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RAW Captions - 03/09/09
Sorry for the delay.
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Hunter: ORTON! I'm here... to... Why the fuck is the door made of cardboard? |
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Randy: ...Penis this big. Ms. Orton: Its true. |
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HHH: Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in Orton's house? Why are you ruining my scene? That guy: I'm just as shocked as you, please don't kill me. |
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Hornswoggle is actually standing slightly behind Rey. |
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Try as he might, Kofi couldn't reach the briefcase. If only he were as tall as Andre the Giant and had a jet pack. |
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Flair: Stop smiling kid, I banged your mom. I could be your father. |
You know the drill.
http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/001.jpg Shawn Michaels was revealed as the vocalist for Santino Marella's theme song. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/004.jpg Shawn's Shirt: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/005.jpg Taker: Shadow Puppet Powers Activate! Form of a dog! Shawn: :| http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/010.jpg Shawn: I challenge you... to a hairline receding contest! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/013.jpg JBL: WHY MUST I ALWAYS GET THINGS STUCK UP THERE?!!! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/025.jpg Melina: I don't know what you're talking abou- Maryse: You are part of the Rebel Alliance AND a traitor! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/026.jpg Hammock Fail. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/031.jpg Refs gotta keep his eyes peeled so he can report to Ryan Clark later on. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/034.jpg FOOD GOES IN HERE!! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/037.jpg A lively debate on what Xero's new sig will be has Edge mystified. Big Show remains calm though. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/055.jpg What me worry? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/059.jpg Kofi sends up a bribe to Sheriff Wrestlemania Sign. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/069.jpg Flair: That's right! I've still got game! BOOM! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/070.jpg Snuffleupagus? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/085.jpg Why aren't you in the kitchen making me a 'sammich? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/086.jpg ALRIGHT!! PIZZA HUT IS HERE!!! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/087.jpg Little Billy's HHH Robot finally arrived in the mail. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/088.jpg Rape. Don't try this at home. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/089.jpg Tell me of this post-office and I may ease your suffering! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/092.jpg *sigh* Time to earn the paycheck.... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/093.jpg Spike TV circa 2004: Vince, I'm not sure we like the direction WWE Confidential is going in. Vince: Why? I thought you were supposed to be the Men's Network. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/098.jpg The police stop, but drive away when they find out HHH is a wrestler, and anything wrestlers do to each other is legal. |
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Randy: Shhh http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/085.jpg Randy: I think I hear him. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/086.jpg Randy: OMG OMG OMG..... SANTA http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/087.jpg HHH: Hereeeesss Hunnnttteerrrrr |
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Cena: Sorry, but...Spoiler: Cena wins. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/069.jpg Kofi: Holy shit! Ric Flair knows who I am! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/091.jpg Hunter: This is going to sound crazy, but I feel like I've masturbated to you before. Do I know you? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/090.jpg Hunter: I can't believe Steph is making us shoot this garbage. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/009.jpg HBM: Michelle McCool is such a fugly tramp. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/010.jpg |
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J-E-DOUBLE F, J-A-DOUBLE R-E-DOUBLE T - AINT I GREAT?! |
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Edge: And that's when she unzipped her trousers. I swear if Matt had told me that she had one, I'd have went nowhere near her. I can still smell the cheese. It...keeps me awake at night. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/036.jpg I swore it would never happen again but then came along Vickie Guerrero!! http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/039.jpg Dude, you're on the road to recovery, just stay away from Nicole Bass. |
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Triple A's career change to pizza deliveryman confirmed everything he had ever seen in porn movies. |
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Orton: Do what you want to my wife, just don't hurt my freshly mowed lawn! |
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Hey blondie how many of these girls have you had? |
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Taker: Yo Momma so fat that Jesus Christ thought her mother was a lesser virgin than yours. Shawn: :'( Crowd: oooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo.... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/007.jpg Shawn: Yo Momma... http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/008.jpg Taker: My Momma dead homie! |
