So here is what I'm thinking
 

You could throw in Mike Knox with his beating on little people spiel. Plus, every gang needs some sweet facial hair.

They'd have everything. A Manimal. A cocky ass who always runs his mouth. A black man. And a guy with a sweet beard who never opens his mouth. (Although he already has, and Zeke could more than take those responsibilities.)

Ah, I gotcha. I was going to suggest Show also, but since you said "cut" guys, he really wouldn't apply. Though he could be good in the cocky aspect (any way I would have written that, it would've been weird).

Show could still work. At least better than Knox.

Big Show's spent a good amount of his career as a subordinate. It may not be the best fit, but being Batista's bitch might work. Especially since WWE wants Batista to be a half step behind Cena in terms of sheer awesomeness.

Or you could simply have him join Bats' group out of "grudging respect."

Which show is Big Show on, anyway?

Big Show is on SD!

And I could see him being Dave's bitch.

EDIT: 500 posts! :D

Until you made this thread, I had totally forgotten that there was even an existence of a Batista.

Harry Smith as the young guy being "tutored" by Bats, maybe? He's looking for stuff to do ever since he fucked himself over by going behind TJ Wilson's back and asking to be a part of Legacy. That fell apart once they decided to go with the Orton/McMahon storyline instead and now Wilson's on ECW.

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Here's what I'm thinking: Batista should not come back.

Right, so I'm insane when I think teaming two great amateur wrestlers together out of respect could be an interesting storyline, but when you throw random hosses together, it makes sense?

Your hypocrisy aside, it's not something I'd like to see. Mainly because if Batista is going to be an asshole, he should do so on his own, acting like he doesn't need help. It also doesn't make much sense for him to feud with anyone but Randy Orton.

Batista is definitely getting stale as the Superman face character, but being gone for a few months could really help him recapture that intensity he needs for when he returns, no doubt to challenge Orton for the World Heavyweight Title, or something. And if Batista cannot even be interesting off returning, they can always do the double-turn, and have Orton play the protagonist against Batista.

Another reason I wouldn't want to see that bully stable, is because it'd just suck from an in-ring perspective. Batista can work a good match when motivated, and Swagger is generally pretty good, but for some reason their dynamic just screams "boring" to me. It could also be giving Ezekiel Jackson way too much way too fast.

Big Show's current character seems to be a smart businessman. He aligned himself with Vickie Guerrero just so he could get himself closer to the WWE Championship. He's not a blind follower, though, and he's not naive enough to just fall behind Edge and Vickie completely. I could see him teaming with Batista out of neccessity, and perhaps winning the World Tag Team Championship as part of a main event super team with Bats; but I cannot imagine the current Big Show falling completely behind Batista, and letting The Animal go after the World Heavyweight Championship while he twiddles his thumbs in the background.

We have a winner.

I think you just took the bait, Noid.

I really don't feel like Thwagger is THAT big of a guy to deserve an auto-include in this group. He's about equal in build, although more muscular, to Tommy Dreamer.

If Bats is gonna lead a group of hosses, it's gotta be just Knox and Zeke, with MAYBE one more - maybe this could be Thwagger in a suckup role, like the WWE version of Little Petey Pump.

I'm really thinking that if there's a fourth in the group, though, that it should go to a guy that similar to what Taz was - a shorter guy, but solid like a brick shithouse.

I wouldn't mind seeing that:

If the WWE chose to go that route, they could have Batista be the top heel on Smackdown and have Orton be the top heel on RAW. Both 'groups' would be the dominant stable of their respective brands.

As long as you don't have two heel stables on the same show, I think it could work.

Swagger, Zeke, etc. all get 'over' by being associated with Batista, just as Priceless has with Orton. :y:

Oh God, here we go.

The biggest problem with this whole scenario is that Edge either has to turn face, or he has to be the real leader of Leagcy or Hosses R Us. And the magic 8 ball says those options are in the "Yeah Right" category.

EDIT: Unless Legacy turns face, which is even a longer shot.

He would need a new theme song.

I WALK TOGETHER WITH MY NEW BEST BUDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Get 3-Count to record that theme, Thed!

Josh U-Betcha says:
I just baited a trap

Squeegee Beckenheim--Query Letter Sent...Pray for me. ;) says:
Did you?

Josh U-Betcha says:
yeah, made a thread about Bats forming a stable with Swagger and Zeke

Squeegee Beckenheim--Query Letter Sent...Pray for me. ;) says:
LOL

Josh U-Betcha says:
It makes more sence that most Noid storylines

Josh U-Betcha says:
i doubt it would ever happen, and it is just crap, but still

Later...

Josh U-Betcha says:
fuck yes, he bit



...Just sayin'....

That means...Squeegee Beckenheim...Is me!!!!!

*cue melodramatic music*

oh, you Snidley Whiplash, you!

I'm actually growing a Rollie Finger mustache.

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Thank You.:(

Kind of like a how a heel Kane Knight took you under his 'wing' eh? (although based on how you've conducted yourself over these past few months, perhaps it more than KK's wing that you want to get under ;)).

You're better than this Josh....you're better than this. :'(:nono:

I hope so. :( Up until these past few months, that is how I saw you.

Right now however - you honestly look like the Triple H to KK's Shawn Michaels.....and unfortunately, that's the 1997 version...not the 2006.

I dunno. If I was really allied with BDC, I probably would have kept quiet.

I wonder how Kane Knight feels to be Hulk Hogan. ;)

Given how many times KK neg repped TPWW poster 'Hulk Hogan' back in 2005 (from what I hear :shifty:), I'm not sure he appreciates this very much.