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Correntt: He's a homo! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/04.jpg There doesn't need to be anything to go with this, does there? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/07.jpg Rocky: No really, I'm going to be one of the best loved superstars ever, and have some movies. Sultan: Yeah right, and I'm going to bleach my hair and start rubbing my ass in people's faces. |
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Vince was pleased at how well his Kane/Andre/Big Show hybrid had come out. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/05.jpg Rare footage showing the aftermath of one of Hunter's "push" parties. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/12.jpg Most people don't really remember the very first WWF appearance of Eddie Guerrero, sneaking in to steal Piper's 3-foot party sub just as he was about to take a bite. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/10.jpg Rick Rude's tights were cool enough, but they were a thousand times more interesting when you were in the state of mind Jake was in. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/03.jpg Virgil ups the ante on his long-running "who's got gayer clothes?" competition with Ted. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/15.jpg The WWF's first attempt at a Dragonrana ends in tragedy. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/23.jpg Sarge: For the last goddamned time, I'm NOT hiding weapons of mass destruction in my belt! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/01.jpg The beautiful woman kissing him on the cheek was nowhere as thrilling as the hot tongue action he was getting from Richards (long live the running gag!) http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/01.jpg The last appearance of Jerry Lawler before he is hauled off and thrown to the lions. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/04.jpg When you think of the best matches in Wrestlemania, you might think of Savage/Steamboat from Mania 3, or the Iron Man Match of WM 12. But for me, the greatest match in all of Wrestlemania history has GOT to be the classic "Human Pinata" match of '94. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/16.jpg Back in the day, Scott Hall was quite the hottie. It's really pretty sad to see what all that drinking and, y'know, growing a penis, did to her. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/11.jpg This would go down in history as the last time a Pedigree and a No-sell were done by different people in the same match. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/07.jpg People were skeptical about his chances, but if there was anyone in the WWF who could take down Hannibal Lecter, it'd be the Rock. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/01.jpg The Midnight Express were slightly embarassed when they realized that they'd just spent the past 10 minutes trying to throw this guy out of the ring, only to remember that the Rumble was 2 months ago. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/11.jpg Going from one of the most respected baseball players of your time to being dry-humped by a gigantic red guy while wearing a chicken costume. Bet you're starting to regret all that time you spent at the bookie, eh, Pete? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/07.jpg The referee solidifies his heel turn by distracting Blackman with hand puppets, thus allowing Albert to get up and win the match. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/12.jpg From this to Stephanie....well, you can't blame Hunter for wanting to move up! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm18/images/07.jpg Taker probably should've been able to avoid Flair's attack, but to be honest, you'd be a bit distracted by that enormous bulge in Flair's pants, too. Although most of you guys probably wouldn't stare that intently. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm19/images/25.jpg Bret Hart's special guest appearance was short but to the point. (blatantly stealing an old Lammy caption) ....wow....a vast majority of those blew. |
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Everyone knew Piper was nuts,but when he challenged an invisible Andre The Giant to a match,they finally locked him away.... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/03.jpg Who knew that less than 10 years later this would be called Nitro??? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/15.jpg This is why you never try to powerbomb a 400+ pound man.... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/23.jpg Sadaam was deeply offended when Hogan said that Hulkamania was going to take over the entire world..... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/04.jpg Macho: "Hey,what does this button do?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/11.jpg HHH tried his best to hold down The Ultimate Warrior....seconds later he remembered that he was supposed to marry the boss' daughter FIRST. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm18/images/07.jpg Flair turned the tables on The Undertaker by using the glass ceiling to hold HIM down instead.... |
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It was KKB who invented the whole angle of "keeping the black man down," back in the day. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/05.jpg Virgil - This week on the E! True Hollywood Story. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/12.jpg Only by this journey to the past, do we realize who Steven Richards's real father is... For these are the photos of his conception. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/10.jpg Rude: So Snake. Since all the words in my wrestling name start with "R," you think I should just go by Triple R? Jake: Welllllllll... (Staggering around drunk) You fink just becozz my name rhymes... That you should just shuck my dick..? Rude: Damnit Jake. I'm serious. I'm sure it would go over well and I want to get a name like that before someone else thinks of it... Jake: Yeah it'd go over well... Over yer mouf ya little girl... Heeeehehehehe... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/03.jpg Million Dollar Man was not to be fuc</>ked with after employing his new cohort - The "Pink Black Panther." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/15.jpg Director: Cut! Dude you're going to need to lose like at least sixty pounds before we shoot this. Earthquake: But that could take YEARS. Director: I know man, but it would be well worth it. I can see it now! "The Sopranos, a top rating show on HBO!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/23.jpg Bulk Hogan and Saddam Hoss-ain would battle it out to the finish. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/01.jpg Sherry: What's wrong Shawn? Don't you like women? Michaels: Yeah, I guess. Sherry: Then why are you making that face? Michaels: I just have a feeling I'm going to need to work on my jaw motions. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/01.jpg Ross: We're live here, at Caesar's Palace, in Rome. I have just been offered to have my future read by an elite guard. I'm excited. So, Elite Guard, what is in store for my future? Guard: In the future, you will develop a problem with Bells Paulsy. You will also get fatter, and wear a cowboy hat. You will make BBQ sauce, and you will die of a heart attack, as that BBQ sauce will become the very blood that runs in your veins. Ross: By God. Sharpshooter, Super-Kick, Leg-Drop, Razor's Edge. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/04.jpg Crush: Um Randy, this isn't what I meant when I suggested the Torture Rack... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/16.jpg Pam: Wow Kev, tonight was really great. Thanks for bringing me out to Wrestlemania. Nash: No problem baby, you know how BDC does it... So... Wanna go to my place so I can beat the sh</>it out of you? Pam: Okay! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/11.jpg Satan: Paullllllllly, oh Paulllllllllly... HHH (Pre-Asshole Era): Huh? What's that voice? Satan: Remember what we talked about? HHH: Yeah... You can go to hell Satan! I'll never do that to all my friends! Satan: But Paullllllllly... Warrior is about to no-sell your pedigree and bury your push... HHH: ...Ugh. Alright. What do you want me to do? Satan: In time, one of my seed will come to you, and you shall lie with her, and your first-born shall be the antichrist... ...And by the way, never tell me to go to hell ever, ever, again. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/07.jpg Maivia: But I *am* ready master! Ben, tell him! Ref: He *is* ready, master. Rikishi: Hmmmm. No. Nope! He is too old. Ref: So was I, if you would remember. Rikishi: Rrrrrrrrgh... Powerful, is Game-der... Maivia: I'm not afraid. Rikishi: *Shows him a picture of HHH* You will be... You WILL be... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/01.jpg Jim: Wow! These guys are just like Michaels and Janetty! I wond- O.O (suddenly a huge penis is thrust down his throat) http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/11.jpg Teddy: This is bull sh</>it, man. Them white Hebner boys get to ref the championship matches, while the BLACK MAN have to ref a hoss chokin' his chicken. But I will overcome. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/07.jpg Blackman: Dude, wtf? Why didn't you count three? Teddy: Shut up cracka! You tryin' to say the BLACK MAN can't count? Blackman: My last name is Black Man! Teddy: Ha-ha, very funny mother fuc</>ker. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/12.jpg Chyna was to women as Triple H was to men. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm18/images/07.jpg Flair: Give me your clothes. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm19/images/25.jpg Vince: Lex... Shane: Yes pops? Who did this to you!? Vince: S... S... Shane: Don't speak. I'll get that Richards myself! Vince: SUUUP... ER... Shane: Wow, thanks for your enthusiasm. Vince: Ne... ve... rmi...n... Shane: Yeah dad, thanks. I'll never mingle with mid-carders. |
