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Tommy Gunn 01-30-2008 08:08 PM

Speculation about Cena's rapid regeneration skills
 
Where's the sauce.

Bad Company 01-30-2008 08:23 PM

Yesterday I decided to play Smackdown vs Raw with some friends, I powerbombed cena from the top of the cell to the ground, he got straight back up, walked into the cell, fu'd the undertaker, and won.

Pretty sure he's superman.

Xero 01-30-2008 08:24 PM

His chain gives him +1000 health regeneration per day.

Inadequacy 01-30-2008 08:38 PM

He;s just living the gimmick

DaVe 01-30-2008 08:43 PM

Yesterday I decided to play Smackdown vs Raw with some friends, I powerbombed cena from the top of the cell to the ground, he got straight back up, walked into the cell, fu'd the undertaker, and won.

Lmao. I haven't played any recent wrestling games since I don't own any consoles - does that game have any 'physics' in it?

In regards to this topic I don't have much to add to the original post.

Inadequacy 01-30-2008 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaVe (Post 2026799)
In regards to this topic I don't have much to add to the original post.

Thanks for trying

Bad Company 01-30-2008 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaVe (Post 2026799)
Yesterday I decided to play Smackdown vs Raw with some friends, I powerbombed cena from the top of the cell to the ground, he got straight back up, walked into the cell, fu'd the undertaker, and won.

Lmao. I haven't played any recent wrestling games since I don't own any consoles - does that game have any 'physics' in it?

In regards to this topic I don't have much to add to the original post.

He folded like a $2 Ladder when he hit the ground. I thought he was dead. I was wrong.

Kane Knight 01-30-2008 09:09 PM

Smackdown has a very shitty physics engine in it.

Anyway, Steroids can accelerate the healing process, so I assumed that was gonna be mentioned already.

Mostly, I'm pretty sure he's not completely healed.

thedamndest 01-30-2008 09:32 PM

There is probably a basement full of extra Cenas in water tanks, like at the end of the Prestige.

BigDaddyCool 01-30-2008 09:39 PM

I have 2 theories. !) It was a work. 2) He is going to end up reinurying himself out of a career.

The Lone Wolf 01-30-2008 10:14 PM

He probably wont wrestle until nwo and even then it will probably be a short match. my guess, he wont wrestle a full match until mania.

Fox 01-31-2008 12:14 AM

I think they over-exaggerated the extent of his injuries from day one.

Dave Youell 01-31-2008 04:55 AM

I think that he's actually part machine.

It matches his OVW gimmick

Xerzes 01-31-2008 04:58 AM

Pact with the devil.

Tommy Gunn 01-31-2008 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedamndest (Post 2026833)
There is probably a basement full of extra Cenas in water tanks, like at the end of the Prestige.

:lol: That is one of the best films I've seen in years.

Indifferent Clox 01-31-2008 07:31 AM

I am pretty sure it wasn't a work he has the scar and shit.

Tornado 01-31-2008 08:58 AM

He is definatly not at 100%, he wasn't in there long, and I very much doubt we'll see him wrestle before NWO.

Either that or steroids.


Yeah...steroids.

.44 Magdalene 01-31-2008 09:10 AM

Which is really competing amongst a number of things about this for the title of ...what pisses me off the most. Me and this guy at my work were joking that Cena would come back early, run into the ring with his arm in a sling, stare at everyone until they jumped out of the ring, and officially be declared winner of the Rumble.


That's too close to what actually happened.

.44 Magdalene 01-31-2008 09:10 AM

I mean, fuck, could they just not wait any longer? Were things that goddamn bad without Cena?

The Optimist 01-31-2008 10:46 AM

Clearly, Vince thinks it was. Despite pushing Hardy and bringing back Jericho, Cena is obviously the wave of the future.

.44 Magdalene 01-31-2008 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Optimist (Post 2027399)
Clearly, Vince thinks it was. Despite pushing Hardy and bringing back Jericho, Cena is obviously a robot sent from the future.


Tommy Gunn 01-31-2008 12:25 PM

Cena doesn't feel pain, he can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, and he'll never stop, until God takes away his push.

.44 Magdalene 01-31-2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtAngleMark (Post 2027470)
Cena doesn't feel pain, he can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, and he'll never stop, until he overcomes the odds, no-sells God, gets the win and thus undoes existence.


Kane Knight 01-31-2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .44 Magdalene (Post 2027348)
I mean, fuck, could they just not wait any longer? Were things that goddamn bad without Cena?

Yeah.

Nark Order 01-31-2008 02:59 PM

No they weren't. If anything, they were right on track to create something new and compelling. The Hardy/Orton, JBL/Orton, Edge winning the title via dopplegangers, and Punk/Chavo angles have been golden. It was something new to see, there were some new guys to get behind. It wasn't the same "ME CENA. ME SMASH. ME BEAT EVERYONE WITH THE TIP OF MY PINKY TOE. CHAMP IS HERE." every single fucking day. This Cena business is out of control. How many clues do they need? He gets booed out of MSG ON HIS FACE RETURN, he gets booed in Philly almost as badly, and had been booed almost every night before his injury. If he were trying to get boos it would be one thing, but the people just HATE the man. They don't want him on television anymore and are trying SO desperately to make McMahon realize this but he won't take the hints.

