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Kurt Angle: Yup, I just farted Booker T: I digged that http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/02.jpg The referee and RVD decide to interogate Charlie Haas for the whereabouts' of RVD's missing pipe http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/03.jpg RVD's reaction after realizing that the pipe was actually in his pants http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/04.jpg Dupree realized that he had to pick up Fifi's pile of shit located on Michael Cole's face http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/05.jpg Dupree starts dancing after hearing In Da club blaring through the PA too lazy to do the rest... :( |
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Booker T didn't think much of Kurt Angle's Jay Leno impression. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/02.jpg Rob: "C'mon Lt. Dan I'm taking you back to camp." Charlie: "No just leave me here, and stop calling me Lt. Dan!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/03.jpg Vince thought he'd wipe out the Smackdown talent with the giant metal fist. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/04.jpg Ric Flair was pretty pissed when Rene Dupree stole his robe, and had his dog take a dump in his shoes. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/05.jpg Rene: "You put your left foot in, you put your right foot out." Kidman: "What the **** are you doing?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/06.jpg Rene Dupree's nudist gimmick got a lot of fans to turn their heads, except for that guy in blue. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/07.jpg John Cena demonstrates how Bradshaw got his main event push. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/08.jpg As reward for his win, Rene received a "Get Off Velocity Free" card. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/09.jpg Teddy: "Holla at'cha playas, you want success then you need to get them big ass titty implants." Rikishi: "Waaaaaaay ahead of ya." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/10.jpg Booker T: "What did you say?!" Eddie: "I just called you by your name." Booker T: "That is OUR word, you don't use it. Now say it right!" Eddie: "Ok, can you pass me the oar N-word Jim?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/12.jpg Everyone was confused when Bubba Ray was lifted off the ground by his thumbs. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/13.jpg Kurt's lousy impression of John Cena was Booker T's last straw. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/14.jpg Chavo was wondering why the rope didn't hoist Spike up for the powerbomb yet. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/16.jpg Bradshaw: "Hi I'm Bradshaw, you might remember me as a fat, jobbing cowboy." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/17.jpg Holly: "Everybody knows that Captain Jean-Luc Picard is superior to Captain Kirk." Booker T: "Tell me you did not just say that." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/18.jpg Ref: "If Train A leaves San Francisco for Atlanta at 3:00 going 550 mph, and Train B leaves Seattle at 1:30 for Atlanta going 500 mph, which one will arrive first?" Booker T: "Ooh ooh pick me, pick me!" Eddie: "No shut up, this one's mine!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/20.jpg Booker T: "Alright now I'm going to give you some cashews, what do you think?" Eddie: "Ooh it's an orgy in my mouth." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/21.jpg Fans were confused when Eddie started doing the Macerena during the match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/22.jpg Wouldn't you be upset if you found out you're wrestling Bradshaw for the next month? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/23.jpg Bradshaw: "Hahahahaha once I eliminate the rest of the Latino population, President Bush will be in office for a second term for sure." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/24.jpg The writers sunk to a new low when Eddie was forced to job the WWE title to the white cowboy hat. |
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Due to the heavy change in the racial market, the WWE decided Theodore Long would make a better heel by turning white. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/02.jpg Ref: How many fingers am I holding up? Haas: Eight. Ref: Wrong, they're all sideways, not up. (What a dumbass, I belong on RAW.) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/03.jpg Rob Van Dam was was shocked at first, because he had forgot to tape SmackDown. Then after the drugs wore off, he realized he still had two days to do it. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/04.jpg Running out of talent due to the loss of so much lately, the WWE decided to employ "Simon the Fag" from As Good as it Gets. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/05.jpg Ahnold: Jah, geet downnnnnn! Meoove yuh bodeh to thah mhusick. Jah. Jah. Jah. Kidman: What the hell are you doing? Ahnold: Oh sahrry, I thought thes woss a city hall meeting. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/06.jpg Ref: Rene, you just won your SmackDown debut! How do you feel? Rene: I'm going to, how you say, Burger King! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/07.jpg Yo, yo, yo. Don't knock on this man, he isn't that bad. We wouldn't want to make his little poodle mad. And don't hate him because he's French, because all he does is warm the - (holds up the mic) Crowd: Fuc</>k! Cena: You're supposed to say bench. Crowd: ... Cena: ...I just don't give a - Crowd: Bench! (huge pop) Cena: Whatever. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/08.jpg Rene: What is zis? I steel haf to give Treeple H belly rubs? But I haf been drafted to ze SmackDown! And I haf to let Hunter do sex... (Reads more) ...Fifi! No! Fifi: (Dog whining noises) Rene: ARGH! Zis is why I left France in ze first place! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/09.jpg Teddy: So you see Rikishi, you shouldn't hang out with that white boy degenerate Rob Van Dam. He'll get you to smoke dope. Rikishi: (Just stares at him, stoned) Scotty: You're too late Teddy, how do you think he got the munchies enough to let himself go that much? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/10.jpg Booker: Why don't you go have a burrito? Eddie: Why don't you go have some chicken? Booker: Why don't you go back to where you came from? Eddie: Why don't you? Booker: Wait, ain't you from Texas too? Eddie: Erm... Shhhhh. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/11.jpg What a smart Basham. Coaxing D'Von into stinging him, so that a few minutes later D'Von would die. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/12.jpg And then God said, "Let there be light," and prompted Bubba to move his fat ass out of the way. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/13.jpg Booker: I just can't take it anymore Kurt, I've had enough! I'm outta here! Angle: You crybaby! I can't believe you! Watch this! I'll do a Spinarooni with a broken friggin' neck! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/14.jpg Chavo: Alright, I'm the new Cruiserweight Triple H, assume the position. Spike: But- Chavo: Yes, that's right, butt. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/15.jpg Chavo saw Triple H's giant fist coming from backstage, and quickly shielded himself with Spike. or Chavo further cemented his heel turn when he gave Garth from Wayne's World the Razor's Edge. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/16.jpg Bradshaw: Alright, Undertaker... This town ain't big enough for the two of us... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/17.jpg Hardcore Holly: You call the WCW belt paying your dues? Everyone's had that around here. Booker: You haven't. Hardcore: You stupid son of a bitch. Who the **** do you think you're talking to you little ****? I'm hardcore ****ing Holly, Sparky ****ing Plugg. While you were busy "winning titles" I was out training the **** out of myself and beating the **** out of 18-year-olds. Booker: My bad. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/18.jpg Eddie: Booker, why are you picking my nose? Stop that! Booker: I came out here for one reason only, and I'm not walking out of here without some gold. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/20.jpg Booker T: Eddie, you're gonna have to hold still. Eddie: (Screaming) Ref: Hm, just as I suspected. (gets a machine and sucks out a little worm robot with a Triple H face) Eddie: HOLY SHI</>T THAT THING WAS REAL? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/21.jpg Eddie: Booker, wait! Booker: Shut up sucka, it's naptime. Eddie: But our Naptime Enforcer just left to go for the NFL. Booker: Guess I have to kill you then... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/22.jpg Eddie: Man, I just had the worst dream... I had a dream that I got this major push, beat Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle back to back... Then got put in a feud with Bradshaw. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/23.jpg Freddy: HEH HEH HEH, you afraid of BRADSHAW little Eddie!? Eddie: Getting... So... Sleepy... Must not fall asleep! Freddy: HA-HA, it's TOO LATE! Triple H put daterape drugs in your kool-aid! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/24.jpg Ref: What the hell... Eddie!? Eddie! MEDIC! HE'S GOT NO PULSE! Sean: Ah sh</>it, dropped my hat. |
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Booker T was willing to do a lot of things for a push, but making out with Lex Luther wasn't one of them. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/02.jpg Hebner: "Feeeeee!!! FEEEEEEE!!!" Haas: "Argh, will you really just cut that out???" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/03.jpg Rob: "And no one is better than R........... whoa! I can actually bend my arms! WHOA! This show DOESN'T have an invisible crucifix!!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/04.jpg What had Renee been doing with a dog and a stick? Trust me, you DON'T want to know. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/05.jpg Though still a young 20 years old, Renee showed the poise and wisdom of a veteran when he deftly sidestepped an oncoming Steven Richards, who ended up goring the ref instead. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/06.jpg After winning, Renee celebrated and began his Stone Cold-esque gimmick by calling for a couple of Evolution Kool-Aids. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/08.jpg Renee: (reading letter) "This is just to tell you you're going back to Raw next week to be reburied. This SD! gig was just a one-time joke. Happy early April Fools! Love, Stone Cold. WTF???" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/09.jpg Long: "Listen, Kish. Normally, I'd be pointing at you in this picture and telling Scotty to shoot you in the ass, but given its size, the bullet would probably bounce off and main some else. Here me, playa?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/10.jpg Eddie: "Remember that 'I Still Remember' gimmick you were supposed to do? I still remember it." Booker: *getting teary eyed* "D...d...don't mention that. I was gonna get buried man.... b..b...bad memories of what almost could have been." *breaks down* Eddie: "There there, I didn't mean to make you cry... there there." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/11.jpg Ref: "Riiiiiiicolaaaaaaa!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/12.jpg Sean O'Haire's new wonder lasso certainly made life in the cage a lot more interesting now. And he'd always wanted his own Bubba Ray. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/13.jpg Angle: "Five times! Five times! Five times! Five times! Five times!" Booker: "Yup, that's how many times I've been WCW Champion!" Angle: "No, that's how many times you're gonna get buried before we ship you back to Raw." Booker: :'( http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/14.jpg Chavo's gravity manipulation powers proved to be a nuisance when he accidentally brought the Giant Sky Wrench down onto the back of his head. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/15.jpg It turns out that Triple H was still on SmackDOWN after all, and when he made his presence, Chavo quickly and smartly used Spike as a visor to shield him from Hunter's blinding ego. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/16.jpg Bradshaw: "And can you believe it? Nathan Jones took my 'advice' about that Enron stock, and long story short, that's the real reason why he got depressed and went back to Australia." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/17.jpg Booker had to be careful when negotiating the perilous depths of the buried midcard wilderness, lest he be surrounded by hostile natives. Oh damn. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/18.jpg With Eddie's assistance, Booker was able to play his invisible trombone like a pro. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/20.jpg Booker: "You see it? Right there by his tonge!" Ref: "Yeah! I see now. Eddie, you still got some of Hunter's cum on your teeth." Eddie: "What? Dammit!" Booker: "I KNEW that's how you got your main event push!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/21.jpg If Booker had to smile for the camera, he was making Eddie smile as well, no matter what it took! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/22.jpg Eddie was shocked and appalled when O'Haire used his wonder lasso to rope up Booker T to his cage as well. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/23.jpg Wow, Irwin R. Scheister looks better than ever! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/24.jpg After this incident, Eddie would never call the white cowboy hat a homo again. |
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Ref: Scissors beats paper, and they also cut hair *Runs fingers threw Hass's hair* Doo da doo da doo! Snip Snip! Little off the top? Little off the bottom? Ohhh it don't matter! Or.... Ref: *Flashing fingers in front of Hass's eyes* ACK! A SPIDER! Oh nooo! Do you see a spider? Hass: Will you stop? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/05.jpg There once was a young lady from France Who rode the trapeeze without any pants When she'd swing high, way up in the sky All the men would jump and dance! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/08.jpg "After this wrestling lesson, I'll teach you how to hug! -Kurt Angle." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/09.jpg Teddy: Now, Keesh, I'm the hot patata! Pa-Ta-Ta! With a P and a TA-TA, you feelin me? Pa-Ta-Ta, kind of like Hot Crack-Ah, ya dig? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/13.jpg Kurt Angle: And what cuts paper? Booker T: Sciss...ro... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/20.jpg Ref: (In Eddy's face) Minkey-BOODLE! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/24.jpg Referee Nick Patrick has been captured by the Wachati Tribe (ALA: Ace Ventura) and has to complete three tests in order to live. Here, he tries many different ways to get into Guerrero's inside, and gives up and just goes for the Tickle of Death. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/16.jpg Bradshaw: And there he was just above my chambored door, he squealed at me like nothing more, he took my boozm's to the bedroom floor, and whacked about on my door. Who was this on my bedroom floor, smacking me like a chambored door? I reached the door, hoping for a glore, it was just Stephanie, poking on my chambored door like a 2 cent baby whore! Quote the Bradshaw, nevermore! |
Okay, MAD props to "The Raven" allusion. That's going in the archives. :y:
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By the way, the Raven allusion ROCKED!