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http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/01.jpg The first Wrestlemania was so low budget theyt had to be sponsored by Monosodium Glutemate http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/02.jpg Due to terrible back problems, Jimmy Snuka could no longer lower his arms. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/04.jpg The joy of winning the match was soured by the terrible pain of hemmarhoids. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/05.jpg Jimmy Hart realised he was in trouble when King Kong Bundy crept up on him and said "Y'all got a purty mouth" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/06.jpg sneaky strategy tip #5: if you can't pin your opponent, throw a dart in his back. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/07.jpg Midway through the match, the man in the sweater surrendered to the authorities. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/08.jpg "Greg Valentine, tell us what You like best about the flavour enhancing goodness of Monosodium Glutemate" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/09.jpg "My boys won't rest until we find who stole their pants." |
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http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/01.jpg He was blind, he'd never wrestled a match in his life... but even the casual fans agreed he had more heat as WWF champ than HHH http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/02.jpg Halfway through the match, baby Chavo Guererro changed the gravitational pull on the arena and both men were dragged towards the entranceway. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/03.jpg Although heavily hyped, the Mr T Pyjama Party Pre-Show for wrestlemania was a ratings bomb. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/04.jpg Back in the eighties, Chris Benoit regularly cross-dressed and worked as a valet. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/05.jpg A white substance dribbling out of his mouth? A mighty python near his face? No, I'm sorry, I don't see any joke here at all. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/06.jpg It's only when we meet Hulk Hogan's tailor that his outfits make sense http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/07.jpg Desparate for the win, Mr T shoots a laser beam out of his boxing glove, impaling Piper and the ref. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/08.jpg both girls: EEEK! A mouse! A mouse! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/09.jpg Typical, you throw a gay orgy and EVERYONE turns up. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/11.jpg And all because he said the magic words, "I'll let you pin me if you give me an Airplane" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/12.jpg Martha Stewart had really let herself go http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/13.jpg "I have Elvira's panties in my pocket" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/13.jpg Nicholas Cage was wondering who the hell persuaded him to try and be a wrestler in the first place. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/15.jpg OK, so his fiancee was ugly, overweight, possibly a man, and had no fingers on her left hand, but DAMN she could suck a mean cock! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/16.jpg The world's first "overweight ice rink" match got underway http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/17.jpg Baby chavo chuckled. Now the gravitational pull dragged all wrestlers towards the audience. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/18.jpg It was getting harder and harder to get the young fellas to "pay their dues". It was just no fun if you had to grab their heads and pull. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/19.jpg A rare example of a live feral Howard Finkel was displayed at venues across the country http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/20.jpg King Kong Bundy's vicious Breath Attack was feared throughout the company. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/21.jpg "Momma! I caught me a whale!" |
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http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/01.jpg As they emerged from the hole in the ground to the roar of 78,000 fans, both men decided this was the worst jailbreak ever. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/02.jpg Biting your opponent's ass, while funny, could get you into serious trouble. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/03.jpg "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for MEEEEEEE!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/04.jpg It was clear that someone needed a nap http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/05.jpg Position #54: The Rowboat http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/06.jpg "Y'all got a purty mouth" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/07.jpg Harley Race was less than fond of his new Lord Flasher gimmick http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/08.jpg Position # 66: The SideSwipe http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/09.jpg VINCE (thinks): My god, his skin is BRIGHT ORANGE! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/10.jpg Roddy Piper cursed whoever it was that had told Adrian Adonis that he was made out of chocolate http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/11.jpg He was a nice guy, but Andre's breath was truly horrendous http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/12.jpg When Roddy tried to describe is ordeal at Adrian's hands to the crowd, he was reduced to using the ancient arts of mime and charade. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/13.jpg Davey Boy Smith sobbed quietly. He wanted to be IC champion one day, but did he really want to pay his dues THIS way? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/14.jpg Judging by the expression, Andre was either thinking "in an infinite universe, is the concept of a god necessary to a belief in the spiritual?" or "I could really go for a steak right now" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/15.jpg Hiring a parrot as commentator was derided by many as a mistake on Vince's part, especially as he was in love with the camera. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/16.jpg "You've got it all wrong! Beat him up first, THEN steal his shoes! Did I teach you nothing?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/17.jpg The first test run of the Invisible Jetpack was a qualified success. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/18.jpg Randy Savage could instil fear in the heart of any opponent by turning to him with a wild look in his eyes and snarling "You're my wife now" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/19.jpg Steamboat was famed for his unorthodox tactics, but nobody suspected he would break into the Charleston halfway through the match. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/20.jpg Sometimes even WWF superstars just need a hug http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/21.jpg On second throughts, the invisible jetpack needed some fine tuning |
WOW, LOOK at all these old school captions. Man these bring back memories. I loved that segment when Adonis attacked Piper on the Pit.
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http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/01.jpg Wrestlemania 4 saw the launch of the Jesse Ventura: Zebra Hunter gimmick. It didn't last long. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/02.jpg "you do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself about..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/03.jpg After a pitched battle, Bret Hart defeated Johnny Five. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/04.jpg Brutus Beefcake had the uncanny ability to walk on the underside of the glass ceiling http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/05.jpg People have accused wrestling of bad taste before, but nothing came close to Honky Tonk Man's impersonation of a breech birth. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/06.jpg Koko B Ware was distracted from the match when he found that suspended above the ring was a wicked cool rope swing! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/07.jpg This was the last time Trump would be on good terms with the WWF. Years later he would sue Vince for stealing the "Evil Boss" persona, and vince would countersue for trademark on the words "You're fired." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/08.jpg After a year's hard work, Invisible Jetpack version 2.0 made its triumphant appearance. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/09.jpg Shortly after this moment, the Hulk Hogan line of deodorants and body sprays was withdrawn from the market. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/10.jpg Rick Rude: the only man in wrestling to talk out of his ass literally instead of figuratively. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/11.jpg Rude cursed the man who had told Jake he hid crack in his wristwatch. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/12.jpg When Checkered Neckties Attack http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/13.jpg Andre's threat to tickle Hogan made the former world champion skittish http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/14.jpg The camera operator cursed the man who had told Andre his head was made of Pate de Fois Gras. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/15.jpg Watching this, a young man named Bradshaw suddenly decided he wanted to be a wrestler too. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/16.jpg "My friend, you are mistaken. As the smiling young lady to my right will no doubt attest it is you that is the homo!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/17.jpg Ted DiBiase was beginning to regret sticking his sewuins on with superglue http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/18.jpg Position #105, the Rocket Launcher. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/19.jpg Halfway through the match, Don Muraco learned that his puppy had been run over by a truck. He was inconsolable. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/20.jpg To express his disappointment at being eliminated from the tournament, Hulk Hogan took a dump onstage. |
Lammy's back, and he's kickin' ass! props!
