01-30-2008, 07:08 PM | #1 |
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Speculation about Cena's rapid regeneration skills
Where's the sauce.
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01-30-2008, 07:23 PM | #2 |
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Yesterday I decided to play Smackdown vs Raw with some friends, I powerbombed cena from the top of the cell to the ground, he got straight back up, walked into the cell, fu'd the undertaker, and won.
Pretty sure he's superman. |
01-30-2008, 07:24 PM | #3 |
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His chain gives him +1000 health regeneration per day.
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01-30-2008, 07:38 PM | #4 |
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He;s just living the gimmick
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01-30-2008, 07:43 PM | #5 |
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Yesterday I decided to play Smackdown vs Raw with some friends, I powerbombed cena from the top of the cell to the ground, he got straight back up, walked into the cell, fu'd the undertaker, and won.
Lmao. I haven't played any recent wrestling games since I don't own any consoles - does that game have any 'physics' in it? In regards to this topic I don't have much to add to the original post. |
01-30-2008, 07:45 PM | #6 |
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01-30-2008, 07:46 PM | #7 | |
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01-30-2008, 08:09 PM | #8 |
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Smackdown has a very shitty physics engine in it.
Anyway, Steroids can accelerate the healing process, so I assumed that was gonna be mentioned already. Mostly, I'm pretty sure he's not completely healed. |
01-30-2008, 08:32 PM | #9 |
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There is probably a basement full of extra Cenas in water tanks, like at the end of the Prestige.
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01-30-2008, 08:39 PM | #10 |
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I have 2 theories. !) It was a work. 2) He is going to end up reinurying himself out of a career.
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01-30-2008, 09:14 PM | #11 |
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He probably wont wrestle until nwo and even then it will probably be a short match. my guess, he wont wrestle a full match until mania.
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01-30-2008, 11:14 PM | #12 |
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I think they over-exaggerated the extent of his injuries from day one.
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01-31-2008, 03:55 AM | #13 |
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I think that he's actually part machine.
It matches his OVW gimmick |
01-31-2008, 03:58 AM | #14 |
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Pact with the devil.
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01-31-2008, 06:06 AM | #15 |
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01-31-2008, 06:31 AM | #16 |
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I am pretty sure it wasn't a work he has the scar and shit.
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01-31-2008, 07:58 AM | #17 |
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He is definatly not at 100%, he wasn't in there long, and I very much doubt we'll see him wrestle before NWO.
Either that or steroids. Yeah...steroids. |
01-31-2008, 08:10 AM | #18 |
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Which is really competing amongst a number of things about this for the title of ...what pisses me off the most. Me and this guy at my work were joking that Cena would come back early, run into the ring with his arm in a sling, stare at everyone until they jumped out of the ring, and officially be declared winner of the Rumble.
That's too close to what actually happened. |
01-31-2008, 08:10 AM | #19 |
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I mean, fuck, could they just not wait any longer? Were things that goddamn bad without Cena?
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01-31-2008, 09:46 AM | #20 |
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Clearly, Vince thinks it was. Despite pushing Hardy and bringing back Jericho, Cena is obviously the wave of the future.
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01-31-2008, 09:51 AM | #21 |
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01-31-2008, 11:25 AM | #22 |
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Cena doesn't feel pain, he can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, and he'll never stop, until God takes away his push.
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01-31-2008, 12:12 PM | #23 |
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01-31-2008, 12:37 PM | #24 |
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01-31-2008, 01:59 PM | #25 |
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No they weren't. If anything, they were right on track to create something new and compelling. The Hardy/Orton, JBL/Orton, Edge winning the title via dopplegangers, and Punk/Chavo angles have been golden. It was something new to see, there were some new guys to get behind. It wasn't the same "ME CENA. ME SMASH. ME BEAT EVERYONE WITH THE TIP OF MY PINKY TOE. CHAMP IS HERE." every single fucking day. This Cena business is out of control. How many clues do they need? He gets booed out of MSG ON HIS FACE RETURN, he gets booed in Philly almost as badly, and had been booed almost every night before his injury. If he were trying to get boos it would be one thing, but the people just HATE the man. They don't want him on television anymore and are trying SO desperately to make McMahon realize this but he won't take the hints.
