The Blooperint
 

So, while I was in Dayton, I managed to catch an AM edition of TNA because everyone else was asleep. Anyway, I saw "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan, and noticed he's still using that horribly awkward finisher. He did it to 2 different guys, and it looked just as shitty and useless as it did during his ruh-ruh-run in Dubba-dubba-WWE.

I guess I'm just making hurtful commentary on a stupid move. Discuss.

I don't mind the finisher, I can't stand the name though (Hellivator or however the hell it's spelled). I was always a fan, so I'm just glad Morgan is actually being used now compared to his WWE run.

If he doesn't stick with the current move, I could see him doing a chokeslam, or taking Tomko's finisher now that he's done with TNA. Or he could always try doing the F-5 again, seeing as that worked out so well for him.

What would you suggest in its place, Afterlife?

The move is terrible, yeah. It has no impact at all. Hate it.

Anyone who's finisher is named the Hellivator needs to hit the drawing board again

Moonlight Drive is the best thing i'ev heard and seen on TV, Hellivator is horrible, what does it have to do with him at all?

It'd be a far and i mean far stretch to say it could be linked to him being the "blueprint" which he shouldn't be

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Assuming it's that, I like the concept of the move but I think it would look more effective if instead of going into the Rock Bottom it goes into a spear.

Absolutly no impact.

Like a Canadian Destoryer?

It would have more impact if he held a leg, like a fishermans plex, then did it. Meaning that the other guy wouldn’t look like he almost landing on his feet when he takes it.

The one he did on Tomko was awful. It looked better when he did it to that other guy, but not much.

I disagree, there was actual impact on the Tomko one.

Yes, but it still looked like shit.

This is TNA we're speaking of, remember? They don't need a drawing board, they need someone to take their crayons away.

Morgan "The Organ" would be a way cooler name.

Who cares? There are tons of moves like that in wrestling. Even the stunner requires more work from the recipient, to make it look good. Austin just falls on his ass.

I can believe a stunner. It's simple, it's quick, it looks like it hurts.

The "Hellivator" is the Jackalope of wrestling moves.

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