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Shawn is still in denial about how his audition for Oklahoma! went. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/004.jpg He couldn't even bring himself to look at Taker, who got the lead role instead of him. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/008.jpg Taker: Sorry, Shawn--I've just been doing cowboy schtick a lot longer than you have. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/011.jpg JBL should have known better than to suck on a whole lemon before his match. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/012.jpg CM Punk shows the world why he's the WWE Belching-Contest Champion. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/013.jpg Few things mortified JBL more than having someone play "This Little Piggy" with him in public. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/014.jpg JBL discovers, to his frustration, that CM Punk is not, in fact, a Phantom-of-the-Opera-style pipe organ. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/016.jpg Punk holds on for dear life after getting his foot caught in the invisible snare trap. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/017.jpg JBL finds himself in a dangerous predicament, having to wrestle CM Punk and hold back a sneeze. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/023.jpg Vince: Allright, everyone who will still have a job here this time next year, take a step forward. Oop, not so fast there, errr, everyone. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/033.jpg Vickie was more than happy to show everyone Step #3 of the Macarena. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/034.jpg Edge, already bored with yet another Cena feud, tunes out and pretends he's at Ozzfest. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/044.jpg John Cena informs Edge and Big Show that these are not, in fact, the droids they're looking for. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/055.jpg Cena is just as baffled as the fans as to how he keeps getting title matches. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/059.jpg Kofi uses his latent telekinesis to pull the Money in the Bank briefcase towards him. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/062.jpg Jericho learns the hard way not to mess with a man who can swing around on invisible vines. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/063.jpg Even Kofi was amazed at how high that fart had lifted him. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/066.jpg Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/067.jpg Dear God, Raw is being invaded by the undead! It's--oh wait, that's just Ric Flair. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/069.jpg Kofi was easily impressed by Ric Flair's Uncle Sam impression. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/072.jpg Unfortunately, the reference went right over the Canadian's head. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/075.jpg And yet, this is still preferable to being the top star in TNA. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/079.jpg Most stables don't think to include their own referee in the ranks. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/083.jpg Randy Orton finds your lack of faith disturbing. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/086.jpg Hunter's attempt to switch Orton's brain with a monkey's was a startling success. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/087.jpg WWE's remake of The Shining just didn't have the same punch as Kubrick's. http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/089.jpg HHH: Whaddya mean 'Austin and Pillman did it better?!?!?!' http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/096.jpg Orton cursed having ever converted to Islam. These danged daily prayers always came at the worst time! |
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Big Show could hardly hold in his laughter as Edge played an invisible harp. With his dick. |
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Big Show farts Vickie: That is the most sexiest thing anyone has ever done to me. :'( Edge: Now look what have you done! Show: Wrong day to choose Indian curry for dinner. |
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Melina: No matter whatever you do for the rest of your career, you will never be as sexy as a diva with semi transparent tights with her black panties showing on PG programming. |
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Ref: Stop doing that faggot, Rourke is confirmed for Mania. Rey: Beware of ze rumorssssss..... |
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Crowd: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Cena stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Cena: Who me? Crowd: Yes you! Cena: Couldn't be! Crowd: Then who? http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/070.jpg Crowd: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Chris stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Jericho: You are all a bunch of hypocrites, I stole nothing. Crowd: Yes you! Jericho: No, I did not you hypocrites. You are all a bunch of sheep being led by the masses. Crowd: Then who? |
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That ain't no match contract. That's Cena's next movie deal. :( |
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FILTHY LITTLE HOBBITS! They stole it from us! 2+2= http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/t...09/RAW/055.jpg |
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Crowd: You had a boner! *clap clap clap clap clap* You had a boner! Cena: I have no idea what are they talking about. |
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Michaels: All I'm saying is purple is a pretty gay color.... |
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Photo evidence of Christian being held back following his return to WWE. |
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Orton: And thats why I hit-.....Who the fuck is this chick? |
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Chris: Stupid Jamaican kid make me slave. Kofi: Stop whining white boy and boop boop boop! |
the pics of the Orton/HHH segment are just too funny
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