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Crocodile Dundee's new heel turn was met with little response. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/02.jpg You'd think this be a good idea, but you know what the winner got one of them new and improved Coca-Colas. The crowd just didn't buy it. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/03.jpg Bret: What the Hell? Who glued my trophy to the mat?! Kid in front row: Hahaha, I could do this for a living... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/04.jpg Worst. Powerbomb. Ever. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/05.jpg Gotta give props to people who can hang themselves sideways. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/06.jpg That kid in the front row struck again, and super glues the smaller guy to the larger one's back. On another note, the larger one seemed completely unware of the transaction, due to him not even aware he was in the ring. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/07.jpg Donald wasn't about to let the Succubi next to him eat his penis, so Donald Trump knew what to do, and got out his "pepper spray," wink wink. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/08.jpg It was going well 'til he got his foot caught on the ropes. However, the slip up made the man's head NAIL the opponent's shoulder blade. Thus, the Diving Headbutt was born. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/09.jpg Scott Steiner, eat your heart out. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/10.jpg I've always heard the expression "Having eyes in the back of your head," but c'mon, this is just gross. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/11.jpg AND STEVEN RICHARDS WITH AN EYE RAKE! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/12.jpg Since when did Macho Man become an albino?! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/13.jpg With a flick of his wrist, Andre can send Hulk flying back with FIERCE TENACITY! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/14.jpg Andre was pleased to learn they'd be playing Seaseme Street over the 'tron that night. Wow, he sounds like a main-eventer the WWE has right now.. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/15.jpg It was a double knock out. Hulk bit out Andre's appendix, and Andre broke Hulk's neck. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/16.jpg Wow, look how young Bob Barker looks!...oh...oh wait... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/17.jpg If Redneck's can pull out their suspenders, then so could Ted. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/18.jpg This has to be the most pathetic Banzi Drop that'll ever come. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/19.jpg Ref: I got some good news! Don: I'm going to win the match? Ref: Actually, you're going to lose your job. But I'm going to get 15% increasage on my paycheck! Don: I hate your Gerold Geico... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/20.jpg Hogan: Where'sssssss my muneyyyyy bitchhhhhhh?! |
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I was bored so I figured I'd do em all :o (n.b. I started doing these yesterday so they might tread on ground already covered above) A lot of these will probably suck, I think I started getting burnt out fairly soon on, but at least people can pick out the ones they like and do their own
Wrestlemania I http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/01.jpg Even at a young age, Rhyno couldn't help himself http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/02.jpg Tito freezes in horror as the Ghost of Gimmicks Future suddenly appears "What the hell is that? A MATADOR? No ****in' way!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/04.jpg It was time for the genetically engineered jobber's breastfeeding. Bundy obliged. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/05.jpg Bundy guides Jimmy Hart to the back, who was accidentally blinded earlier by catching site of Hogan naked http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/06.jpg The first documented ass-shooting captured on film http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/07.jpg Bruno didn't just want any old hotdog. He wanted a hotdog THIS big. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/08.jpg Valentine was confused by Finkel's pre-match introductions. Well, it's not easy to speak when you're stuck to the microphone. "Rrnd nrr, rrr rinterrnrrninenrrl rramffion, rrer rrr rramer rrrlrrrrine!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm01/images/09.jpg After 3 hours wandering around MSG looking for the ring Windham and Rotundo were starting to get just a little pissed off |
Wrestlemania II
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/01.jpg It wasn't much of a challenge, but young Richards didn't care... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/02.jpg Muraco: "Sooooooo tired..." Orndorff: "No you fool, you'll kill us both!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/03.jpg If Mr. T's candycane bathrobe didn't knock Piper's game off, his pissed off midget corner man surely would http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/04.jpg And lo, Savage was elevated http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/05.jpg Jake sometimes got a little *too* excited using the snake... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/06.jpg Ladies and gentlemen, a freak. Alongside YOUR future governor of Minnesota. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/07.jpg God chose this match to take a rest room break http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/08.jpg Moolah's powers were fading...she needed a fresh sacrifice http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/09.jpg The first ever Winner Jobs to Hogan Next Year battle royal was underway. Competition was unsurprisingly slack. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/10.jpg "...and THIS is why they call me the giant!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/11.jpg And here we have the first documented case of the glass ceiling http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/12.jpg "SHARONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/13.jpg Lord Alfred smiled. It was nice to be the one who stood out *least* for once. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/14.jpg And the Lord did speak unto Steamboat, and he did say: "WHOOOO!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/15.jpg Adonis' high blood pressure was starting to become something of a problem http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/16.jpg Elmer warmed up his finisher, the Square Dance of Death http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/17.jpg Welcome to the Funk Family Improvisational Dance Hour! Here we see Dory going for an assisted front somersault, while Terry settles for a funky chicken. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/18.jpg Santana would sit through Terry's rendition of The Nutcracker Suite whether he liked it or not http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/19.jpg Ever get the feeling nobody likes you? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/20.jpg The colossal power of Bundy's burp staggered even Hogan http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm02/images/21.jpg Thus began the most vigorous back-patting session ever witnessed on PPV |
Wrestlemania III
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/01.jpg The performers waited nervously to begin. They had to keep the crowd entertained, lest the resulting Mexican Wave cause an earthquake. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/02.jpg Orton maneuvered himself into position to use the dreaded 'Pit 'n' Crotch Hold' http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/03.jpg Hercules figured *someone* in the audience must be a casting director, and so launched into his rendition of 'The Sound of Music' http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/04.jpg Thoughtfully Herc covered Billy Jack Haynes' ears for him as he went for the high notes http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/05.jpg Synchronised midget physical therapy on PPV...who'da thunk it? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/06.jpg Sometimes Bundy worried about Bundy Jr. He was only 7 and already needed a shave http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/07.jpg The crowd hated Harley's games of 'Guess What I Ate For Lunch' http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/08.jpg Harley primed another one. He *knew* those beans would come in handy sooner or later... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/09.jpg "Hogan 3:16? What kind of stupid crap is that?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/10.jpg Piper wondered if he should be worried as Adonis broke into his castle screaming "There can be only one, McLeod!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/11.jpg Jimmy saw what he was lieing next to, rolled over and moaned...not *again*. No more tequila for him... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/12.jpg Piper's impression of Hogan before his daily tan session drew rave reviews http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/13.jpg "Left front molar, good. Left front incisor, good..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/14.jpg Sorry but for some reason this pic reminds me of Funky :o :$ http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/15.jpg "Polly want some crack...er, I mean, a cracker. Yes, cracker." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/16.jpg The ref tried desperately to remind Tito that hazing of managers was meant to be done backstage ONLY http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/17.jpg The ref was too busy practising his Charleston to notice the blatant choke right in front of him http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/18.jpg "Want...belt. Oooh...yeah." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/19.jpg Savage tried vainly to fend off Steamboat, arch-noogier http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/20.jpg Steamboat: "Want belt!" Savage: "No! Belt mine!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm03/images/21.jpg Hogan's original plan was to let the blood rush to Andre's head. Given that this would've taken several hours he had to improvise. |
Wrestlemania IV
