The First annual Alienoid's Choice Award Final! - sticky please
 

A man who killed a man, or one who nearly killed many. I don't see a poll yet, so I'm assuming we just vote in here: Mark Fucking Henry.

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Mark Henry.

Wait, isn't there a final four round?

In honor of Michael Hayes :shifty:.

Mark Henry.

Why hasn't Noid voiced his opinion yet? I mean this Award is held in his honor and name.

Well, since BDC had exposed Noid's terrible gimmick of liking terrible wrestlers he doesn't have anything to say.

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll come up with something. Probably start saying that WWE has the strongest Women's division in wrestling history.

Khali shoudn't of even made it this far.

it's (fat) neck and (bizzare-looking) neck at the moment.

Khali for me. He was my pick from the start.

The big black boy.

Khali.

Neck and neck

All about necks in here

Man. This is tough. Khali won a world title, and could have some power as a face down the line as I think people would actually get behind him.

But Mark Henry was an Olympian. And I can't hate on America.

Damn!

I'm going with Big Daddy V.

LOL.

As I type this. It is a draw.

Did I miss the Final Four round? I thought Zeus qualified for that.

Mark Henry was at least almost funny as Sexual Chocolate, but the fact that he's been sucking for SUCH a long time makes him almost unbearable. Khali is pretty damn bad, but he hasn't bee around for TOO long.

I want to vote here, but I'm gonna have to think a little harder.

BDC has given me the honor of deciding the fate of this concept named after me. Seeing as He gave me the choice of letting it remain a draw, holding a revote, or voting myself and deciding the winner.

I disagree with this tournament being named after me, because it was meant to be wrestlers I would like that are apparently crap because I like them. The finals should be Val Venis vs. Doug Basham, or something. I don't like either Mark Henry or The Great Khali, and even though they seem to be nice guys in real life, as performers, they both leave a lot to be desired.

As I disagree with the name, I felt it would have been wrong for me to accept the fate of this tournament, and was going to declare a re-vote. There are two problems with this, however. The first being that everyone has already had a chance to vote. Re-voting denies the hand destiny dealt us. The second is that if we do get a clear-cut winner, it will not make it clear just how horrible the other man is.

Therefore, it is my pleasure to announce the joint winners of this tournament: Mark Henry and The Great Khali! This way, everybody's a loser.

Thank you for giving me the power to bestow this sack of crap on both men, BDC. I was going to dig up images of both men, and design something prettier, but I don't know if they deserve it. That's a Xero job, anyway.

Explanation of the obvious:

BDC named the award based on a jab at you, saying that you like shitty wrestlers, Noid. The title is accurate, because it's not particularly intended to be literal, but to take a shot at your taste in wrestlers. If you can call anything that resembles Ned Flanders preferences "taste."

mark henry at least knows more than 1 move and doesn't have gross shit on his chest. eww

It's a draw!

LOL