*Alienoid kills himself* The Official 2009 WWE Mass Release Thread
 

by the WWE. And the thousands reading on the internet....LLLLLLLLLLLEEETT'S GET READY TO BE...ENDEAVOOOUURRRREEEDD!

D'lo Brown, Val Venis, Kevin Thorn, and Bam Neely are gone.

Jamie Noble
Ron Simmons
Jimmy Yang
Jesse
Festus
Burchill

Gonna say at least three from that list will be gone, assuming this isn't a developmental purging.

Who wants to start the bidding?

:y: or :n:

Shannon Moore:

Ezekiel Jackson:

The Bella Twins:

MVP:

Mike Knox:

Manu:

Kizarny:

Val Venis?

Shannon Moore was fired last summer.

Also, I'm calling for...

Ryan Braddock
Gavin Spears
Scotty Goldman
Tiffany
D'lo Brown
Bam Neely

Let me rephrase that, I mean to put Brian Kendrick... They kind of look alike.
Thanks.

Huh?

I must have missed that memo.

It looks like Colt Cabana will be back in ROH soon....

Yay!

mixed with: :(

I'll bet my Kizhouse on Kizarny not being one of them

Basically, no on that is on TV.

TBK is safe, as is MVP.

Ryder and Hawkins will probably get canned.

Noble is an agent so probably not.

Same with Simmons.

The Burchills are done.

Sim Snuka. = gone

Bam neely= gone

I'm pulling for Venis and Helms to be released. Helms is probably a long shot right now.

Helms is def a long shot.

See, I've had this pool running since 2005. We each picked ten "superstars". Whoever has all of theirs released first wins. All I need to win is for Venis and Helms to be released.

Seems like a decent shout. They're not doing anything with them after all.

I hope they don't fire Tiffany. She is ridiculously hot. Where the hell did she come from anyway?

Val Venis has been fired.

Diva Search

I want to have sex with her face.

Instead of bite clubs, Kevin Thorn is going to start frequenting the unemployment line as he got his pink slip today as well.

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Kevin Thorn was almost sort of interesting for a few minutes! Man, so much wasted potential.

I guess Stevie got the last laugh in that feud....or wait, has he been fired yet?

The WWE Universe message boards are rioting over D-lo's release.

He was fired in August.

Of what year?

2012

Your clairvoyance is astounding.

Clearly you've missed something.

I've found this thread very informative thus far.

I love these threads.

You're no longer employed, Mr. White!

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Mr. McMahon, that's wasn't very wise.

I actually hope so, too. She wants to train to wrestle, and she is very, very hot. Out of the Divas, I see Jillian Hall maybe being cut. Candice Michelle should go, too, but she won't.

D-Lo Brown and Bam Neely are gone, as are referees Mike Posey and Jimmy Korderas. The latest of those names actually surprises me. He's been with the WWE for years. :(

It's a shame about Val Venis, but it's an understandable cut. They don't really do anything with him, and he often spends a bit of time injured. This could be a blessing in disguise for him.

"Heeeeellllllllllloooo, Puerto Rico! Heh, heh, heh."

So far, the list currently stands as:

-Kevin Keenan
-Mike Posey
-D-Lo Brown
-Bam Neely
-Jimmy Korderas
-Val Venis

How Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Hardcore Holly and The Boogeyman have survived is beyond me.

Hacksaw is on a Pay Per Appearance deal.

Well maybe they should not pay him to appear?