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/01.jpg Ventura reacts to the news that his car has been towed http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/02.jpg Steele waited patiently on the outside. *Someone* would drop a banana soon... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/03.jpg "K lemme see...attach trophy A to stand C using join F...where's join F?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/04.jpg Embarrassed, Virgil noticed he had forgotten to clean his lip-prints off Ted http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/05.jpg The penalty for using Hogan's fake tan without permission was severe http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/06.jpg Rhyno started to become more daring in later years http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/07.jpg "Get your hand off my wallet, dear" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/08.jpg God chose the most inopportune moment to ask Reed about his hair colouring http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/09.jpg The drug testers just *had* to show up after Hogan had already been.. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/10.jpg Vince struck a deal with Rude. In exchange for a push, he'd have to wear tights designed by Stephanie. For Wrestlemania, Rude chose the 'Self-Portrait' pair. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/11.jpg Jake regaled Rick with tales of his childhood http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/12.jpg Try as he might, not even Hercules could keep Warrior from his dictionary http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/13.jpg Flashback: Hogan attempts to teach Andre how to get 'down with it' http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/14.jpg Andre recaps the hilarious story of the time he ate a Big Mac http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/15.jpg Andre The Giant Masseur http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/16.jpg "I sure hope my wife ain't watching" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/17.jpg Ted Dibiase wears Versace to the ring tonight... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/18.jpg Savage would perform his jumping jacks routine over Dibiase's dead body http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/19.jpg Savage didn't want to say anything, but he still couldn't help but reel from Hebner's halitosis http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm04/images/20.jpg Here we see Hogan invent a gesture which would become insanely popular on the show 'Friends' |
Wrestlemania V
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/01.jpg You'd be amazed what you can pick up at your local fancy dress store http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/02.jpg Shawn hated the geographically impaired http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/03.jpg This year Ted Dibiase wears Armani, while accompanying him will be Virgil in Jean-Paul Gaultier http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/04.jpg The referee smirked. Perfect would never notice the sign on his back... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/05.jpg Blazer: "Hey did you know there's a sign on your back?" Perfect: "What? What does it say?" Blazer: "Uhhh...it looks like 'Perfect Ass'" Perfect: "I don't know whether to be angry, scared, or turned on..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/06.jpg The referee froze. He couldn't help himself...that was one HELL of an ass... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/07.jpg The Rocky Hossor Show http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/08.jpg Here we see the lesser-spotted Flying Stereotype http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/09.jpg There was no escape from the Nipple Tweak of Doom... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/10.jpg Snuka debuts his new home-made outfit. Does it show? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/11.jpg Arn lay back and thought of Starrcade... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/12.jpg It was getting harder and harder to get the guys to allow the annual rectal probes http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/13.jpg Never were braces more welcome http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/14.jpg "...I lu' you. Yeerrrrrr me beshtest pal." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/15.jpg What is it with wrestlers and fire extinguishers? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/16.jpg "So, I hear your wife's easy huh?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/17.jpg Studd was informed there wasn't a gun with sufficient calibre outside of a military base to successfully shoot Andre in the ass http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/18.jpg The experimental Viagra kicked in right when Valentine needed it least http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/19.jpg Stephanie spent *hours* making sure the belt face would look *exactly* right when it came to being on TV. Little did she know... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/20.jpg "Come on, hurry up, I'm almost out of paint!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/21.jpg "Paint...gone. Warrior...fading." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/22.jpg Warrior just about has enough left to be able to use Heenan to break through the glass ceiling http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/23.jpg "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/24.jpg Randy Savage: The Tropical Years http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/25.jpg Savage impersonates someone else who fell at the hands of those less worthy.. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/26.jpg Backstage, McMahon prepared the rabies shot http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm05/images/27.jpg "Bet you've never seen THIS one before! Huh? Huh?" |
Wrestlemania VI
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/01.jpg Much as Rick tried, those boots just weren't coming off. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/02.jpg Demolition revelled in their deserved title of 'Fetish Sportsmen of the Year' http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/03.jpg Andre caught sight of the novelty sideburns Heenan had glued to his face while he was sleeping. Someone was gonna pay... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/04.jpg "This had better not be Rhyno glue you bastard" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/05.jpg Big Blue Hairy Man #1 vs Big Blue Hairy Man #2. What's a referee to do? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/06.jpg "There'd better not be a sign on my back" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/07.jpg "Who wants me to put a sign on this guy's back?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/08.jpg "What? Is there something on my face?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/09.jpg Greetings, comrades! We come from Russia for cultural exchange! We..what? Wrong arena?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/10.jpg Bret Hart : Beating on Russians makes him feel so ALIVE http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/11.jpg Shawn wonders what the hell he was tripping on when he agreed to wear...*those* http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/12.jpg Fuji taps Jannetty's ass. No, not in *that* way... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/13.jpg It was getting harder and harder to get the vendor's attention "2 HOTDOGS, A POPCORN AND A LARGE SODA!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/14.jpg Duggan furiously collected as many Pogs as he could before the ring crew swept them away http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/15.jpg Unfortunately for Duggan and the audience in attendance, Quake was still being house-trained http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/16.jpg As Bravo bent over, the crowd noticed Duggan had wood... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/17.jpg "What's that? No, it's Armani. Yeah they do some great work for me. It's a bitch to wash though." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/18.jpg Superfly realised his nightmare had come true...he was in an arena in front of thousands of people, wearing only his underwear! http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/19.jpg Steph's typeface work didn't go unnoticed http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/20.jpg Twister with Akeem was always difficult http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/21.jpg As Jake goes comatose from one vodka too many, Dibiase is forced to ask if there is a doctor in the house http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/22.jpg "Ok, I want no wrestling, no believability, and definitely NO understating anything. You got it?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/23.jpg The fight to see who would lead the dance was epic to say the least http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/24.jpg Warrior gasps in horror as he finds out what prolonged steroid use can do to a man http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/25.jpg "...Hulk I don't know what to say, this is so unexpected" "Just say yes, you'll hold my title while I go off and shoot a movie!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm06/images/26.jpg "Who wants streamers?" |
Wrestlemania VII
