"Nooo! Don't do it! WAAA!" *Raw spoilers*
 

Highlight of Raw was Mike Knox making Evan Bourne cry.

They should change ECW to "Mike Knox's Fightin' Round the World".

It would at least do over a 2.0 in the ratings.

I didn't even realize it was Bourne until they said so. I was just thinking, "Who's this random kid talking to Kofi? Did they bring in a random injured kid just so Knox could beat him up?"

KNOX BITCHES!!!!

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Ha.

That should be Knox's gimmick, going into children's cancer wards and beating up all of the cancer kids.

*Knox knocks over a kid's bed*

Nurse: WHAT ARE DOING?!?! YOU'RE HURTING HIM!!!!

Knox: ...so? He's going to die anyways.

That would actually be a very cool gimmick for Knox. Although, very reminiscent of what Snitsky had early into his WWE stint (punting babies into crowds).

Knox should get food for winning matches, because he is a fucking HOBO!

Change his name to Boxcar Knox and have him fight for sandwiches!

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He's a hungry young fighter. In fact he's fighting for a sandwich.

It doesn't look like Knox as any problems finding food.

:n:

No way BDC

He needs to grow it even longer and then given a John Morrison entrance where his beard flows in the wind in slow motion.

lol

I vote Captain CaveKnox

His beard needs to go from Bruiser Brody Knoxy to the Boogie Woogie Knox

lol Knox can come out to "Boy from New York City"

He can make out with Michael Cole.

Anyone got any footage of this attack because it sounds hilarious.