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Kurt: "That's right, Booker... I'm your guardian angel! Jeez, I can't believe you hadn't figured it out by now. Jericho's been trying to tell you for God knows how long." Booker: "...." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/02.jpg Times were tough in the WWE when the Ref's started stealing gold fillings. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/03.jpg Fearing that Stephanie was returning as GM, RVD prepares to plug his ears. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/04.jpg Renee was excited when Smackdown decided to hold its first Noh Theater, but was a little disappointed that he didn't get the part of Oshi. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/05.jpg Renee: "Ho ho! Look at moi! Ah am Treeple Aysh! See my hold down aura and my peenk panties!" Ref: "*sigh* No one's fooled, Renee." Renee: "Merde." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/06.jpg Renee's victory was shortlived when he felt himself being pulled down by the perilous Smackdown quicksand. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/07.jpg Seconds later, the WWE jobbed John Cena to the entire University of Nevada. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/08.jpg Renee: "Err... Rob? You left this in the ring." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/09.jpg Long couldn't believe it. Here he was, talking with a man who stuck his ass in people's faces and a guy who used to be "Too Hot"... and suddenly HE'S the homo? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/10.jpg Eddie didn't mind hearing Booker complain about this horrible new tie he had to wear ... but couldn't it wait until after he was finised taking a leak? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/11.jpg Ref: "Hey. HEY! Get a room you two!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/12.jpg As "Power Twin" D-Von Dudley hears a far off cry for help, "Power Twin" Bubba Ray prepares to take flight. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/13.jpg Booker regretted telling Angle about his stomach ulcer after Kurt vowed he'd use a kung-fu chop to remove it. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/15.jpg "Whee! Higher!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/16.jpg Bradshaw: "... it's a book filled with drama, comedy, and lots of paint-by-number pictures. In conclusion, I highly, highly recommend 'A is for Apple, Z is for Zoo.'" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/17.jpg Booker knew he had to careful in this land of Eminem clones. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/18.jpg Booker: "And then the scary alligator EATS the entire state of Michigan." Eddie: "Aargghh! That's my favorite state! I'll KILL YOU!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/20.jpg Oh my God! Shaniqua was back, and she was doing the job herself! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/21.jpg Booker just couldn't bear to hear another story about the size of Eddie's package. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/23.jpg In an incredibly bizarre cross promotion, an older Zack Morris takes revenge on "A.C. Slater". http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/24.jpg Fans marked huge when Bradshaw was sucked down by the perilous Smackdown quicksand. |
Good stuff, Santo. Not a whole lot of people could pull off any good ones this week, but you had some gold in there.
Now, it's MY turn *rolls up sleeves* |
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Angle was more than happy to greet Booker T and the rest of the refugees who had made their way through Chris Benoit's fabled path to the "promised land." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/02.jpg Haas really wished the referee would wait until the match was over to show him his hypnotism tricks. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/03.jpg "Who doesn't have to put over undeserving shits like Hunter and Orton anymore?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/04.jpg Dupree was more than a little pissed when Vince called him in the middle of a shower just to make him walk Vince's dog. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/05.jpg Y'know, just about any time I try to talk to any of my non-fan friends about wrestling, the response is always the same. "Wrestling? Dude, that's soooo gay. Who wants to watch a bunch of f</>ags in tights?" I've always wondered why people are so closed-minded toward this unique blend of grueling athleticism and performance art. Then I look at Renee in this picture, and all my questions are answered. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/06.jpg Sure, Renee got the hand symbol down, but no one was ever going to buy him as the "Lost Hardy Boy." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/07.jpg After stealing Batman's utility belt, Cena locked down his head to make damn sure the Dark Knight wouldn't gank it in retaliation. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/08.jpg "What's this? I think it's a clue! This could help us find out who the Ghost in the Haunted Mansion really is! Let's split up, gang!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/09.jpg Long was touched that Too Cool wanted him to be part of their team, but he wasn't too sure about joining up with a group that used to have a white guy who called himself the "Grand Master" as a member. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/10.jpg Booker's verbal attack on Eddie Guerrero was brought to a horrifying end when he was ravenously assaulted by Mister Socko (who'd apparently been drafted without Mick to control him) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/11.jpg Triple H was always so uptight about Tough Enough and the internet "exposing the business," so I've got to wonder why they let the referees shout out the upcoming spots on live TV. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/12.jpg The Dudley Boyz are caught off guard when they're met by Smackdown's "welcoming commitee," the giant mechanical claw and the Frost Titan of the North. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/13.jpg Tired of hearing Booker's whining, Angle uses an amazing trick he'd learned from Cena. Booker was stunned and frightened when out of nowhere, he couldn't see Kurt anymore. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/15.jpg Chavo easily reverses the move and pauses for a moment to wonder just why the hell Spike was even trying a Razor's Edge in the first place. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/16.jpg I always thought the whole idea was stupid, but after long months of hard work and serious dieting, I must admit that Mr. Ross looks great. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/17.jpg Everyone in the room was focused, hell-bent on their goals. Booker wanted to establish his dominance and make a name for himself. Holly wanted to regain his credibility by taking out a major worker. Funaki wanted his lower torso back. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/18.jpg Not even the aggressive attacks from the WWE Champion would break Booker T away from his Tai Chi. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/20.jpg The referee shows signs of bias as he helps Booker secure the hold on Eddie. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/21.jpg Booker establishes himself as the dominant star of Smackdown when he rips Eddie's head clean off on live TV. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/23.jpg The WWE writer reaches out in vain as security guards drag him away. Bradshaw is left wondering why the writer had been chasing after him, screaming "I was only kidding! I was only kidding!!!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/24.jpg Eddie was left lying after the surprise debut attack of Tex the World's Shortest Cowboy. Man, those pictures sucked. |
Yeah they did suck. I'm surpsied I even managed to get a few decent ones in. I haven't read all the captions yet, but lol @ BDC's Dave Matthews one.
