on my space ship and we will all live in a fantasy land that i have created in so many dreams and fantasies
Vince & Fans: HUH?


Batista: Hey thats my name....yay hooked on phonics worked for me


Brock Lesnar endorses obama for president


HBK explains to waltman what x-pac heat really is


Gregory: Hey look at the big show

Show: W-O-R-M


Insert blowjob joke


Russo: Man is my job easy here....not only did i ripoff the kane/undertaker story i've also made shark boy a stone cold clone.....god i'm a genuis


Ladies and gentlemen i give you....Black Bundy


Taker: Dont you ever touch my oreos again dammit


Jeff: You're purdy
Taker: You're dead


Sid: And thats how i made everyone think i shit my pants...see like i said i have half the brain you do
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:36 AM   #5
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Helms: O shit...the ratings just droped more....



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Old 01-29-2008, 02:45 AM   #6
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HBK - Hunter, whats that rubbing against my leg?


Kennedy: Mr Kennedy ........................... Kennedy
Guy: ...... ............................ .................


?: Bah Gawd Salad Dressing


Lashley: I told Vince no, But he had to have his way, just like with Katie Vick, this PPV will be remembered as one of the worst ever, jesus next thing you know he will have some kind of incest angle involving that pornstar from pirates.

***Vince watching***
Vince: Incest, Pirates....


Vince: Warr
Warrior: Kayfabe Vince, ever hear of it
Vince: But you real name is
Warrior: KAYFABE UGHGHJGKJHIGOHOHIOH


Bats: Finally... Jesus those rematches were tiring.


Lesnar: I heard the internets are still being used.


HBK: Sean, Its really 2001
X-Pac -


You farted


It clogged the bowl, the log must have been about this big


1...2...3? What the fuck is a 3? I never get pinned!!!!!!!


Russo: I am back into making the most popular storylines ever
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His man boobs are taking over his body!



You fucker! I did not know it said 2110, Reverse that contract!


Taker: In 4 years, you will fight Randy Orton for the WHC
Jeff: I have to stop smoking the weed.


Sid: I feel... sick
Nash: What smells like shit?
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:11 PM   #7
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Hbk: Relax , its okay..hey..I pay good money for pseudo pussy action.
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:27 PM   #8
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Girl: So Bobby Lashley, with the current state of the markets and the on going wars in the middle east, would you suggest buying precious metals and investing in foriegn markets as fiscally sound advice?

Lashley: Huh? I wasn't looking down you...I mean yeah, that sounds good...
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:31 PM   #9
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:34 PM   #10
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:14 PM   #11
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Lashley: ..................

Girl: Bobby?

Lashley: I'm thinkin'....


Shawn: Now, I don't want to alarm you, but your gravitational suck has killed five people today alone. You have to stop coming to the shows.
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:58 PM   #12
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Sad to see how far TPWW captioning has fallen.
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Old 01-29-2008, 02:00 PM   #13
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the selection of pictures don't offer much potential tbh...
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Old 01-29-2008, 02:20 PM   #14
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"Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...."



"You put your right hand in...Come on, Tony, sing it!"

Yearbook opportunities: Most Likely to chew through the announcer's table.



Maria: Excuse me, Bobby, but you're standing on my foot.
Bobby: I ain't standing on it....

"What do you mean this'll come back to haunt me?"


It was a painful and grueling process, but Batista finally pried the belt out of Triple H's hand.

Brock is asked to count to one.


TNA's charity knows no bounds. Pictured above is one of the vagrants they allow to sleep in the ring at night.

"Oh Shawn, thank God! I had this dream where nobody liked me and I was famous for sleeping with Cyna."


"The steak was this big!"



When Michael Jackson joined TNA...

"This is not a tumah!"


"Some folks'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll
Like Big Vis the slack jawed yokel!"


"A white rapper? That'll never catch on."

Jeff's Mail Order Bride looked nothing like the pictures.


Vince: *choke* I'm just kidding, Mark! *gasp* I'm not going to have Paul London end your Wrestlemania streak!


"Woah...Contact High..."



"Dude..."
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:53 PM   #15
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I'd bring back Raw captions if they didn't have that whole flash picture thing going on now so that you can't steal their images...
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:02 PM   #16
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:06 PM   #17
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:09 PM   #18
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Shawn: Hey Hunter, what did the mark say to the smark?
Triple H: I don't know, Shawn, what?
Shawn: Brock Lesnar doesn't have any in-ring psycology!
Triple H: What kind of moron would say that?
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:21 PM   #19
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Shawn: Hey Hunter, what did the mark say to the smark?
Triple H: I don't know, Shawn, what?
Shawn: Brock Lesnar doesn't have any in-ring psycology!
Triple H: What kind of moron would say that?
A new gimmick! Also, brilliant jab.
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:43 PM   #20
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For years people have argued about which is the greatest spectacle - the Superbowl or Wrestlemania, but nobody doubted that the NFL had the edge over the WWE when it came to wardrobe malfunctions.
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:24 PM   #21
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:25 PM   #22
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That was the greatest caption in the history of captioning!
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:40 PM   #23
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HHH : ...



