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RAW Captions - 03/09/09
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He's Here
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Hunter: ORTON! I'm here... to... Why the fuck is the door made of cardboard? |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Randy: ...Penis this big. Ms. Orton: Its true. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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HHH: Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in Orton's house? Why are you ruining my scene? That guy: I'm just as shocked as you, please don't kill me. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Hornswoggle is actually standing slightly behind Rey. |
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He's Here
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Try as he might, Kofi couldn't reach the briefcase. If only he were as tall as Andre the Giant and had a jet pack. |
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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![]() Flair: Stop smiling kid, I banged your mom. I could be your father. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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You know the drill.
Shawn Michaels was revealed as the vocalist for Santino Marella's theme song. ![]() Shawn's Shirt: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM Taker: Shadow Puppet Powers Activate! Form of a dog! Shawn: ![]() Shawn: I challenge you... to a hairline receding contest! JBL: WHY MUST I ALWAYS GET THINGS STUCK UP THERE?!!! Melina: I don't know what you're talking abou- Maryse: You are part of the Rebel Alliance AND a traitor! Hammock Fail. Refs gotta keep his eyes peeled so he can report to Ryan Clark later on. FOOD GOES IN HERE!! A lively debate on what Xero's new sig will be has Edge mystified. Big Show remains calm though. What me worry? ![]() Kofi sends up a bribe to Sheriff Wrestlemania Sign. Flair: That's right! I've still got game! BOOM! Snuffleupagus? Why aren't you in the kitchen making me a 'sammich? ALRIGHT!! PIZZA HUT IS HERE!!! Little Billy's HHH Robot finally arrived in the mail. Rape. Don't try this at home. Tell me of this post-office and I may ease your suffering! *sigh* Time to earn the paycheck.... ![]() Spike TV circa 2004: Vince, I'm not sure we like the direction WWE Confidential is going in. Vince: Why? I thought you were supposed to be the Men's Network. The police stop, but drive away when they find out HHH is a wrestler, and anything wrestlers do to each other is legal. |
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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Randy: Shhh Randy: I think I hear him. Randy: OMG OMG OMG..... SANTA HHH: Hereeeesss Hunnnttteerrrrr Last edited by Cuzziebro; 03-13-2009 at 12:10 AM. |
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Member
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Ceiling Hunter is watching you masturbate |
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Stupid Sexy Flanders
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![]() Cena: Sorry, but...Spoiler: Cena wins. ![]() Kofi: Holy shit! Ric Flair knows who I am! ![]() Hunter: This is going to sound crazy, but I feel like I've masturbated to you before. Do I know you? ![]() Hunter: I can't believe Steph is making us shoot this garbage. ![]() HBM: Michelle McCool is such a fugly tramp.
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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J-E-DOUBLE F, J-A-DOUBLE R-E-DOUBLE T - AINT I GREAT?! |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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![]() Edge: And that's when she unzipped her trousers. I swear if Matt had told me that she had one, I'd have went nowhere near her. I can still smell the cheese. It...keeps me awake at night. ![]() I swore it would never happen again but then came along Vickie Guerrero!! ![]() Dude, you're on the road to recovery, just stay away from Nicole Bass. Last edited by The Mackem; 03-13-2009 at 02:02 PM. |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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Triple A's career change to pizza deliveryman confirmed everything he had ever seen in porn movies. |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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![]() Orton: Do what you want to my wife, just don't hurt my freshly mowed lawn! |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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![]() Hey blondie how many of these girls have you had? |
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Taker: Yo Momma so fat that Jesus Christ thought her mother was a lesser virgin than yours. Shawn: ![]() Crowd: oooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo.... Shawn: Yo Momma... Taker: My Momma dead homie! |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Shawn is still in denial about how his audition for Oklahoma! went. He couldn't even bring himself to look at Taker, who got the lead role instead of him. Taker: Sorry, Shawn--I've just been doing cowboy schtick a lot longer than you have. JBL should have known better than to suck on a whole lemon before his match. CM Punk shows the world why he's the WWE Belching-Contest Champion. Few things mortified JBL more than having someone play "This Little Piggy" with him in public. JBL discovers, to his frustration, that CM Punk is not, in fact, a Phantom-of-the-Opera-style pipe organ. Punk holds on for dear life after getting his foot caught in the invisible snare trap. JBL finds himself in a dangerous predicament, having to wrestle CM Punk and hold back a sneeze. Vince: Allright, everyone who will still have a job here this time next year, take a step forward. Oop, not so fast there, errr, everyone. Vickie was more than happy to show everyone Step #3 of the Macarena. Edge, already bored with yet another Cena feud, tunes out and pretends he's at Ozzfest. John Cena informs Edge and Big Show that these are not, in fact, the droids they're looking for. Cena is just as baffled as the fans as to how he keeps getting title matches. Kofi uses his latent telekinesis to pull the Money in the Bank briefcase towards him. Jericho learns the hard way not to mess with a man who can swing around on invisible vines. Even Kofi was amazed at how high that fart had lifted him. Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes? Dear God, Raw is being invaded by the undead! It's--oh wait, that's just Ric Flair. Kofi was easily impressed by Ric Flair's Uncle Sam impression. Unfortunately, the reference went right over the Canadian's head. And yet, this is still preferable to being the top star in TNA. Most stables don't think to include their own referee in the ranks. Randy Orton finds your lack of faith disturbing. Hunter's attempt to switch Orton's brain with a monkey's was a startling success. WWE's remake of The Shining just didn't have the same punch as Kubrick's. HHH: Whaddya mean 'Austin and Pillman did it better?!?!?!' Orton cursed having ever converted to Islam. These danged daily prayers always came at the worst time! |
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He's Here
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Big Show could hardly hold in his laughter as Edge played an invisible harp. With his dick. |
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Big Show farts Vickie: That is the most sexiest thing anyone has ever done to me. ![]() Edge: Now look what have you done! Show: Wrong day to choose Indian curry for dinner. |
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Melina: No matter whatever you do for the rest of your career, you will never be as sexy as a diva with semi transparent tights with her black panties showing on PG programming. |
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Ref: Stop doing that faggot, Rourke is confirmed for Mania. Rey: Beware of ze rumorssssss..... |
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Classic Cool
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![]() Crowd: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Cena stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Cena: Who me? Crowd: Yes you! Cena: Couldn't be! Crowd: Then who? ![]() Crowd: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Chris stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Jericho: You are all a bunch of hypocrites, I stole nothing. Crowd: Yes you! Jericho: No, I did not you hypocrites. You are all a bunch of sheep being led by the masses. Crowd: Then who? |
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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![]() That ain't no match contract. That's Cena's next movie deal.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() FILTHY LITTLE HOBBITS! They stole it from us! 2+2=
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Crowd: You had a boner! *clap clap clap clap clap* You had a boner! Cena: I have no idea what are they talking about. |
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He's Here
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Moment earlier...
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He's Here
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Michaels: All I'm saying is purple is a pretty gay color.... |
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Stupid Sexy Flanders
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![]() Photo evidence of Christian being held back following his return to WWE. |
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Spammy Certified
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![]() Orton: And thats why I hit-.....Who the fuck is this chick? Last edited by Savio; 03-13-2009 at 08:29 PM. Reason: typo |
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Chris: Stupid Jamaican kid make me slave. Kofi: Stop whining white boy and boop boop boop! |
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Get a poke on
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the pics of the Orton/HHH segment are just too funny
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