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Bet you thought this was never going to come.

#1 - Xero - Atheist's Nightmare
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Jericho: So you're saying the banana is the atheist's nightmare?
Snuka: That I am. The proof is indisputable.

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Jericho: Say that again.
Snuka: The proof. Is indisputable.
Jericho: ..................

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Jericho: I'VE GOT YOUR "INDISPUTABLE PROOF" RIGHT HERE!
Snuka: MUFF MUH MAH!

#2 - Tedious - Orton's Penis

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Triple H: The only reason you get to keep that penis is because the Kliq says you can.

#3 - Lockjaw - It's Not Gum
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Mike Knox: There appears to be something stuck on the bottom of my shoe, mayhaps a piece of gum. *bends down* Upon closer inspection, it seems to just be Rey Mysterio.

#4 - Vastardikai - Cena's Head
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At last, photographic proof that John Cena has his head up his ass! http://tpww.net/forums/images/miscred/progress.gif

#5 - The Mackem - TAOMH: Pigeon Shit

The adventures of Matt Hardy: Episode 1 - Pigeon shit

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It's another ordinary and so far uneventful day in the life of Matt Hardy

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Oh yeah except he has to fight MVP. But Matt isn't really bothered because he's the better wrestler and should easily beat MVP.

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However Matt doesn't count on outside interference from a pigeon shitting on him. MVP shows his appreciation by dedicating the match to the pigeon. Matt, however, is livid.

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Matt: Damnit pigeon, you've cost me the match for the last time, I'm sick of you shitting on me!

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Matt: And it also makes me sick that you have desecrated the Wrestlemania 25 sign with your shit. Me and you at Wrestlemania you feathered freak!

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MVP comes back out to the ring.

MVP: Leave that pigeon alone Matt, how about you pick on someone your own size?!

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Matt: Wait a minute? Didn't you just beat me and haven't I already looked like this twice already?

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1-2-3

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Matt: God damn it, I hate that f**king pigeon

MVP: In the pigeon we trust

#6 - Guru Dave - Dave's not here, man

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Matt: :mad:

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Matt: Okay Dave I know you are up there! get your sorry ass down here! :mad:

DONG!

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Taker: Dave's not here, man.

#7 - Volare - Get over it

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Ref: Can't you buy him a new dog, a hooker, some coke and be friends?

#8 - parkmania - Touch myself

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Edge: You know Vickie, with that hairdo, you look like a not-as-sexy version of the lead singer from the DiVinyls.
Vickie: Who?
Edge (singing): When I think about you I touch myself.

#9 - Xero - Million Jobber March
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WWE's first annual "Million Jobber March" went off without a hitch.

#10 - Triple Naitch - Not Desi

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Guru Dave: Oh no, that is so not desi! :nono:

#11 - Lock Jaw - WWE Confidential

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Spike TV circa 2004: Vince, I'm not sure we like the direction WWE Confidential is going in.
Vince: Why? I thought you were supposed to be the Men's Network.

#12 - interforce - Ceiling Hunter
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Ceiling Hunter is watching you masturbate

#13 - The Mackem - Triple A: Pizza Delivery Man
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Triple A's career change to pizza deliveryman confirmed everything he had ever seen in porn movies.

#14 - Guru Dave - Yo Momma

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Taker: Yo Momma so fat that Jesus Christ thought her mother was a lesser virgin than yours.
Shawn: :'(
Crowd: oooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo....

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Shawn: Yo Momma...

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Taker: My Momma dead homie!

#15 - Nowhere Man - Disposable Divas

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Vince: Allright, everyone who will still have a job here this time next year, take a step forward. Oop, not so fast there, errr, everyone.

#16 - Lock Jaw - *Honk*

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HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: :mad:
HHH: :mad:
Orton: *reaches through cage and honks HHH's nose* :cool:
HHH: :(

#17 - BigDaddyCool - BDC in the crowd
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Jericho: But did you know that is BDC up there?

Flair: Yeah, it is pretty cool of him to show up.

#18 - executioner3850 - Mordecai Clones

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Vince: (in his office) Damn it...~dials phone to a DNA clinic~ Hey you bastard, I already tried to return my Mordecai clones once 5 years ago....I'm not being charged for this am I? "sighs" So how do I destroy them?....Book them at midcard til I release him in two months...brilliant! ~hangs up~

#19 - KayfabeMan - Stand Back 2009

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Vince gears up for his 2009 performance of 'Stand Back'.