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SmackDown! Captions - 02/20/09
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Shelton: Chavo, we've been together for a while now, and *Grab* I think it's time we- Chavo: Now. Is not. The Time. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/021.jpg Goldman: LOL, I'm fired. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/025.jpg JR: BAHGAWD RAZOR'S EDGE! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/026.jpg Wrestling is Fake - Exhibit #ZZC35 http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/036.jpg Jeff: Get those tables, big boy! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/044.jpg Jeff finally realizes that the SmackDown! logo is the SmackDown! fist in disguise. |
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Vickie: The new Mexican whore deodrant spray for the Edge! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/006.jpg Edge: Oh fuck no! |
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Ref: You're all homos! I'm getting out of this sausage fest! |
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Chavo: And I was like ewwwww...I just got my nails colored from that beauty parlor and... Shelton: You sir are gay! |
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Kozlov: I LOVE DOUBLE DOUB-*VZZT* Nace Windu: Get this mother fuckin' jobber out this mother fuckin' ring! |
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Edge: No please stop! Jeff (sick laugh): I am gonna lick it, suck it and I am gonna BITE it! Edge: Oh My God! |
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J.R: BAHW GAWD! Edge with that diabilitating powerslam! Boom shakala Tazz Boom shakala! Tazz: :wtf: |
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New from wweshop.com: Jeff Hardy suction shoes. Allows you to walk along the glass ceiling with ease. |
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As always, not reading any before I do these so jokes may be repeated.
http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/003.jpg JR: BAHGAWD IT'S THE ZOMBIE!! THE ZOMBIE HAS MADE HIS RETURN TO THE WWE!!!! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/004.jpg Edge: You idiot, Jeff! It's supposed to a PINK Igunana! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/019.jpg Chavo: Nope, I don't see anything... What am I supposed to... OH GOD!! MVP: :naughty: http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/021.jpg Scotty: Alright! I'm on TV! Vince promised me a big push! Vince: (Out the door....) http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/022.jpg IT WAS THISSSSSS BIG!!!!! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/023.jpg The WWE severance package comes with a complimentary backrub. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/027.jpg Umaga's new Magician gimmick certainly impressed Lil Naitch. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/028.jpg Umaga attempts to milk his opponent. |
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Edge:Man first I marry that Mexican now I get dropped by the alien and predator's kid |
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Edge: Is that the ShamWOW guy? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/003.jpg One of the characters from the musical "Cats" makes his WWE Debut. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/004.jpg Edge: You know you look like an idiot, right? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/005.jpg And the Lashley snare trap catches a new victim... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/006.jpg Some had a hard time taking the news of a new Chyna porn movie. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/011.jpg Bimbo-Surfing is all the rage. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/012.jpg Maryse: Damn it! Why does SHE always get the cleavage shot? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/013.jpg The referee, having been without a woman for years, cums his pants wit put a touch of a wrist. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/014.jpg Shelton: You know what "Arrior" means in Portugese, right? Chavo: It's NOT true! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/015.jpg Chavo and Shelton take out their disgust over "The Wrestler" on one of the guys in the movie, while the referee tells a guy off camera to put his pants back on. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/018.jpg Shelton: Damn, he's flexible! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/021.jpg Scotty high fives Stevie Richards. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/031.jpg Vickie: We fired the guy in the last picture so we can promote THIS GUY... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/032.jpg http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/034.jpg Kozlov is calling out burping champion Booger. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/035.jpg As punishment for being more hated than Randy Orton, the WWE decides to string Edge up by his index fingers and pinkies... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/036.jpg Fan #1: I see two faces. Fan #2: I see an hourglass. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/039.jpg Worst. 619. Ever! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/043.jpg The Titan Tron so busts the referee as he's checking out Jeff's ass. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/044.jpg The snare trap strikes again! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/047.jpg Matt: Jeff, this is an intervention. You NEED help. Jeff: Leave me alone, If I want to be some sod, I should be allowed to be some sod! |