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01-31-2008, 02:06 PM | #26 |
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I figured it out.
Cena is really....Wolverine. |
01-31-2008, 02:36 PM | #27 | |
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02-01-2008, 12:47 AM | #28 |
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I wish Vince would stop pushing Cena down our throughts. He clearly isn't the future of the wwe nor will he ever be.
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02-01-2008, 02:54 AM | #29 |
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02-01-2008, 10:39 AM | #30 |
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02-01-2008, 10:51 AM | #31 |
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He's a gashead!
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02-01-2008, 11:09 AM | #32 |
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Lol I was watching the Rumble and my dad was just in the room at the time, he's not a fan or anything, but he was watching Soccer AM on Saturday and Cena made a special appearance on there. So my dad was like Cena's gonna come in at number 30 just joking around cause he knows nothing about wrestling and he was like the only name he knew. And I said shut up he's not scheduled to be back for months yet, he had a really serious injury. When the hooter sounded for #30 and his music hit I just stared at my dad and shook my head.
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02-01-2008, 11:52 AM | #33 |
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02-01-2008, 12:18 PM | #34 |
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The next day Team Sheep's father was found dead.
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02-01-2008, 03:38 PM | #35 |
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Maybe if we pray to the hWo Hassan will come back froma time warp to somehow freeze cena and shatter his body into millions of pieces
... only for JBL's new pyro to heat up the pieces, causing cena to liquidise and reform, until hassan throws him into a container of molten metal destroying him forever |
02-01-2008, 03:49 PM | #36 |
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I wonder if they will ever push another wrestler to be on equal ground with Cena. I mean, that's the problem with him, isn't it? There's no conflict with Cena because you know he's going to win, and he has no fire in his charisma, although he does have a lot of charisma.
Austin had Rock and Triple H. Rock had Triple H and Kurt Angle. Lesnar had Kurt Angle and Big Show (to an extent). Even Eddie Guerrero had JBL to challenge him during his short reign as champ. But Cena? Cena just kicks the living shit out of everyone, leaves his feud as the clear, decisive BETTER MAN, and never returns to feud with them again. He's gone over everyone from Triple H to Edge to HBK to Jericho to Christian, all of the hoss-monsters. And all of the "up and comers" like Kennedy and Umaga have already done the job to him, so it's not like they can "rise up" to his level when they can't even rise up above the levels of HHH and Michaels, who Cena already beat. Who's left for him to wrestle and be the least bit entertaining? Randy Orton? Yeah the fuck right. Orton's been beat by Undertaker and Triple H too many times to look like a credible match to wrestle Cena. It's like we'd have to have Stone Cold and The Rock return just to have an interesting Cena feud, and even then, he'd still probably fucking go over. |
02-01-2008, 03:59 PM | #37 |
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I'm looking to Undertaker and Batista, Undertaker certainly wouldn't job to cena, in fact he has a 1-0 over him (something like that, i'm not a statistics person).
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02-01-2008, 04:32 PM | #38 |
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I don't think Cena is completely healed, but he's obviously got full range of motion and a good deal of strength back.
I really don't think he'll wrestle until No Way Out. Since they have two chamber matches, Orton/Cena won't be the main event spot, so they can go 15 minutes and get away with it, not really risking further injury. By Mania he'll be in better shape and be able to pull off a main event with Trips, which was supposed to happen last year. I think Cena's just busting his ass trying to get back for Mania to pull off the Main Event with Hunter while keeping himself from getting too beat up in the process. |
02-01-2008, 06:06 PM | #39 | |
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