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/01.jpg Jannetty has the decency to act gulity in front of the Flourescent Leopard Support Foundation http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/02.jpg Barbarian busied himself trying to grow eyes in the back of his head http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/03.jpg "NO! Not the furry codpiece!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/04.jpg "What's that? Heroin? I'll be right over!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/05.jpg Bulldog had to admit, 'Warlord' sounded much better than 'The Angry Penis' http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/06.jpg Warlord didn't take kindly to being mocked about looking like an angry penis http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/07.jpg Jim Ross, watching on TV: "Bah Gawd Inverted 69!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/08.jpg Davey Boy would never look at a penis the same way again (damn, stretched that joke way too far) http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/09.jpg Bret felt like kicking the Nastys in the balls, if only for bringing a member of the Village People to ringside with them http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/10.jpg "Sing it! Sing YMCA!" "Never!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/11.jpg Knobbs let fly with his own rendition http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/12.jpg "Shoot...THIS guy in the ass! What? Little to the right? Ok...shoooooot....THIS guy in the ass! Colder? Damn it!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/13.jpg "Hey man, got any speed? I could use some speed. Or maybe some coke, that'd do." "Uh, Jake..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/14.jpg Jake's own interpretation of the feather boa http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/15.jpg Taker wishes he *was* dead as Snuka recounts the hilarious story about him and Don Muraco in a New York grocery store back in '82 http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/16.jpg Warrior: "No, I am not a homo. I am a transgenically suptefiable mystic organalthatron, with a flair for tassles." Savage: "?!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/17.jpg Warrior: "See, as I counterbalance the equifiable forcenicity of your bipedolegic motionicity, I find myself in a superlubrious state of being." Savage: "?!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/18.jpg Warrior: "And even as I lay here in a state of transmorphogenically enhanced calm, I am aware of what I must do in order to aversenifiy your bombardicionification." Savage: "?!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/19.jpg Warrior: "Behold me in all my irridecentifious magnificompliciity!" Savage: "Will you shut the f</>uck up already?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/20.jpg Warrior: "!" Savage: "Dude, let go of my crotch" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/21.jpg Warrior: "Hmm, perhaps I *am* a homo. TELL ME WARRIORS!" Savage, under his breath: "You're a homo!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/22.jpg Savage: "I can't believe he fell for that" Liz: "Well I'm glad he did, my ears were starting to hurt the amount of bullshit he was spouting" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/23.jpg Slaughter didn't take kindly to Hogan talking about his camel that way http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/24.jpg Sarge took time out to indulge in a book while Hogan flailed around aimlessly http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/25.jpg Hogan was getting harder to force feed in hid old age. Slaughter had to force his mouth open while Hebner handled the food Hebner: "Here comes the airplane, neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooow!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/26.jpg "YOU didn't take the carrots out!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm07/images/27.jpg The World Tantrum Throwing Champion had struck again |
Wrestlemania VIII
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/01.jpg Sherri let Shawn in on exactly what it took to be a main eventer in these parts http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/02.jpg "Hell, I do all that stuff anyway!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/03.jpg "Jesus Shawn, not out here" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/04.jpg Undertaker stared down the man who had stolen his sunbed. He would *pay* http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/05.jpg Taker : "I got a Roberts to deliver here for ya, where do you want it?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/06.jpg It was a three way dance for the title of Most Flamboyant Male (may I just note that this referee absolutely sucked ass, worst I've ever seen) http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/07.jpg Piper: "Goddamn Rhyno glue!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/08.jpg Bret tried the unique, never-before-seen, 'extract the other guy's tonsils' counter to the sleeper http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/09.jpg Dr Hart went to clean up as Piper realised he'd be on soup for a while http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/10.jpg "Lemme here you out there! YYYYYYYY..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/11.jpg Perfect's neon shoulderpads were a bit OTT, but hey, this was Wrestlemania http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/12.jpg Savage's outfit caused millions of viewers to simultaeneously hit their TV sets http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/13.jpg Everyone tried to convince Savage it was a bad idea for him to 'whip it out' http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/14.jpg The director quickly cut away to save the home viewers. Unfortunately Hebner was not so lucky and got a full frontal view. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/15.jpg Savage debuted his Figure Four Ball Lock. Flair was in agony and immediately reached for the ropes. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/16.jpg Flair: "Liz...*I* am your father" Liz: "No! That's not possible!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/17.jpg Earl just *had* to let everyone sample his new anti-persperant http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/18.jpg Tatanka prepared for the most dramatic sneeze ever captured on film http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/19.jpg The ref supplied the schoolboy trip, Tatanka supplied the wedgie. Now *that's* teamwork. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/20.jpg Hart: "Hey Teddy there's a big fat guy near you and it looks like he's trying to hit you!" Dibiase: "No shit sherlock!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/21.jpg The Bearded Fat Men Club did not take kindly to outsiders http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/22.jpg The crowd stared in amazement as Skinner gave birth to a fully grown Hart http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/23.jpg The umbillical cord on this one was an unusual colour http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/24.jpg It would never be revealed just who was the homo http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/25.jpg "I might be a homo, but at least I'm good at softball! Wait..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/26.jpg Hogan prepared to take a bite out of his new string cheese shirt http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/27.jpg Insert blonde joke here... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/28.jpg Sid played one intense game of pattycake http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/29.jpg Sid tried to console Hogan. It was past his bedtime and wanted his Mommy... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/30.jpg Hogan went into a rage, kicking Hebner's head off in the process http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/31.jpg Thankfully it was Homo Warrior to the rescue http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm08/images/32.jpg "How much f</>ucking longer do we have to stand like this?" |
Wrestlemania IX
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/01.jpg "Check out this hoss right here" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/02.jpg Michaels, alarmed, jumped into Tatanka's arms. It wasn't everyday a man saw Hogan convincing Vince to give him a title shot. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/03.jpg Michaels: "Now he's...oh gross, don't stick that in *there*!" Tatanka: "Oh god I don't wanna hear any more!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/04.jpg Steiner and Fatu didn't like to be watched during their massage sessions http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/05.jpg The Headshrinkers recoiled as Rick insisted that *somebody* was going to jerk him off http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/06.jpg Finally, resignedly, Scott accepted the task. Again. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/07.jpg Doink recoils at Crush mentioning the word "rimjob" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/08.jpg "Hey it's sunny out, might as well work on my t...oh wait, never mind" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/09.jpg Dibiase is greeted by an extra from Eyes Wide Shut (yeah I know it hadn't been made yet, blah blah) http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/10.jpg "Hey Ross, this is what you're gonna look like in a few years!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/11.jpg "Come on, who wants to blow me? I got cash..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/12.jpg How To Set A Man's Ass On Fire http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/13.jpg "I don't have a sign on my back do I?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/14.jpg Taker: "I see you had bolognaise earlier" Gonzalez: "What?..Oh jeez, not the beard again!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/15.jpg The world's first simultaeneous tonsil check http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/16.jpg Gonzalez: "What the...is that Vince with Yokozuna?" Taker: "I do *not* wanna know" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/17.jpg Bret was pleased with his X-Ray specs http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/18.jpg The giant fly-swatter lurked menacingly http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/19.jpg Hebner shrieked as he slowly began to get caught in the gravitational pull of Yoko's ass http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/20.jpg Fuji tried to convince Bret the middle rope was made of candy http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/21.jpg Fuji performed "We Are The Champions" in the kareoke style while Yoko practised his Elvis impersonation http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/22.jpg Feeding time for Hulk again http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm09/images/23.jpg "Hmm, I wonder if I'm the only person who wanted this to happen?" |
Wrestlemania X
