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The WWE Logic Game
Here's how it works. Inquire about any WWE related situation past or present (or future, should you feel so inclined) and the following poster will use "WWE logic" to explain it. The same poster can then post an inquiry to be answered by the next poster.
EXAMPLE: *** Q: Why isn't Chris Jericho the WWE champion? A: He needs more steroids. ....Why was John Cena champ for so long? *** Crappy example, I know, and this may fall flat on its face, but let's give it a whirl anyway! I'll start. Q: Why does Mark Henry still have a job? |
Cause they need black guys on the roster.
Do I ask a question? |
Yeah
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------------------------------------- Q: Why is Snitsky being allowed to grow some of his facial hair back? |
Because he'd sue otherwise for racial discrimination.
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Did you mean facial (hair) discrimination?
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Snitsky is growing facial hair so he doesn't look like a skinny kane.
Q: Why even employ cruiserwieghts? |
So children can have Superstars their height to relate to.
What's up with Mike Adamle? |
He's so high right now
What the fuck about preplanning angle's don't they understand? |
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN <s>THE</s> WORLD WRESTLING <s>FEDERATION</s> ENTERTAINMENT! :shifty:
Why implement a Wellness Policy when all of your biggest stars are clearly steroid abusers? |
Because CM Punk is outpopping everybody and the real star of the show.
When will CM Punk cash in his MONEY IN THE BANK contract? |
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When will HHH hold both WWE and WHC belts? |
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Why even bring back Rey? He is just going to break in 3 month anyhow. |
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Whenever he wants. When will ECW return to the old way of being ECW? |
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Q. Why does Randy Orton use the phrase "you see" in every other sentence? |
To counteract John Cena, whom you can't see.
Will Shelton Benjamin ever get a proper push? |
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When is there going to be a fucking Draft? |
Sorry, Stone Cold only drinks from cans. :shifty:
What were you thinking with Katie Marie? |
Thinking?
Where on earth did you get that music for Flair's retirement? |
Dragonforce
Why hasnt Val Venis won a world title? |
Because he refuses to take vince and HHH up the a$$
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Why is Londrick continously jobbed out? |
Because talent does not equal ratings
why has Kane only ever had one world title run? |
Because they like to piss off all the fans with Kane mask tattoos, and other people.
Why haven't we seen a story line with Kennedy, a group of midgets, and a murder? |
Just like his name, he will echo, and come around again.
Why hasnt Jericho saved_us? |
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Why was there a clown in the crowd for SD/ECW this week? |
No, He was Announcing the Show.
Is Buff Really the Stuff? And is it possible to ever get enough? |
No, yes
When HHH says it's time to play the game, does that mean he is playing the game, or is his opponent playing triple H (and if so does that mean that Triple H is literally a game not the game) |
As long as he gets played with at some point, Hunter doesn't give a fuck.
Any team, any era, in their prime. Which tag team would you use to resurrect the division? |
:nono: :naughty: :shifty:
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Chris Benoit & Eddie Guerrero (Get it...Resurrect)
How can Kenny Dykstra get a good push? |
Bring back the rest of the Squad and squash them to Batista and Undertaker
Why hasn't K-Fed been brought back for a follow-up storyline with Cena? |
Because his name always gets mentioned alongside Britney Spears. AND THE WWE IS AGAINST DRUGS.
Why have you, just now, started to push William Regal? |
Because he just now got to a point, where his hairstyle warrants a push of some sort
So why doesn't queering make the world go round? |
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Who won the 2004 Royal Rumble? |
Voldemort
Who won the Heavyweight title at Wrestlemania 20? |
Triple H doopleanger who forced the original Triple H to tap out
Will the WWE be enforcing a new brawl for all with Topless Divas? |
Yes, in the first all natural talent match, sadly no one has talent, and no one is natural, so its 10 mins of an empty ring.
Who is going to be the first to job to Aurora? |
Stephanie's Uterus
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