TPWW Forums

TPWW Forums (https://www.tpwwforums.com/index.php)
-   wrestling forum (https://www.tpwwforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=10)
-   -   Man, sucks to be Elijah Burke (https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=81702)

Tazz Dan 07-30-2008 01:22 AM

Man, sucks to be Elijah Burke
 
From the front page:

ECW star Elijah Burke is currently in the hospital after being struck by a car that was apparently going 80 mph in a 40 mph zone. Elijah went out for a run late at night and tripped on an unleveled sidewalk landing in the street. He was then sideswiped by a speeding car.

TheElijahExpress.com first posted the news. The site is currently down.

Elijah claimed he could only use his left hand at the time, he did manage to post a blog about the accident via his cell phone.


Sucks for Elijah. And before the jokes start, NO it wasn't Rikishi, and NO he didn't do it for the people....

Juan 07-30-2008 01:23 AM

Damn, that DOES suck

Shadow 07-30-2008 01:25 AM

Holy fuck!

Someone really wanted him dead!

Funky Fly 07-30-2008 02:36 AM

Fuck

What Would Kevin Do? 07-30-2008 02:39 AM

How the fuck do you get sideswiped by a car going 80, and then blog about it on your cellphone? Assuming Burke gets better, that dude needs a fucking Hancock gimmick.,

4 knuckles up 07-30-2008 03:02 AM

Ah, fuck!

Poor guy. First he aint' even being used by the WWE, and now he's been hit by a car. Hope the guy is okay.

Impact! 07-30-2008 03:30 AM

THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF VINCE WASN'T INJURED

Londoner 07-30-2008 04:08 AM

It really is chaos atm!

But seriously, damn, that really sucks.

Hanso Amore 07-30-2008 06:35 AM

I really like Burke too, I hope this isnt a major set back or career ending, it sounds very serious.

Mr. Nerfect 07-30-2008 07:19 AM

That sounds pretty bad. Hopefully Burke makes a full recovery in time. At least the WWE probably won't release him, which means money to get him through it.

This could be the religious experience that gives us The Black Pope.

Theo Dious 07-30-2008 07:36 AM

Is running after dark a wellness policy violation?

BigDaddyCool 07-30-2008 09:25 AM

I hope he was wearing reflective clothing or starts to if he plans on continuing to run after dark. I mean all black jokes aside, the guy is dark and it make it that much harder to see him in the dark. Especially if he is going to be laying in the middle of the street.

KingofOldSchool 07-30-2008 09:55 AM

Guys it was a joke. Some guy hacked his website.

Londoner 07-30-2008 10:16 AM

Some fucking joke, thought it was a bit 'bizarre'.

darkfyre 07-30-2008 10:29 AM

damn and he just became a title holder this is really gonna fuck with him holding the belt because they might take it from him cus you have to defend the belt every so often. dont know if they will or not

Londoner 07-30-2008 10:38 AM

^ Koos just said it isn't real.

RGWhat316 07-30-2008 01:25 PM

Someone picked Elijah Burke of all people to hack? They should pick someone who at least is on tv more often. That would have really sucked if it was true, but thankfully it isn't.

SammyG 07-30-2008 03:14 PM

Godddd Damn.

darkfyre 07-30-2008 05:14 PM

well i hope that it is not real we will see on smackdown on friday i think so i guess that is that.

Volare 07-30-2008 05:34 PM

For the Umpteenth time....ITS NOT REAL.






BUT IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

Mr. Nerfect 07-30-2008 06:30 PM

LOL at darkfyre pretending to confuse Shelton Benjamin with Elijah Burke.

darkfyre 07-31-2008 12:30 PM

yeah thats just what i was doing lol

KingofOldSchool 07-31-2008 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkfyre (Post 2234090)
damn and he just became a title holder this is really gonna fuck with him holding the belt because they might take it from him cus you have to defend the belt every so often. dont know if they will or not

...what the fuck?

What fucking title does he hold? The most unused wrestler on the roster title?


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:28 PM.

Powered by vBulletin®