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/01.jpg Owen's reaction after moments earlier sneaking a look at Vince's office with his X-Ray specs http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/02.jpg What are they gonna do this year, hire him a hooker? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/03.jpg I'm glad *I* wasn't in the front row that day http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/04.jpg Savage *knew* that changing the bait to a plate of coke would catch him something good - and sure enough... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/05.jpg The Fat Albert impersonation contest got underway in earnest http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/06.jpg "Ok one more time, take the hammer, and hit the bell" "Hit the what?" "The round thing, right there" "What about it?" "Hit it!" "Hit what?" ... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/07.jpg "What? There's a sign on my back? Don't f</>uck with me on this. If there's nothing there I'm gonna kill you" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/08.jpg Bomb: "*sniff*..Yep, definitely crotch rot" Quake: "I *knew* it! *sob* " http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/09.jpg Rhyno struck again http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/10.jpg Bret tried to ignore the giant bong in front of him and focus on his job http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/11.jpg Owen recoiled in horror as he saw Bret had been amputated from the knees down http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/12.jpg Here we see the first documented attempt at an Ass Cannon http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/13.jpg Owen was ridiculously ticklish under his arm http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/14.jpg After Owen made a crack about Bret's liking of pink suddenly it wasn't fun and games anymore http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/15.jpg Bret: "This *really* isn't the time for a piggyback Owen" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/16.jpg Bret quickly realised that Owen's threat of shoving his foot up his ass was no idle one http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/17.jpg Luna couldn't stand the thought of someone who looked weirder than her being on the same PPV http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/18.jpg Bigelow could only watch as the ref was sucked into the black hole of WWF developmental talent http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/19.jpg "Man, I'm gonna need something to get through this one. K, lemme see here...aww man, not baking powder AGAIN" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/20.jpg Savage attempts to camoflauge himself as a set of MSG steps http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/22.jpg "So if you're after great auto work at low prices, visit Briscoe Brothers Body Shop...wait, what the hell is this?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/23.jpg Without his contact lenses, Jacques had a tough time seeing exactly where he was supposed to land http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/24.jpg The lady was unimpressed by the size of Donnie http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/25.jpg Luger gets tired listening to Yoko bitch about the price of pizza nowadays http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/27.jpg "Come on...just ONE ab crunch, that's all I'm asking...come on dammit!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/28.jpg Razor was confused. 'diK kaerBtraeH'? Who was diK kaerBtraeH? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/29.jpg Shawn recoiled as the ladder hit an empty cage hanging above the ring. 'What the hell is that for?' he wondered... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/30.jpg Razor: "Hey what's that cage for?" Michaels: "For the last time I don't know! Now hold the ladder steady, I hate heights" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/31.jpg Shawn was confused. Why did Razor have the Roman number 2 written all over his tights? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/32.jpg Mid-match Shawn stopped to ponder what his life would be like if he hadn't assaulted his former partner using a barber shop window http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/33.jpg "I know everyone expects me to say it, but I'm not gonna. Even a blind man could shoot you in the ass" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/34.jpg Bret wept as Yoko practised his Fonzy impressions "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy, forget all about it!..Wait, wait that's not right.." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/35.jpg As Yoko's tights ripped from being stretched too far the man to the left of the picture tragically died of fright http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm10/images/36.jpg "I would like to dedicate this to the family of the man I just inadvertantly killed. He was a good man, and he died helping me go over." |
Wrestlemania XI
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/01.jpg If this was today, what are the odds they'd be facing an evil Al Qaeda tag team? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/02.jpg Nondescript Jobber Without Pants #1 struggled to free himself http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/03.jpg Jarrett: "That's sleeper...S-L-Double E-P.." Razor: "For f</>uck's sake Jeff knock it off" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/04.jpg I really have no idea what is occurring here... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/05.jpg Taker got stuck with taking Bundy for his night-time walkies http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/06.jpg Unfortunately Taker picked precisely the *wrong* time to 'amuse' himself... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/07.jpg Gunn unleashes the highly illegal Wet Willie http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/08.jpg Bart hadn't really paid attention in the classes on building a human pyramid http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/09.jpg Vince was determned to rub Bart Gunn out of WWE history...literally http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/10.jpg Old Man Backlund found a comfortable spot to take his nap http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/11.jpg Backlund was unhappy with his dentures, so he figured he'd just get some new ones... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/12.jpg "WHOA, Backgammon!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/13.jpg Since it was past Bob's bedtime he unfortunately dozed off mid-move. Bret could tolerate that...but when he started to drool on his shoulder, well... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/14.jpg Backlund tries to run away from Piper's kareoke stint but Bret is having none of it http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/15.jpg "I am not a homo" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/16.jpg "Hey Shawn check me out...hey, I don't mean *literally*" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/17.jpg Well *somebody* had to replace the blown lightbulb http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/18.jpg Shawn calls in vain for the Perry Saturn runin http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/19.jpg Shawn's motioning for Diesel to kiss his ass was a little *too* vigorous http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/20.jpg Bigelow: "It was your idea for him to wear those shorts wasn't it Pat?" Patterson: "Well uh, I..I mean uh, Vince...well y'know it's..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/21.jpg Unfortunately for Bigelow, Patterson had also been training Taylor http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/22.jpg Bigelow asked Taylor to check his heartbeat as a precaution...he wasn't used to main eventing and was a bit nervous http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/23.jpg Bigelow resorted to the despicable tactic of tickling Taylor's feet http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/24.jpg The dreaded Patterson liplock was enough to secure victory http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm11/images/25.jpg "Get me to the back quick, I gotta wash my damn mouth out" |
Wrestlemania XII
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/01.jpg At ringside Jim Ross goes into hoss overdrive http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/02.jpg "Hmm, someone's been hitting the juice" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/03.jpg Finally Owen forced Jake to confess that it was indeed him who drank Owen's mouthwash http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/04.jpg Piper decided to take over Repo Man's old job http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/05.jpg Is it too easy to point out that Piper is approaching Goldust, who is bent over the hood of the car, while holding wood? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/06.jpg "We'll start the bidding at 10 bucks. Anyone? Oh come on.." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/07.jpg Austin is visited by the Ghost of Gimmicks Future "What the hell...is that a zamboni?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/08.jpg "So then it showed me the future, and I'm gonna be the biggest star in the history of this sport!" "Ahahahahaha, good one Steve" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/09.jpg "Oh, so you don't believe me huh? Well Austin 24:17 says I'm gonna whoop your ass! Hmm...I might work on that one" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/10.jpg "Greetings paeons. I bow to you now, but before long, you will ALL bow to me" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/11.jpg HHH: "Are you absolutely *sure* about this?" Satan: "Yep, go ahead" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/12.jpg "Hey I can see the glass ceiling from here!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/13.jpg "God this is so embarrassing. This had better not happen again." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/14.jpg Nash wistfully thought of a future without Vince, jobbing, and having to work. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/15.jpg It was Taker's turn to change the lightbulbs http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/16.jpg Nash: "Give me a W..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/17.jpg Nash took the time to chat with Satan at ringside "So, you think you can swing it?" "Sure, shouldn't be a problem, lemme just make a call...hello, Eric?.." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/18.jpg Taker: "C'mon, get with the sucking, you know the drill" Nash: "Ha, not anymore buddy. I'm off to a place where I am the sucked, not the sucker" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/19.jpg Taker: "Well, ok...but whaddya say once more, for old times' sake?" Nash: "Oh *alright*..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/20.jpg Indigestion can strike at the worst times... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/21.jpg "Giddyup hoss!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/22.jpg Bradshaw had some *strange* ideas when it came to hazing http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/23.jpg Piper had flashbacks to Prom night. Suddenly he began to feel very violent... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/24.jpg Shawn: "Well, how about if I put you in the Sharpshooter and you pass out?" Bret: *squeezes harder* Shawn: "OW! Jeez ok, ok..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/25.jpg I love how with 20 seconds to go the women in the front row are just talking between themselves http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/26.jpg "Got any bananas?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/27.jpg Once again Bret was volunteered for the Ass Cannon experiment http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/28.jpg "Precioussssssssssssssss..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/29.jpg "Shawnegol will takes care of yous, oh yes..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm12/images/30.jpg The belt was affecting him...under his breath Michaels murmured something about "stupid fat Hebner"... |