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Jeff: Yea Edge right there, Edge :you said harder Jeff: Not that hard dick head Edge: What? That's How Vickie likes it |
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Edge: He's not even putting pressure on it we'll get caught Ref: No it looks good. Not the move but you guys on top of each other Jeff: Ha Ha I knew you'd like me better than Vickie |
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Edge: That cock looks good right about now |
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Matt: I hope our secret doesn't get out Jeff: What secret? Matt: i can't believe you'd forget Jeff: Forget what? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/047.jpg Matt: That we're in love. |
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Maryse: Don't touch my bitch Michelle: I didn't know you liked me that way. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/013.jpg Maryse: Can't wait to see Michelle's body in the shower later. Michelle: I hate when Maryse acts like this. |
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Maryse: Wow nice cleavage. I wish Michelle had it like that. Maybe then our relationship wouldn't be as rocky. |
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Jeff: Tap! Edge: I had enough ref, I am gonna tap out! A very angry Mike Chioda: Get out my face! No you ain't got no mo?'. Don't need no has been messin' up my corner And you better get that mad look off your face for I knock it off Hey fool you ready for another beating You should have never came back Look here man after I crucify him, you next! And you better have a good doctor to rearrange your face I'm the Champ! Crowd: Mikey Mikey Mikey Mikey! |
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PA: We're all in this together! Edge (thinking): Dammit, I wish the WWE would let me choose my own theme music. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/002.jpg Edge: Does anyone else think I look like Dexter Morgan? Anybody? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/003.jpg Jeff Hardy's appearance in "The Mighty Boosh" had a tremendous effect on his belief in his acting skills. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/004.jpg Edge: God damn it, Jeff! No one is believing that you are eating a sandwich while I am talking to you! Jeff Hardy: B-b-but...I'm an actor now. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/005.jpg Jeff Hardy: No, seriously man, just pretend that you're carrying a box. You'd be surprised by the power of raw miming. *Edge pretends he is carrying a box* *Jeff hits the Twist of Fate* Jeff Hardy: BITCH! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/006.jpg Edge: Holy shit, I am stoned from just being that close to Jeff. Look at my hand... *giggles and hides face* oh-ho-ho, holy shit! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/007.jpg The Satan gimmick was fine, but the idea of Satan wanting to fight for a pink and silver butterfly championship belt cut the gimmick's legs off. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/009.jpg After getting a sign from above, Jack Doan decides he wants to "smack" some ass. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/010.jpg Triple H's demands that the SmackDown! Divas construct a giant letter "H" with their bodies was only half-way to completion before the major loss of life came on, and the power was switched off. It still won't stop "Giant Sledgehammer Monument Week" next Friday. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/011.jpg Eve botches a DDT. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/012.jpg Maryse: Holy shit, there's actually someone I can wrestle better than! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/013.jpg Jack Doan: God I fucking love my job! AND Michelle McCool finally realises that she's not the hottest Diva on the roster. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/014.jpg Chavo Guerrero: Hey man, don't feel bad, I used to have my hair coloured like that when I was Kerwin White. Shelton Benjamin: YOU WERE KERWIN WHITE?!?! OR Chavo Guerrero: Dude, why do your tights say "Van Dam?" *Gasp* Are you?!?! Shelton Benjamin: Don't tell anybody! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/015.jpg Chavo Guerrero: The NWA Championship is not more prestigious than the ECW Championship! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/016.jpg R-Truth: But Ric Flair was NWA Champion, man. This isn't fair... Mike Chiota: I know, man, I know. Chad Patton: *under breath* Asshole. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/017.jpg Sgt. Slaughter: You call that a chinlock face, Shelton Snowball? Let me see your real chinlock face!!! Shelton Benjamin: ARGH! Sgt. Slaugher You don't scare me. Work on that. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/018.jpg Chavo and Shelton: NOOOOO! *diving* The new WWE Film filmed in the SmackDown! arena, with Chavo Guerrero and Shelton Benjamin playing action heroes, and MVP's boot playing a bomb, was a horrible flop. