What would you say to... Brett?
 

He's doing a signing in a bookstore five minutes from my office on the 15th, and as usual around my childhood heroes, I turn into a gibbering mess.

So not to embarrass myself in front of my friends, I need to have something clever ready to say while he signs the book I've just paid double for.

Any ideas amigos?

"Sign it to: my favorite wrestler, Shawn Michaels."

Why are they charging you double for the book?

"Look at the big brains on Bret!"

"Thank you" would probably do quite nicely.

He's not going to care about anything witty you have to say. A simple thank you will be much more appreciated.

Unless you are awesome as fignuts, and do something like have Christian sign a box of marshmellow peeps.

"So, how DID that kick feel?"

If the weather is bad, tell him you can't wait for some Sunny Days.

Pull up a chair and turn it into a 2 1/2 shoot interview.

Get a tape of Survivor Series 97 for him to sign.

Seriously, an official SS97 tape signed by both Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart would be quite the collector's item.

You are actually 100 per cent correct even though your odor is foul ;)

"What degree of suction can Tammy Sytch's mouth generate?"

HIYO!!!

How about "ring the fucking bell."

"My name's Brett too"

Honestly, you bret hart marks should just form a private group to disscuss bret hart stuff, cause you're never going to be able to make a thread with his name in it, without a bunch of kliq members and wannabes spamming the hell out of it.

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Whatever you do, don't tell him that you think his name is spelled with two T's. B-R-E-T. Just one T.

Also, I would just tell him thank you for providing me with so many great wrestling moments and he truly is the best there ever will be, or something along those lines.

Where is that?

rofl

How does it feel that you are most remembered for being screwed over.

Do you remember when you met Sascha?

How does it feel to know that Owen is over rated and still better than you?

Ask him if Sting ever got mad that Bret stole his move.

ask him what it was like banging shawn's wife!!

Stop bitching so much

Also ask where he got those glasses from in the 80's I needed them as a chile, I want them now as an adult. I'm still not too old.... I'm still not too old. :heart:

The Waterstone's bookstore on Bold Street, Liverpool. It's from about 12:30 I believe.

He's only going to be signing any copies of his book which you've either bought on the day or from the store previously (proof of purchase required).

I might just go with a simple "hello", rather than the drunken mumbling I famously directed at Hernandez after a TNA show which lead him to say "man.... what?"

Ask him if he is giving away any clothing to the fans.

I actually met him a few months ago at a book signing and I am a huge Bret Hart fan and i froze up in front of him. A little embarrassing, but oh well

:cool:

Rather than start off on ma own thread, nicking this. I'm kinda in the same boat. He's in Birmingham which is like 25 mins tram ride from my house, from 6pm-8pm. I grew up with the likes of him, and pretty much got major into wrestling as he and The Anvil were going their separate ways from a Tag Team and Hart ws being pushed toward the IC belt.

I think I'm gonna say a quick Hello and something like what Thrilla said and leave the question bout the pink glasses out. That is, if I get to see him anyway.

kane86?

That annoying fag? No way.

Hey, this is today. You guys think Chavo went?

I WOULD SAY HAI BRETT DID YOU KNOW JOHN MORRISON HAS GONE TO SMACKDOWN??? AND THEN GIVE HIM SOME SWEET CHIN MUSIC AND DO A LITTLE DANCE

tell bret to log onto tpww.net and enjoy the read.