Is he dead... OR ALIVE!? (RAW Spoilers)
 

So, who's Kane looking for?

Taker?

Paul Bearer?

Katie Vick's father?

Fake Kane?

May 19th?

Jacob Goodnight?

Isaac Yankem DDS

Fake Diesel?

Christmas Creature?

Vince McMahon?

He's looking for the Dentist I. Yankem. As he saw that Snitsky could use some work.

Damn you Inno

Charles Robinson. Recently in a match, Kane communicated with referee Charles Robinson by his first name, implying that they are on a first name basis. Kane is probably just concerned because of the incident depicted in your sig, Xero.

I hope Kane just go for this all out feud with Taker. I dont think their matches are all that good, but it could produce a good storyline. Only thing is if he was talking about Taker why would he ask is he dead or alive? Taker is the 'deadman'.

Sounds most likely to be Paul Bearer, since he is supposed to be his Dad who Undertaker "buried" alive.

Anyways to be honest who gives a shit?! Kane goes through a heel/face turn at least once a year. They may make it look like their really gonna start using Kane properly and make him the monster he should be, but by Summerslam he'll be back to himself.

The ring tech he threw over the railing?

No way does this lead to anything worthwhile. Kane's been a glorified jobber for years.

Kane may be a glory Jobber, but he is one of the few guys that can job for years, then get a solid push and be taken seriously.

If they bring back evil Murderer Kane, it will work.

Kane may be a glory Jobber, but he is one of the few guys that can job for years, then get a solid push and be taken seriously.

If they bring back evil Murderer Kane, it will work.

They need to bring back the monster Kane from 97/98, that would rule.

It's a shame they didn't do this about 2 months ago - right around MAY 19TH!!!
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I still cant believe that fucking storyline. It was nothing....but he was like haunted by the movie release date.

I'm 90% sure he said vince when he was playing with michael cole

If you guys remember Paul Bearer made an appearance on The Dirt Sheet a few many many many weeks ago.

Eddie Guerrero

That was my first thought too, but its pretty clear that Vince McMahon is not dead. We saw him talking and moving about a little bit when he was carted off the night of the accident. And if Vince was "dead," Steph and Shane would have made an announcement or something, like last time. Currently they are "not releasing the extent of his injuries," which does not, to me, point to death or anything related to that. Probably he's gone insane or something.

Anyways, I don't care what this storyline is, I'm just glad that Kane turned heel and looks to be getting some form of a push. And with Randy out of the picture, that makes him the new top heel on RAW beside Jericho and JBL. I wouldn't mind seeing a Kane run with the World Title; God knows he deserves it after all of the shit he's gone through his career, neving bitching, always doing what is asked of him despite how stupid or "career damaging" it may be.

Also, maybe after seeing FourFifty's tattoo they will decide that the mask was "cool" and will put him back underneath it.

He is concerned for our beloved fallen chairman.

What's his motive?

There is none.

His new heel gimmick will be him Rick Rolling the face wrestlers before their match

Usually, I'd be a little pumped up about this... but lets go over this.

FIRST MONSTER RUN

Kane debuts, and is an unstoppable monster.

Kane is beaten by Taker, then Austin, then becomes a slave to the Corporation.

Kane is free from the Corporation after Chyna turns on him.

Kane teams with XPac.

Kane gets a girlfriend.

XPac takes Kane's girlfriend.

But wait....

Kane comes back with Paul Bearer, and beats everybody up.

He has a match with XPac on PPV, and loses.

Kane begins losing again... a lot.

Kane gets new attire.

Kane starts being funny, by imitating Hulk Hogan and The Rock.

Kane starts a feud with the nWo.

The nWo put Kane out of action.

But wait...

Kane comes back and takes out the UnAmericans!!!...

Then does a Spinaroonie.

Kane starts losing again.

Steve Austin has had enough... and challenges Kane to be a monster.

Kane snaps in a match against La Resistance!

Kane gets a title shot! But if he loses he has to take off his mask.

He loses.

But wait...

Kane is unstoppable again.

Kane dominates everybody he touches.

The Undertaker comes back and beats Kane.

Then Edge comes back and beats Kane.

Now everybody is beating Kane.

Kane starts making movies.

Kane doesn't like the words "May 19th"

HERE WE GO!

Every time somebody says "May 19th" they get slaughtered by Kane.

Kane is then attacked by... Kane?

Kane fights Kane at the next PPV, and loses... against himself.

Kane beats the hell out of the impostor Kane the next night on Raw.

Kane looks at his old mask and laughs manically.

What's going to happen now!?

Kane shows up on ECW and loses against Big Show for the ECW title.

Kane loses a lot more.

He's used to get Umaga, Khali, and Henry over.

Then Kane is put in a battle royal for ECW title contendership.

He wins, then beats Chavo at wrestlemania for the title!

KANE IS A MONSTER!! YES!!

No, Kane starts losing to guys like Morrison and Miz.

Kane loses the ECW title at Night of Champions.

Kane loses his return match on Raw, and then snaps....

Here we go again!

lol

Ron Paul's chances in the election?

I think it has to be 1 of 3 prime canidates Vince and Taker most likely or maybe Paul Bearer

Taker's going to Raw. End of story.

I very highly doubt that.

After watching it again, I'm sure it is along the lines of Anybody Thrilla/Noid thought's: Kane is talking about himself as a monster. He snapped after he lost, and after a few moments to think about how pathetic he was becoming.

Doesn't make much sense for him to randomly start thinking about Taker (or any person other than Kane for that matter) after he loses a match.=/

If he was talking about himself, that would add a new dimension to his insanity.

I'd like to see it be Paul Bearer. He needs another run in WWE.

Disco?

Heath Ledger?

Kane doesn't understand the concept of nonlive tv now that he is on raw. So when he sees these commercials with Heth Ledger in them he is thinking, HOW CAN HE BE ON THIS UPCOMING MOVIE IF HE IS DEAD?

This may sound odd because he was on ECW recentley, but we all know wwe doesn't give a fuck about continuity especially with kane.

If you're interested, you should look into his "biography" that came out right around May 19th that year. It rewrote alot of the storyline between him and the Undertaker and I think it includes the whole May 19th phenomena a little bit better.

LOL What I've said all along. This poor guys career is so cyclical its not even funny.

Maybe was referring to himself. He then convinces himself he is a dead man and insanity ensues as we wait for Taker, the real dead man, to return and fued with Kane. Kane loses.