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/019.jpg I've always said that the WWE's booking should more closely resemble HBO's Oz, but this was just ridiculous. MVP: Come on, suck my dick... Chavo Guerrero: I ain't nobody's prag! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/020.jpg Marty Elias: And MVP measures in at...9.3 inches! It is true what they say about black men! MVP: YES! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/021.jpg Scotty Goldman: Yeah, well fuck ya's, I got these awesome tights. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/022.jpg Umaga looked into the giant mirror behind the SmackDown! ring, and realised that make-up didn't really pain his face like Spider-Man. He was devasted. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/023.jpg Umaga: Watch it. Watch it! Scotty Goldman: I WILL NOT SEE 12 ROUNDS! *backstage* Vince McMahon: *GASP* :eek: Fire that man! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/024.jpg Umaga: Super Secret Samoan Speed Roaring Tiger Kick!!! I mean punch... Scotty Goldman: Oh, come on! How am I meant to win a match if you keep cheating like that? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/025.jpg Scotty Goldman: Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! Alright! You can balance me by one foot on your head! I'm sorry! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/027.jpg Charles Robinson's new gimmick where he could telepathically feel any pain Scotty Goldman felt was obviously "nothing for him" in creative's eyes. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/029.jpg Scotty Goldman: Um, um, um...Congratulations -- Earthrealm is free. Shao Kahn is no more? Umaga: Yes! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/028.jpg Scotty Goldman managed to put some distance between himself and Umaga by throwing a giant spider on top of the Samoan Bulldozer's head. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/026.jpg Umaga: God damn it! I hate squashing people! I was like you, once. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/008.jpg Eve took great pleasure in her new heel gimmick of walking up to people with the letter wishing them the best in their future endeavours. Enjoy it while you can, Eve -- I hear there's another Diva Search coming up... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/030.jpg The Secret of Vickie Guerrero's Heat Revealed Vickie Guerrero: Everyone here should invest with Geico. *Massive boos* http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/031.jpg The WWE made another first, when they got a blimp to land a plane. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/032.jpg *moments prior backstage* Vladimir Kozlov: I need help to get mood. Kozlov's Manager: It's not butter. Vladimir Kozlov: WHAT?!?! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/033.jpg Tazz: Wow, JR! Vladimir Kozlov wants to challenge The Undertaker at WrestleMania! Jim Ross: Well, he's braver than Sid Vicious. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/034.jpg Afraid that Vladimir Kozlov's heat was not strong enough for him to be a viable challenger, creative got Kozlov to do the unthinkable... Vladimir Kozlov: Bring back Heidenreich! *does the Heidenmarch* http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/035.jpg Edge: Yes! I can't believe my wife lets me wear this shirt! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/036.jpg Jeff Hardy: I may not be able to cut a promo; but I can act! Tree! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/008.jpg Yeah, I've already done this one, but I just think this picture should be posted again. :drool: http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/037.jpg Edge's new finishing move, The "Rip-Your-Heart-Out-And-Show-It-To-You-Before-You-Die-O-Matic" was exposed as staged in HD. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/038.jpg Mike Chiota was uneffected by Jeff Hardy's "singing lyrics from my band's songs" submission hold, because he is getting a little hard of hearing. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/039.jpg When asked to the bulk of the work, Jeff Hardy had a hard time carrying Edge to a good match. *rimshot* http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/040.jpg Jeff Hardy: *whispering* OK, now I hit you with a sleeper hold takedown. Edge: A bit fucking late, Jeff! [img]http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/SmackDown/041. Mid-match, Mike Chiota realises that accepting those brownies from Jeff Hardy as bribery prior to the match was not a grand idea. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/042.jpg Edge did spend some time training with Bret Hart, but when it came to reversing the pinning predicament known as "the sunset flip," Edge found nothing worked better than farting in his opponent's face. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/043.jpg Hey, is that Rob Van Dam playing that cameraman in the background? And people thought that Christian's return was bad... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/044.jpg Big Foot decides to walk back the other way, of all places, across the stage of Friday Night SmackDown!. