Full Metal Jacket (first 45 mins) is the most perfect movie (segment) of all time
 

I am watching it for like the 2937th time right now on HBO West and wow, this movie is ****ing amazing. It is hilarious and intriguing and just holy shit.

I love this movie so ****ing much. It is beautiful how good it is. A THING OF BEAUTY I SAY.

I could seriously watch this movie all day, back to back to back and still mark out for every scene each time.

You are right.

Yeah it's a good film.

One of my all time favorites :y:

"How tall are you?, 5'10", geez I didn't know they stacked sh</>it that high!"

I have missed every opportunity to see that movie ever. It pisses me off so much.

Rent it you cockface.

It's always out.

I bet that tape is all shitty and worn out from constantly being rented.

Shut up. Don't give me that excuse. There's no way that movie could "always be out" considering it's from like 1987. Go rent it now. :rant:

"Leave her for the rats."

and when the prostitute doesn't want to shag the black guy cos she says his dick will be too big.

Fu</>ck you, if I say it's out, it's out. There are some movies that get rented all the time.

I could probably find it online, tho. Ruins th experience, but meh.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT. I work at a video store asshole. Nobody rents Full Metal Jacket "all the time".

I'll bet you have some experience with that :naughty:

:naughty:

I haven't been able to get it, asshole. Either someone is renting it all the time, or the clerks are purposely hiding it from me. :foc:

really

Yeah, that is an awesome movie. I hearted the black guy.

The whole filim is class but the first bit is the best.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JESUSSSSSSS"

It remains one of my all time favourites.

I was watching it on TV a few months ago, and I only watched the first half too, just for the stuff the Sarge says.

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

Good shit, baby!

Does it really count as stanley kubrick"-esque"?

Full Metal Jacket doesn't get rented all the time. If it's always checked out at your video store, it means someone rented it and never returned it.

THAT BASTARD! :mad:

I should bitch at them to replace it.

I really don't want to go and pay $5 at Blockbusrter, when it's $1 at Family Video.

Gunny Sarge is the man. FMJ is the best Vietnam War movie by far; tied with Platoon of course.

And the part where Gunny made Private Pyle eat that jelly donut.

Beautiful.

The beginning of the movie is great. Everything is good untill they get out of the camp. Then it starts to suck. I think they should of just ended at the part where the guy shoots him self. That would of been a great movie right there. Short but Great.

That movie rocks!
"God has a hard-on for the marines!"