Shadow 01-31-2008 03:06 PM

I figured it out.

Cena is really....Wolverine.

Shaggy 01-31-2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narcissus (Post 2027650)
No they weren't. If anything, they were right on track to create something new and compelling. The Hardy/Orton, JBL/Orton, Edge winning the title via dopplegangers, and Punk/Chavo angles have been golden. It was something new to see, there were some new guys to get behind. It wasn't the same "ME CENA. ME SMASH. ME BEAT EVERYONE WITH THE TIP OF MY PINKY TOE. CHAMP IS HERE." every single fucking day. This Cena business is out of control. How many clues do they need? He gets booed out of MSG ON HIS FACE RETURN, he gets booed in Philly almost as badly, and had been booed almost every night before his injury. If he were trying to get boos it would be one thing, but the people just HATE the man. They don't want him on television anymore and are trying SO desperately to make McMahon realize this but he won't take the hints.

:yes:

Renaissance man 02-01-2008 01:47 AM

I wish Vince would stop pushing Cena down our throughts. He clearly isn't the future of the wwe nor will he ever be.

El Fangel 02-01-2008 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Optimist (Post 2027399)
Clearly, Vince thinks it was. Pushing Hardy and bringing back Jericho, Cena is obviously the wave of the future.


BigDaddyCool 02-01-2008 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow (Post 2027661)
I figured it out.

Cena is really....Wolverine.

Wrong, people like Wolverine. Cena is that superman remake...um, Steele I think. You know, the black superman.

Lock Jaw 02-01-2008 11:51 AM

He's a gashead!

Team Sheep 02-01-2008 12:09 PM

Lol I was watching the Rumble and my dad was just in the room at the time, he's not a fan or anything, but he was watching Soccer AM on Saturday and Cena made a special appearance on there. So my dad was like Cena's gonna come in at number 30 just joking around cause he knows nothing about wrestling and he was like the only name he knew. And I said shut up he's not scheduled to be back for months yet, he had a really serious injury. When the hooter sounded for #30 and his music hit I just stared at my dad and shook my head.

JT 02-01-2008 12:52 PM

IT'S YOUR DAD'S FAULT!!! :rant:

Jura 02-01-2008 01:18 PM

The next day Team Sheep's father was found dead.

Slow 02-01-2008 04:38 PM

Maybe if we pray to the hWo Hassan will come back froma time warp to somehow freeze cena and shatter his body into millions of pieces




... only for JBL's new pyro to heat up the pieces, causing cena to liquidise and reform, until hassan throws him into a container of molten metal destroying him forever

Fox 02-01-2008 04:49 PM

I wonder if they will ever push another wrestler to be on equal ground with Cena. I mean, that's the problem with him, isn't it? There's no conflict with Cena because you know he's going to win, and he has no fire in his charisma, although he does have a lot of charisma.

Austin had Rock and Triple H. Rock had Triple H and Kurt Angle. Lesnar had Kurt Angle and Big Show (to an extent). Even Eddie Guerrero had JBL to challenge him during his short reign as champ.

But Cena? Cena just kicks the living shit out of everyone, leaves his feud as the clear, decisive BETTER MAN, and never returns to feud with them again. He's gone over everyone from Triple H to Edge to HBK to Jericho to Christian, all of the hoss-monsters. And all of the "up and comers" like Kennedy and Umaga have already done the job to him, so it's not like they can "rise up" to his level when they can't even rise up above the levels of HHH and Michaels, who Cena already beat. Who's left for him to wrestle and be the least bit entertaining? Randy Orton? Yeah the fuck right. Orton's been beat by Undertaker and Triple H too many times to look like a credible match to wrestle Cena.

It's like we'd have to have Stone Cold and The Rock return just to have an interesting Cena feud, and even then, he'd still probably fucking go over.

Slow 02-01-2008 04:59 PM

I'm looking to Undertaker and Batista, Undertaker certainly wouldn't job to cena, in fact he has a 1-0 over him (something like that, i'm not a statistics person).

HTrain90 02-01-2008 05:32 PM

I don't think Cena is completely healed, but he's obviously got full range of motion and a good deal of strength back.

I really don't think he'll wrestle until No Way Out. Since they have two chamber matches, Orton/Cena won't be the main event spot, so they can go 15 minutes and get away with it, not really risking further injury. By Mania he'll be in better shape and be able to pull off a main event with Trips, which was supposed to happen last year.

I think Cena's just busting his ass trying to get back for Mania to pull off the Main Event with Hunter while keeping himself from getting too beat up in the process.

The Optimist 02-01-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool (Post 2028670)
Wrong, people like Wolverine. Cena is that superman remake...um, Steele I think. You know, the black superman.

Children and casual fans like Wolverine. Snyone who reads comics more thougroughly(is enough of a nerd) soon becomes disgusted with how overpowered and oversaturated Wolverine has become because he's popular. Some hate the character more for this than others, but it's pretty thoroughly agreed that he's overplayed.

Steel is like street level Superman, so he's basically unused and overshadowed. Kane is more like Steel, with Undertaker being metaphorical Superman.


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