Movie News...
 

Quarantine Trailer:

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The '1st Person' thing birthed by the Blaire Witch Project may get old, but as a fan of bio-terror scenarios (Resident Evil, 28 ____s Later) I'm interested in this one. It is infact a remake of a spanish horror film "REC" that dropped last year (and was well recieved, but what do latinos know).

Ninja Assassin Interview:

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Naomi Harris is so damn hot/cute, I had to mash up the terms (quick trivia; she was a 'Tomorrow Person', oldies will get it). And anything with Ninjas is automatic win. Stars a dude named Rain, who was seen in Speed Racer.

Don't. Just...Don't.

I have heard good things about Rec....but not about this.

I'm doing it.

You haven't seen it...how can you say good things about it.

Shut up

Sit Down

Watch Rec

Fuck Hollywood

In that order.

Why did KK neg me :(

Because he is a fat bitter cunt?

Or he doesn't like you.

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Underworld 3

Lookin nice. The series always seemed like some videogame's long cutscene, I half expected a HUD to come up after major scenes awaiting my control. Anyway, I do like the series and this one looks interesting.

The absurdity of this thread is killing me.

What. There is no need for this thread.

No one gives a shit about Ninja Assassin or Underworld 3.

Then I'll let it die. However, there will now be entire threads for whatever non-DC/Marvel movie comes around that I wanna post about - and I don't wanna hear about me spamming the board with stuff nobody cares about (as in the past). I only post what perks my interest, but I also rather not have "Ninja Assassin Thread", "Underworld 3 Thread"... I was just adjusting my posts so I don't over do the boards. This way I have three ongoing threads at the most, which I figure was a nice and tidy system.

Still, I have had issues with what to put in this thread. Without a set genre of film it doesn't seem any more useful than any other specific movie thread, so I have been thinking of letting this die and keeping up the Marvel/DC thing. And in case anyone wondered, there is no "Videogame Movie News..." because those aren't pouring out the way comic movies are coming along.

Anyway thanks, criticism is welcome and this thread shut down accordingly. And I think Ninja Assassin will be cool, BTW.

bump

Anybody got any news on dat Ninja Assasin's joint? Shit gunna be tighhhht

Yo Kalyx, I like the thread. I say keep it going.

Well it drops Jan. 16. The revised script cited Ninja Scroll as one of its influences, as well as Samurai Shamploo (a cool anime I never finished). That right there raises my eyebrow in a positive fashion. We'll see how it translates on film.

Crane Kicks Remade!:

There's a new Karate Kid remake in the works. Jaden Smith (Will Smith's son, daddy will produce the new film) is already attached as the titular 'Kid. But Mr. Myogi just might be portrayed by Jackie Chan.

I actually welcome this remake. There was always something about Karate Kid that I felt could be done better.

Ninja Assassin comes out January 16th? No it doesn't.

Karate Kid 2 could be done be better. Not the Karate Kid.

Let's pay $10 to see Karate Kid again. Now featuring a black kid.

I'd pay $10 to watch Jackie Chan speak of waxing on and off.

DO NOT REMAKE THE KARATE KID

Karate Kid HD Remix

"Fighting" Trailer:

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A Lionheart remix with a touch of Rocky thrown in. Even with the cliche 'ghetto' undertones (that they never get right), I'm oddly interested. Pretty long trailer.

Sometimes I wonder whats wrong with commercial movies, and then I look around and listen to the theater crowd and I understand.

Save The Last Dance got a sequel. There you go.

HOW DID I MISS THAT?

It was showing on 5 screens everywhere in the country. I don't know how you missed it

Superbowl Spots:

Up:
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The Fast And The Furious 4:
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Land of the Lost:
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How about good movies?

disclaimer: Excluding UP.

Inglorious Basterds, Funny People, Lovely Bones. Who gives a fuck about Vin Diesel and shit

In other news, Judd Apatow is producing a horror movie. Bill Hader is writing it, and it's said to be similar in approach to the 80s cult classic Monster Squad.
The only difference is it's going to be with adults, and R rated.

I liked the first Underworld movie well enough. They made a pile of poop out of the 2nd. Wonder if the 3rd will be any good. Maybe? Anyone see it?

The first Underworld was alright. It did not need sequels of any kind

And by alright, I mean "it did not suck as much as other movies with similar concepts"

Fast and the Furious 4? WHY?

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What the fuck is an interquel?

That's a rhetorical question.