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Afterlife 06-08-2008 10:22 AM

Piper's New Man
 
So, Piper's gonna have a new "protege" sometime soon. Does anyone else forsee Sean O'Haire making his monumental return? Or did Cousin Sal sign a long term contract?

KingofOldSchool 06-08-2008 10:35 AM

No.

Afterlife 06-08-2008 10:41 AM

:lol:

jimmy012345 06-08-2008 11:01 AM

rofl

thedamndest 06-08-2008 11:23 AM

His official name will be "Jimmy Kimmel's Cousin Sal." But no.

Kane Knight 06-08-2008 11:48 AM

His protege needs to wear a dress.

Shadow 06-08-2008 11:53 AM

I miss Sean O'Haire...too bad he wants Brian Kendrick's ass too much.

Theo Dious 06-08-2008 01:24 PM

I'm guessing it will be somebody who's been sniffing around the WWE fringe for a while now and will thusly be repackaged as "young Piper."

Skippord 06-08-2008 02:16 PM

Snitsky

Kane Knight 06-08-2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skippord (Post 2179213)
Snitsky

In a dress.

Skippord 06-08-2008 02:51 PM

Hottest mental picture ever

St. Jimmy 06-08-2008 02:57 PM

Cawdy.

James Steele 06-08-2008 03:01 PM

Elijah Burke

What Would Kevin Do? 06-08-2008 04:10 PM

Ace Steele?

What Would Kevin Do? 06-08-2008 04:11 PM

Wait, Steel was released... Meh.

Xero 06-08-2008 04:37 PM

The Undertaker

Kane Knight 06-08-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 (Post 2179282)
The Undertaker

Knowing WWE....

Destor 06-08-2008 04:49 PM

Carlito is the way to go.

Xero 06-08-2008 05:03 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if they repackaged one of the Highlanders, and that's the obvious one from a gimmick standpoint.

NeanderCarl 06-08-2008 05:05 PM

So Piper's actually sticking around now? That's a good thing (unless he wrestles).

If they really want to utilise his verbal skills on a full time basis, may I suggest he replace Jerry Lawler as Raw's colour analyst.

Mooияakeя™ 06-08-2008 05:38 PM

Drew Galloway / Drew McIntyre.

It's so obvious

The Optimist 06-08-2008 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mooияakeя™ (Post 2179323)
It's so obvious

And we know how much WWE enjoys having things make sense.

Lock Jaw 06-08-2008 07:19 PM

IT'S ROBBIE!

Afterlife 06-08-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow (Post 2179150)
I miss Sean O'Haire...too bad he wants Brian Kendrick's ass too much.

Yeah -- but who doesn't?

Kane Knight 06-08-2008 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooияakeя™ (Post 2179323)
Drew Galloway / Drew McIntyre.

It's so obvious

Which is why it'll probably be Shane McMahon.

HeartBreakMan2k 06-08-2008 10:26 PM

I actually think that Colt Cabana and Piper would be a funny ass combination but after seeing what Piper did to a very, VERY promising Sean O'haire gimmick I wouldn't wish that upon anyone I actually like, much less Colt.

Zen v.W.o. 06-08-2008 11:06 PM

Isnt Piper's fault the guy couldnt talk or do anything good once he was live and not cutting pre-taped promos.

Afterlife 06-09-2008 12:21 AM

No, it's the writers' fault that the guy wasn't given much chance, then watered down, and eventually pushed aside completely.

Dorkchop 06-09-2008 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Class Act Carl (Post 2179299)
So Piper's actually sticking around now? That's a good thing (unless he wrestles).

If they really want to utilise his verbal skills on a full time basis, may I suggest he replace Jerry Lawler as Raw's colour analyst.

Piper Rambles way too much when he talks. It would be nice if he stuck around for a while. I'd like for him to be the main WWE go to guy. He could do backstage interviews, commentate (every now and then if he can stick to the point), announce (sure he doesn't have a good announcer voice, but he'd be a good fill in for a night or two).

I'd rather not have him wrestle. He looks to be in a lot better shape now than he's been in at least 5 years.

NeanderCarl 06-09-2008 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorkchop (Post 2179745)
He could do backstage interviews, commentate (every now and then if he can stick to the point), announce (sure he doesn't have a good announcer voice, but he'd be a good fill in for a night or two).

Piper was the original heel colour commentator (before Ventura) and also made an entertaining (if a little overbearing) face announcer in the early 90s too. The man can talk. And he'd be better than current Lawler... maybe even bring out the competitive side in Lawler to force him to up his game... perhaps return 'The King' to his heel leanings.

Mooияakeя™ 06-09-2008 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2179560)
Which is why it'll probably be Shane McMahon.

lol. Gotta spread reps 1st


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