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/045.jpg Matt Hardy stopped on the way to the ring, and actually considering forfeiting the massive push he had coming, just so he wouldn't get his awesome jacket dirty. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/046.jpg To play up a new cowardly heel persona, Matt Hardy decided that he would look afraid of taking a back bump by closing his eyes, saying "there's no place like home" three times, and clicking his heels together -- mid-Twist of Fate. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/047.jpg With the skinny frame, the poorly dyed hair and all that make-up, Matt Hardy feared, for a second, that he may have killed ANOTHER prostitute. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/048.jpg Edge: Wait a minute...this isn't living. Show me how to live, Jeff Hardy! Show me how to live! Jeff? ...Jeff? Oh...shit. |
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PA: We're all in this together! Edge (thinking): Dammit, I wish the WWE would let me choose my own theme music. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/002.jpg Edge: Does anyone else think I look like Dexter Morgan? Anybody? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/003.jpg Jeff Hardy's appearance in "The Mighty Boosh" had a tremendous effect on his belief in his acting skills. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/004.jpg Edge: God damn it, Jeff! No one is believing that you are eating a sandwich while I am talking to you! Jeff Hardy: B-b-but...I'm an actor now. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/005.jpg Jeff Hardy: No, seriously man, just pretend that you're carrying a box. You'd be surprised by the power of raw miming. *Edge pretends he is carrying a box* *Jeff hits the Twist of Fate* Jeff Hardy: BITCH! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/006.jpg Edge: Holy shit, I am stoned from just being that close to Jeff. Look at my hand... *giggles and hides face* oh-ho-ho, holy shit! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/007.jpg The Satan gimmick was fine, but the idea of Satan wanting to fight for a pink and silver butterfly championship belt cut the gimmick's legs off. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/009.jpg After getting a sign from above, Jack Doan decides he wants to "smack" some ass. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/010.jpg Triple H's demands that the SmackDown! Divas construct a giant letter "H" with their bodies was only half-way to completion before the major loss of life came on, and the power was switched off. It still won't stop "Giant Sledgehammer Monument Week" next Friday. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/011.jpg Eve botches a DDT. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/012.jpg Maryse: Holy shit, there's actually someone I can wrestle better than! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/013.jpg Jack Doan: God I fucking love my job! AND Michelle McCool finally realises that she's not the hottest Diva on the roster. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/014.jpg Chavo Guerrero: Hey man, don't feel bad, I used to have my hair coloured like that when I was Kerwin White. Shelton Benjamin: YOU WERE KERWIN WHITE?!?! OR Chavo Guerrero: Dude, why do your tights say "Van Dam?" *Gasp* Are you?!?! Shelton Benjamin: Shoosh!!! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/015.jpg Chavo Guerrero: The NWA Championship is not more prestigious than the ECW Championship! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/016.jpg R-Truth: But Ric Flair was NWA Champion, man. This isn't fair... Mike Chiota: I know, man, I know. Chad Patton: *under breath* Asshole. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/017.jpg Sgt. Slaughter: You call that a chinlock face, Shelton Snowball? Let me see your real chinlock face!!! Shelton Benjamin: ARGH! Sgt. Slaughter: You don't scare me. Work on that. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/018.jpg Chavo and Shelton: NOOOOO! *diving* The new WWE Film filmed in the SmackDown! arena, with Chavo Guerrero and Shelton Benjamin playing action heroes, and MVP's boot playing a bomb, was a horrible flop. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/019.jpg I've always said that the WWE's booking should more closely resemble HBO's Oz, but this was just ridiculous. MVP: Come on, suck my dick... Chavo Guerrero: I ain't nobody's prag! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/020.jpg Marty Elias: And MVP measures in at...9.3 inches! It is true what they say about black men! MVP: YES! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/021.jpg Scotty Goldman: Yeah, well fuck ya's, I got these awesome tights. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/022.jpg Umaga looked into the giant mirror behind the SmackDown! ring, and realised that make-up didn't really pain his face like Spider-Man. He was devasted. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/023.jpg Umaga: Watch it. Watch it! Scotty Goldman: I WILL NOT SEE 12 ROUNDS! *backstage* Vince McMahon: *GASP* :eek: Fire that man! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/024.jpg Umaga: Super Secret Samoan Speed Roaring Tiger Kick!!! I mean punch... Scotty Goldman: Oh, come on! How am I meant to win a match if you keep cheating like that? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/025.jpg Scotty Goldman: Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! Alright! You can balance me by one foot on your head! I'm sorry! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/027.jpg Charles Robinson's new gimmick where he could telepathically feel any pain Scotty Goldman felt was obviously "nothing for him" in creative's eyes. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/029.jpg Scotty Goldman: Um, um, um...Congratulations -- Earthrealm is free. Shao Kahn is no more? Umaga: Yes! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/028.jpg Umaga: God damn it! I hate squashing people! I was like you, once. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/026.jpg Scotty Goldman managed to put some distance between himself and Umaga by throwing a giant spider on top of the Samoan Bulldozer's head. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/008.jpg Eve took great pleasure in her new heel gimmick of walking up to people with the letter wishing them the best in their future endeavours. Enjoy it while you can, Eve -- I hear there's another Diva Search coming up... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/030.jpg The Secret of Vickie Guerrero's Heat Revealed Vickie Guerrero: Everyone here should invest with Geico. *Massive boos* http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/031.jpg The WWE made another first, when they got a blimp to land a plane. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/032.jpg *moments prior backstage* Vladimir Kozlov: I need help to get mood. Kozlov's Manager: It's not actually butter. Vladimir Kozlov: WHAT?!?! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/033.jpg Tazz: Wow, JR! Vladimir Kozlov wants to challenge The Undertaker at WrestleMania! Jim Ross: Well, he's braver than Sid Vicious. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/034.jpg Afraid that Vladimir Kozlov's heat was not strong enough for him to be a viable challenger to The Undertaker, creative got Kozlov to do the unthinkable... Vladimir Kozlov: Bring back Heidenreich! *does the Heidenmarch* http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/035.jpg Edge: Yes! I can't believe my wife lets me wear this shirt! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/036.jpg Jeff Hardy: I may not be able to cut a promo; but I can now act! Tree! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/008.jpg Yeah, I've already done this one, but I just think this picture should be posted again. :drool: http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/037.jpg Edge's new finishing move, The "Rip-Your-Heart-Out-And-Show-It-To-You-Before-You-Die-O-Matic" was exposed as terribly staged in HD. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/038.jpg Mike Chiota was uneffected by Jeff Hardy's "singing lyrics from my band's songs" submission hold, because he is getting a little hard of hearing. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/039.jpg When asked to the bulk of the work, Jeff Hardy had a hard time carrying Edge to a good match. *rimshot* http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/040.jpg Jeff Hardy: *whispering* OK, now I hit you with a sleeper hold takedown. Edge: A bit fucking late, Jeff! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/041.jpg Mid-match, Mike Chiota realises that accepting those brownies from Jeff Hardy as bribery prior to the match was not a grand idea. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/042.jpg Edge did spend some time training with Bret Hart, but when it came to reversing the pinning predicament known as "the sunset flip," Edge found nothing worked better than farting in his opponent's face. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/043.jpg Hey, is that Rob Van Dam playing that cameraman in the background? And people thought that Christian's return was bad... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/044.jpg Big Foot decides to walk back the other way, of all places, across the stage of Friday Night SmackDown!. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/045.jpg Matt Hardy stopped on the way to the ring, and actually considering forfeiting the massive push he had coming, just so he wouldn't get his awesome jacket dirty. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/046.jpg To play up a new cowardly heel persona, Matt Hardy decided that he would look afraid of taking a back bump by closing his eyes, saying "there's no place like home" three times, and clicking his heels together -- mid-Twist of Fate. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/047.jpg With the skinny frame, the poorly dyed hair and all that make-up, Matt Hardy feared, for a second, that he may have killed ANOTHER prostitute. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/048.jpg Edge: Wait a minute...this isn't living. Show me how to live, Jeff Hardy! Show me how to live! Jeff? ...Jeff? Oh...shit. |
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Lita makes her return. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/036.jpg Lita flaps her arms like a bird. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...ckDown/038.jpg Lita wants her money back. |
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