Wrestlemania XIII
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/01.jpg Bradshaw demonstrates the 'Haze-o-matic' http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/02.jpg One-Armed Man desperately wanted the tag http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/03.jpg Thrasher checks his watch to make sure he hasn't jobbed out too early to prevent him losing his paycheque http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/04.jpg A pig farmer being pinned by a freak in a dress...nah, WWF was *fine* back in 97 http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/05.jpg "I can't believe I'm gettin paid for this shit!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/06.jpg And here we have an example of the lesser known, very rare, Greenus Rockus http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/07.jpg "...and then I'm gonna get my own movie!" "...What in the *hell* have you been smoking?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/08.jpg So *that's* where the DX crotch chop came from... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/09.jpg "Trust me kid, just keep your head down, pretty soon you'll have a steady job on Superstars" "Hnn...nooooooooo!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/10.jpg "Ok fine, I'll job, just get the old man's towel out of my mouth!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/11.jpg "Jesus Dad, didn't we talk about you wearing a shirt in public?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/12.jpg HHH: "It's ok...it'll be ok...I'll be on top someday...it'll be ok..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/13.jpg Chyna is let out for the first time http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/14.jpg HHH gives props to his man Satan, front row again http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/15.jpg HHH: "..****in jip...still have to make it look interesting...gotta be a way around that somehow..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/16.jpg "Say...this is pretty interesting. What if I just do this all the time? That could work. Shit yeah!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/17.jpg Vader had wanted ribs, but he didn't mean literally... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/18.jpg Odds are high that someone somewhere heard the words "one legged man in an asskicking contest" right around now http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/19.jpg Bret's attempt at legdropping Austin's neck over the railing went horribly wrong http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/20.jpg God returned to his seat near the front http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/21.jpg Shamrock was momentarily torn...check for the submission or check out Austin's ass? Tough one... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/22.jpg Shamrock: "Hey, my name's Ken. Wanna go for a drink later?" Austin: "*Really* not the time right now..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/23.jpg Eventually Austin had to feign passing out just to shut Shamrock up http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/24.jpg "Hi kids!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/25.jpg Dental floss can be a bitch to get out sometimes... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/26.jpg The first recorded sighting of the invisible crucifix http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/27.jpg "Hey weren't you wearing purple last year?" "Uh, yeah...my wife mixed my stuff in with hers in the wash" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/28.jpg "I hate it when they do that. Fortunately my wrestling gear has never gotten caught out" "Oh man, it was terrible. Man, if I could, I'd just nab a piece of eye candy and divorce the bitch..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/29.jpg "What the...is that mascara?" "Uh...I uh...well...yes. Guilty pleasure." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/30.jpg "Nope, your posture seems fine" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/31.jpg "*sniff* Nope, no crotch rot here" "Well, that's a relief" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm13/images/32.jpg "Check me out. I shaved my pits and everything!" |
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Back in the old days, when you got nailed to the invisible crucifix, someone had to NAIL you too it. Unlike them new ones, with invisible nails that just stabbed through your wrists. Conflound whippersnappers. Too lazy to get nailed properly. |
Wrestlemania XIV
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/01.jpg Cornette inadvertently causes one of his own men to get shot in the ass http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/02.jpg Remember this guy? Remember when this guy actually got *TV* time? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/03.jpg The Cruiserweight stacking contest got off to a bad start http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/04.jpg HHH: "Jeez how long does it take already?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/05.jpg HHH: "Hey, Satan, little help?" Satan: *in front row* "Ohhh very well. Since you will end up marrying one of mine" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/06.jpg Owen screamed in frustration as HHH uncovered his secret water gun http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/07.jpg "Gimme the gun! Give it back! Don't make me hurt you!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/08.jpg Just to really piss Owen off, HHH passed the gun over to Chyna http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/09.jpg Here's a rare sight - Marc Mero not being carried by his wife http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/10.jpg Goldust summons the spirit of Adrian Adonis http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/11.jpg Sable preps the WhirlyTits of Death http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/12.jpg "For the last time Ken I don't want to go for a drink later!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/13.jpg "HOW ABOUT NOW HUH? YOU WANNA GO NOW? YEAH I BET YOU DO!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/14.jpg Funk: "I knew I shoulda turned left at Alberquerque" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/15.jpg Cactus: "What the...hey Sid!" Voice from inside the dumpster: "Wha...oh, hey Cactus. Um...please don't tell anyone how I live?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/16.jpg Road Dogg: "...Sid?" Voice from inside the dumpster: "What the...oh great, just great. Why don't I just go on TV and show everyone I live in a dumpster?" RD: "Uh...well..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/17.jpg Funk would let Cactus go just as soon as he had the promise of a hot meal and bed to sleep in http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/18.jpg Well, it's not every day you have a baseball legend in your crotch http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/19.jpg "Hey...I could get used to this" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/20.jpg Thank goodness for Emergency Generator Druids http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/21.jpg Kane: "I guess we'd better make this a good match, since it'll probably be the last time we face each other and all." Taker: "...You're new at this, aren't you?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/22.jpg Taker: "Hey...*gag*...easy! You're not supposed to *actually* choke me you know!" Kane: "Oops, sorry" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/23.jpg Taker: "Ok now for God's sake be careful and don't drop me on my head alright? ALRIGHT? HEY! HELLO?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/24.jpg "Drop ME on my head will you? Take this mother f</>ucker! This is the last goddamn time I put anyone over!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/25.jpg "Who the f</>uck are you calling a wifebeater?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/26.jpg It was a good attempt, but making a 'J' is always difficult http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/27.jpg "What's that say? 'Beware the fat-assed Samoan?' Yeah ok, whatever" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm14/images/28.jpg "Hey, those shirts aren't free you know" |
Wrestlemania XV
