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Official ECW Thread (4/8/08): EXTREME CONTRACT SIGNING

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Preview:Contracting hell
April 8, 2008

Chavo Guerrero lost the ECW Championship in only eight seconds to Kane at WrestleMania XXIV, and sought revenge on Tuesday’s ECW, but came up short once again. ECW Champ Kane and Mr. Money in the Bank, CM Punk, defeated the self-proclaimed “Mexican Warrior,” who teamed up with Shelton Benjamin.

Still, Guerrero is determined to win back ECW gold when he meets the Big Red Machine at Backlash. What tricks will the former ECW Champion have up his sleeve this week on ECW on Sci Fi during the official contract signing for the Backlash confrontation? What level of hell might Kane raise in the same ring as the Mexican Warrior less than three weeks before the pay-per-view showdown?

Also on ECW, Stevie Richards faced his in and out of the ring rival, Mike Knox, for the first time in one-on-one action. Richards fell short to Knox, whose sights have been set on decimating the ECW Original for the last few weeks. What does Knox want from Richards, and how will the ECW Original show Knox he won’t waver again?

Finally, Colin Delaney is still hoping for a contract from ECW General Manager Armando Estrada. But thanks to an April Fools’ Day trick, Delaney was given a gigantic obstacle to face this week on ECW: Big Show. Young Delaney didn’t have a chance against The World’s Largest Athlete, and once again fell short of earning a contract from Estrada. When – or will – Delaney finally get a WWE contract? Wait, more importantly, will he ever get that coveted entrance music?!

Find out the answers to these questions and more on next week's ECW on Sci Fi, Tuesday at 10/9 CT.

E-C-CONTRACT SIGNNING

Eight seconds? Chavo Guerrero Backlund.

Has Kane ever signed a contract?

Quote:

What does Knox want from Richards

*insert steroid joke here*

Stevie v. Knox in a House of Roids match, where the only way to win is to successfully market your opponents home and sell it for the best possible price, given the current market. The house will be filled with steriods. Stevie goes over with a schoolboy to the Realtor.

DONT QUESTION MY

DONT QUESTION MY BAD BOOKING

Don't question our booking

Be prepared to be bored

THE MIZ AND MORRISON

I WANT MORRISON'S JACKET

UH OH, Morrison evolved into the 80s

I want Morrisons' abs

CM PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

THOSE DAMN DUBBED POPS STRIKE AGAIN!

GOD DAMN THAT DUBBED POP

Good way to start off the show, hopefully Punk wins.

high pitched punk chant

Punk and Cabana should feud with Miz and Morrison over the tag titles.

Morrison is getting better on the mic

ECW needs some EXTREME Cabana

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 2112589)

ECW needs some EXTREME Cabana

Colt can feud with Carlito and have dueling Cabana's.

Spitting out Chicklets?

That dubbed crowd is popping for the falsies

Morrison should back out in a mask and call himself "The Shaman"

LETS GO CELEBRATE WITH A DIET COKE AND A TWIZZLER

This is like the longest Miz match ever

ahahha the criss cross

I could imagine the conversation Miz and Punk had during the break.

Miz: You know that new, hot Asian chick?

Punk: Yeah.

Miz: I so want her. What's her name? Linda Yabba?

Punk: No. Lena Yada

Miz: Oh....well I still want her.

Punk: Yeah? Well I already bagged her.

Miz: What?

Punk: Yeah we did it sXe style.

Miz: And what does that consist of?

Punk: Dry humping for 15 minutes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 2112606)

This is like the longest Miz match ever

And probably the best.

ECW is already 1000000 x's better than RAW this week.

GO TO SREEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Seriously, ECW is already better than RAW