Official RAW thread 2/4/2008: Will He (Hornswoggle) Kiss His Dad’s Ass?
 

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Preview:Will He Kiss His Dad's Ass?


February 4, 2008




It’s often said that everything is bigger in Texas. Tonight on Raw, John Cena's return from injury could be put to two big tests when the Superstars sweep into the state’s capital of Austin.

First, Cena will kick off Raw with an official contract signing for his WWE Championship match at No Way Out with Randy Orton. Last week, "The Champ" sent Orton a painful message with an FU that told the WWE Champion that he was coming to take his title back at No Way Out. The Legend Killer, who put Cena on the shelf to begin with, knows his nemesis is a threat to his reign. Is he plotting some kind of revenge? Is he laying a trap for Cena?

Speaking of tests, poor Hornswoggle will undergo his greatest test in "tough love" tonight. One week after his father, Mr. McMahon, told him he was ashamed of him for his performance in the Royal Rumble, Hornswoggle will be forced to join the first-ever "Kiss My Ass Club" in HD.

In other Raw news, last week, Jeff Hardy made it perfectly clear he has no intention of turning tail and running after having come so close to WWE gold. Just how he will make his presence felt is yet to be seen, especially since he will be one of six competitors in the Elimination Chamber at No Way Out. And how will the rest of the Superstars involved in the Chamber – Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, JBL and Umaga – seek to get an advantage with an opportunity to face the WWE Champion at WrestleMania at stake?

And with another frustratingly close loss to Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix, Mickie James appears to be at her boiling point. What will it take for the Diva to finally score a victory over The Glamazon? And is she prepared to do whatever it takes?
To find out the answers to these questions, tune in to Raw live 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

Oh great, a pointless contract signing and a kiss vince's ass club segment..glad i brought beer tonight. Logic would suggest that as cenas won the rumble, he shouldnt need to sign a contract, but there you go.

They have a contract signing for the Rumble almost every year...?

They did a contract signing after Beniot and Batista won the Rumble too. Nobody complained then.

Fair enough, i still see no reason for it. they're always the same anyway.

Well, to be fair, in both the cases I mentioned, they were pivotal moments in angles leading up to Mania. In this case, it'll probably just be a standard signing, promo, brawl. Or something similar to that.

Its just to keep cena from competing in a match too soon after his injury. Oh and lazy booking.

Man, there really is no justice. Jeff Hardy should be champ right now or at least continuing his hot feud with Orton.

Now Cena's back and jumps right into the picture and HHH is politicking his way into another Cena-HHH main event.

Sad innit? Im stupidly hoping jeff hardy will pull off a shock win at no way out. But im going for an hhh win in tipsters. Btw i just got it confirmed on sky that no way outs free. :)

lol what another kiss my ass segment.

hey... does The Score in Canada still do that retarded 15 minute recap? It makes me unable to post in this thread while watching because everything is 15 minutes behind.

Finally we'll have a reason for the brown on Hornswaggles face.

LOL @ The Kiss My Ass graphic

If he has to kiss his "dad's" ass, does that mean he'll end up kissing Finlay's? :shifty:

So drunk right now, even tho this will be shit, im up for it.

Evening all.

What the fuck is with the audio?

Is that the live audio from the tapings??

LOL wtfs going on, over here the raw videos playing and thres a match going on??

:lol:

Welcome to WCW Monday Night Raw.

what the fucking fuck sky ruining my night

omg massive fuck up!!

Arm Wrestling Contest? Weak

:D they fixed it

I'm thinking there's some kind of 8 or 10 man tag match going on... oh, we're back to normal..

just in time for randys music, phew

:lol: Now there's NO audio!

Look it spins again...

audio fcuks up again

lol

so cenas winning...

Who bets WWE took the time to "enhance" the audio?

Seriously I hate the "you suck" chant, its weak as all hell. "asshole" is so much better, and so is "you suck dick"

I think WWE needs to stick to live broadcasts.

This is taped tonight, right?

:eek::eek:

audio back on

Yes.

You can tell if you hear the normal dubbed-in pop

I think WWE needs to stick to live broadcasts.

This is taped, right?

I thought it was live? says live anyway

Spoiler: Cena wins at NWO, HHH wins the Chamber and Orton uses his rematch clause at WM.

Triple threat: HHH vs Cena vs Orton at WM