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/01.jpg Head: "Behind you, idiot!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/02.jpg Hardcore Holly proudly displays his Grumpiest Bitter Asshole World Championship http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/03.jpg D'Lo couldn't help himself..in the prescence of a spotlight, he just had to burst into song... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/04.jpg Owned http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/05.jpg Big Show might've won a title first, but who's going to be remembered longer? Ah, sweet justice http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/06.jpg "Hey kids, be sure to brush and floss regularly, or Mr. Socko'll pull your freakin' teeth out!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/07.jpg Hebner is astonished that anyone could actually lift Mick's fat ass that high http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/08.jpg "The Big Nasty? What the hell kind of name is that?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/09.jpg It's the Blue Meanie at Wrestlemania. Nuff said. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/10.jpg "WANNA GO FOR A DRINK NOW?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/11.jpg "Aw jeez I'm having the dream again. Ok, come on Pete wake up...wait a minute..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/12.jpg HHH: "Hey, Satan, I'm on my back here, something's wrong with this picture" Satan: *sitting in front row* "Holy shit guy, you've got less patience than that Dubya kid" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/13.jpg Sure enough, the sight of HHH being on his back was enough to distract Kane for long enough for the chair shot http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/14.jpg The illegitimate love child of Giant Gonzalez made her debut http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/15.jpg The illegitimate love child of the Elephant Man made her debut http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/16.jpg "Ok, lemme see, she's in my crotch, and I'm looking at her...dammit, this isn't how Vince wanted it" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/17.jpg Ref: "Seriously, just be patient, your time to piss off the fans beyond belief will come" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/18.jpg Worst. Hell in the Cell. Ever. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/19.jpg Bossman: "You're not *really* gonna hang me right?" Taker: "Uh...sure. Now shut up and let me hit you" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/20.jpg Bossman: "Hey what the ****, you said you weren't going to really hang me!" Taker: "Meh" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/21.jpg Austin reels as Rock chooses to flash the People's Crotch as an offensive move http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/22.jpg "Make fun of the People's Crotch will you?!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/23.jpg "Aha see, now the People's hands have caught your candyass boot, and now the People's champ is going to lay the People's smackdown on yo..." "Will you shut the **** up!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/24.jpg "Prepare for the People's rock bottom you son of a..." "Oh, THAT does it" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/25.jpg Dramatic Stunner leads to Dramatic Stunner Oversell http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/26.jpg "Ohhhhhhhhhhh hell yeah! Now I'm gonna go home and beat my wife" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/27.jpg "Hey Steve could you stop with the wife beating stuff, it's not going down so well" "Well what do you suggest?" "Well uh...oh fine, just give me a stunner" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm15/images/28.jpg Earl Hebner was having the night of his life. He was out late, AND drinking a beer. Take THAT, Mom! |
Wrestlemania XVI/2000
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/01.jpg "Any ho's up in here? Wait, what am I saying, look at where we are" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/02.jpg D'Lo started to regret those burritos http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/03.jpg Bossman was surprised at how pleased D'Lo was to see him http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/04.jpg Bob Holly goes over again? What the hell? http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/05.jpg "What the...'Maven'll kick your ass'? Yeah whatever" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/06.jpg Yup http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/07.jpg "What do you mean Head Cheese won't get over? Are you nuts?!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/08.jpg Even sacrificing Test wouldn't do the trick http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/09.jpg Now, sacrificing a midget in a cheese costume... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/10.jpg The Dudleyville traffic flow control system was fatally flawed http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/11.jpg The 'flamboyant' Jeff Hardy ladies and gentlemen http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/12.jpg Wait til Bubba saw what he was going to be waking up next to... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/13.jpg Matt simulates what 'being in the doghouse' actually consists of http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/14.jpg It was taking more and more extreme measures to break through the glass ceiling http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/15.jpg Moolah couldn't see why Val wasn't staring at *her*. Just cause the Kat was wearing a near see-through outfit.. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/16.jpg Mae was curious where Terri got her roots done.. http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/17.jpg As for Mae insisting she check whether 'top and tails' match... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/18.jpg "You're a homo!" "Well...you're close" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/19.jpg The antenna protruding from Saturn's head did seem to confirm he was an alien http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/20.jpg "Please, for the love of God...someone shoot this thing in the ass!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/21.jpg Well...at least we know it got better for him http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/22.jpg Possibly the only PPV on record where Jim Ross *doesn't* mix Jericho and Benoit's names up http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/23.jpg God gave the match his thumbs up http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/24.jpg Benoit laughed maniacally. Surely, the WWF title would soon be his... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/25.jpg Ass ahoy http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/26.jpg Pete's life flashed before his eyes http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/27.jpg The literal interpretation of Rock-A-Bye http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/28.jpg HHH: "Hey could you two hurry up? I'm trying to go over here" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/29.jpg Vince points out exactly where HHH will end up if he doesn't draw http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/30.jpg "Now now Steph, I know you don't want to but it's for the greater good. In other words, I'll make a ton of money." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/31.jpg "What in the blue hell is up with your hair?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm16/images/32.jpg Hebner could sense an unconscious woman a mile away... |
Wrestlemania X-7
http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/01.jpg The 'compact Jericho into as small a shape as possible contest' was going well http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/02.jpg Bradshaw just couldn't stop himself...he had to haze them all http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/03.jpg Eventually though, it would backfire http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/04.jpg "Hey! HEY! Are you asleep again? Jesus, and people call me lazy. If they only knew what went on back here..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/05.jpg The chestburster was poised to make its' big debut http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/06.jpg Eddie: "Ugh, jeez, are you *trying* to make me look bad?" Test: "Ummmmmmmm...no?" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/07.jpg "Yeeeeeah that's what you get for trying to make *me* look bad mang. Now I'm off to pawn this piece of crap" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/08.jpg Benoit: "Sorry Kurt, it's haemerroids" Angle: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/09.jpg After checking the ref as well, Benoit decided to make Angle smell his fingers out of spite http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/10.jpg Turn around is fair play... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/11.jpg What *exactly* Chyna's doing with her hand I don't wanna know http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/12.jpg Newly stuffed and mounted, Ivory would go great on Chyna's chaise lounge http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/13.jpg "You! Stop leaving tapes of you and HHH in the VCR!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/14.jpg "And you! Stop leaving tapes of you and HHH in the VCR!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/15.jpg "Oh, and by the way, Mom says to stop wearing her underwear!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/16.jpg "You could've at least washed them before putting them back you asshole!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/17.jpg "HaHA, he'll never spot me behind this handy bin!" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/18.jpg The WWE Cloning Experiments never really took off http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/19.jpg Rhyno struck again. It was up to Edge to clean up http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/20.jpg Tragedy occurred when Matt and Bubba were chosen to test-drive the new WWE Bunk Beds http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/21.jpg Slaughter was confused. Iron Sheik wasn't a woman. But he *looked* pregnant enough... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/22.jpg HHH: "And this is the part where you job" Taker: "Uh, you didn't read *my* contract did you?" HHH: "What? Oh you're kidding me..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/23.jpg "Look, fine, I'll job, just put the hammer down..." http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/24.jpg "Wow, I forgot what it was like up here" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/25.jpg Rock didn't need to apply the hold correctly. Austin would give up soon enough, having to listen to Earl Hebner's life story http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/26.jpg Austin saw the HHH bandwagon rolling towards him and attempted to shove Rock into it's path http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/27.jpg No matter what he tried, Austin couldn't flatten Rock out. Maybe the chair would help... http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/28.jpg "So, how about that guaranteed 20 year contract huh?" "Ohhh no, I'm not falling for that one again" http://www.wrestlemania.com/history/wm17/images/29.jpg "Alright, well I'm off home to beat the wife" "I'll drink to that. Goddamn bitch kicking me in the balls" |
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