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Booker T presents is new "Scuba Diving" gimmick. Angle isn't impressed. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/02.jpg It was the end for Charlie Haas, as RVD was trying to rip off his arm, while the ref was going for the head http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/03.jpg Desperate for help, RVD pointed at his ears, hoping that someone would remove his excess ear wax. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/04.jpg Sex sells, heh? Rene Dupree wasn't going to be left behind with his new "Poodle Bestiality" gimmick. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/05.jpg The ref was hypnotized. "Damn, that's a fine piece of ass." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/06.jpg Okay, his bestiality didn't work, so Dupree was working part time as an anatomy model. "Here is the elbow" pointed the teacher. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/07.jpg Cena couldn't believe it. Even if he was one of the most over guy in the company, the cameraman prefered to film the back of the security guard. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/08.jpg "I work as an anatomy model for 5 straight hours and that's the check I get? Life's a bitch." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/09.jpg "Nah, I swear. I used to manage the guy who became Bastion Booger!" "No way!" "And I can do just the same for you!" This is when Rikishi started to look perplexed. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/10.jpg "Esse, that scuba diving suit doesn't fit you." Booker's feelings were hurt, that's for sure. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/11.jpg Sex sells, heh? Basham wasn't gonna be left behind with his new "Serial Anal Rapist" gimmick. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/12.jpg When Bubba promised to take off his shorts, D-Von couldn't help but just look away. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/13.jpg "I'm sorry, that Scubba Diving suit is just UGLY. Eddie was right." Booker got hist heart broken again. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/14.jpg Sex sells, heh? Spike wasn't gonna be left behind with his new "Man Whore" gimmick. Even Chavo was impressed. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/15.jpg The 69 position was old news. Here, Chavo and Spike try the "96" position, to no success. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/16.jpg Tenessee Lee's return to WWE was met with indifference from the crowd. Double J wasn't even here anymore. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/17.jpg Booker couldn't take it anymore, but Bob Holly was a bully. "I took off my damn suit! Stop picking on me!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/18.jpg Booker did anything he could to get out of the hold. He even stuck his thumb up Eddie's nose. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/20.jpg Eddie didn't want to go to the dentist. He had to be restrained by Booker T so that the doctor could do his job. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/21.jpg The dentist was harsh. "We have to operate right now" he said. Since the anesthesis was absent, Booker had to do it the hard way. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/22.jpg A run-in by the Bashams wasn't a good thing considering their new gimmick. Eddie was scared. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/23.jpg Well, Eddie may have been scared, but Bradshaw knew he would make big bucks with the video of THAT. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/24.jpg Eddie was left for dead. This was the ref's only chance to cop a feel while no one was looking. Daaaaaaamn, I suck. |
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I was hoping to be more of the Mick Foley of captions. Quit captions for a long time, make a few sporadic appearances to shill my new book and get some cheap pops, and then put over an undeserving shit who leeches off Corkscrewed's heat.
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I would've (given your previous incarnation as Dude Love), but apparently Fryza's taken that title.
And I wasn't sure about how you felt about me calling you the "Stevie Richards Dude Love." :p |
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