Kennedy : GET DOWN I MAKE YOU HUMBALL!!!!



Man : I want to eat this microphone but its too far away from my mouth to eat and too close to forget.



Woman : DO WE LOVE BOBBY?

Fans (in background) : NO!

Bobby (thinking) : evil has prevailed...bathturd.



Warrior : Im so high I forgot my lines...ah well...AND THE WARRIORS RODE THE THUNDEROUS ROCKETS DOWN THE RAFTERS HULK ... HOGAN!



Batista : I'm gay.



Brock, what is your opinion on the rumors of Bobby coming to MMA?

Brock : ...



Dusty Rhodes : I eat cowboy hats my lads.



HBK : Your nipples feel so good...

X-Pac : They are sooo hard.



Helms : You.

Ok I'm tired now.
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:08 AM   #24
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Shawn: I love, all of you... Hurt by the cold!



Kennedy: Do you know what that is?

Announcer:

Kennedy: It's a chipmunk, see!



Tony... he's staring into my soul, taking pieces of it to feed him.



Announcer Broad: Did you now that you're a stupid monkey?



Warrior: My roids are stronger than your Roids!



Dave looks at Rhyno, who borrowed his belt. and put glue on his faceplate.



Brock was asked to re-enact the "Love Shack" Dance.



Russo: (offstage) Who gave that marblemouthed fatass a mic?



Shawn: They released your sextape with Chyna.



Gregory: He stole my push!



Show started eating his invisible Sub Sandwich in front of anyone.



Dustin just realized that Undertaker found out that his hat was missing.



Hunter: Do I have any cavities



Russo: Time to fuck up another promotion!



V: Who yelled out "Show Your Tits?"



Kurt: Check out my pirate face.

John: You're nuts!

Kurt: No I'm not! Here, watch me play hopscotch with Iron Shiek!



Jeff: I am TOO a Draw.



Taker: Cough up the bird.



Jeff was foiled before he could reach above the glass cieling.



Sid: Smoke this crackpipe.

Kevin: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stone right now!
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:33 PM   #25
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Big Show: Everybody!


DX: The Internet is for porn!


Warrior: Sorry, Vince.


Kennedy: The Internet is for porn.....porn!


Warrior: I masturbate!
Vince (thinking to himself): That would explain a lot...
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Old 01-30-2008, 11:48 PM   #26
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Shawn: If the fans only knew we needed viagra these days...
HHH: ... It would kill our gimmick.


Kennedy: Then I went down the roller coaster.
Chimel:



"My name is BOBBEEE"


Delirious makes more sense in his promos


Shawn: So what if Chyna was a man... you still had fun right?
X-Pac: ... oh shit


Helms: "YOU!!! Gonna superman dat hoe! Superman dat hoe! Ahhhhhhh.... YOU"


Dustin: "As ridiculous as I look now... in 8 years time a new promotion called TNA will make me look 10 times more ridiculous"



HHH: "No! Earl Screwed Earl!"


Russo: I'ma douche bag


Jarrett versus Raven for the NWA World Championship... TNA has sucked ever since.


Nash: I don't know why you're in character Sid, its just us. No one bought tickets for the show.
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"And I said, 'Vince, I know I'm leaving, but I'm not putting over Goldberg at Mania.' And he said 'Brock, if you don't put him over, I'm going to stick my thumb all the way up your ass.' That's some serious shit. I put him over. But I didn't like it."
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"See this? This is mine. And when it's not mine, I'm still the #1 contender. Can you read that shit? That shit says 'Batista.'"
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Hello, my name-a Borat. I buy-a guitar, but I no can play, so I use to beat town retard when he escape the cage.
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You know, with all the chair-shots, guitar-shots, ring step-shots, belt-shots, bell-shots and table-shots to the "head", it's a wonder more wrestlers don't get broken "arms".
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Referee: Sorry son, you cant go to the sleepover.
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:36 AM   #34
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You know, with all the chair-shots, guitar-shots, ring step-shots, belt-shots, bell-shots and table-shots to the "head", it's a wonder more wrestlers don't get broken "arms".
Played Smackdown 2 have we?
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:39 AM   #35
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KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)KYR got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
Actually............no?
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