Caption of the Month - March 2009

[Xero]

Bet you thought this was never going to come.

#1 - Xero - Atheist's Nightmare

Jericho: So you're saying the banana is the atheist's nightmare?
Snuka: That I am. The proof is indisputable.


Jericho: Say that again.
Snuka: The proof. Is indisputable.
Jericho: ..................




Jericho: I'VE GOT YOUR "INDISPUTABLE PROOF" RIGHT HERE!
Snuka: MUFF MUH MAH!



#2 - Tedious - Orton's Penis



Triple H: The only reason you get to keep that penis is because the Kliq says you can.


#3 - Lockjaw - It's Not Gum

Mike Knox: There appears to be something stuck on the bottom of my shoe, mayhaps a piece of gum. *bends down* Upon closer inspection, it seems to just be Rey Mysterio.


#4 - Vastardikai - Cena's Head


At last, photographic proof that John Cena has his head up his ass!


#5 - The Mackem - TAOMH: Pigeon Shit

The adventures of Matt Hardy: Episode 1 - Pigeon shit



It's another ordinary and so far uneventful day in the life of Matt Hardy



Oh yeah except he has to fight MVP. But Matt isn't really bothered because he's the better wrestler and should easily beat MVP.



However Matt doesn't count on outside interference from a pigeon shitting on him. MVP shows his appreciation by dedicating the match to the pigeon. Matt, however, is livid.



Matt: Damnit pigeon, you've cost me the match for the last time, I'm sick of you shitting on me!



Matt: And it also makes me sick that you have desecrated the Wrestlemania 25 sign with your shit. Me and you at Wrestlemania you feathered freak!



MVP comes back out to the ring.

MVP: Leave that pigeon alone Matt, how about you pick on someone your own size?!




Matt: Wait a minute? Didn't you just beat me and haven't I already looked like this twice already?



1-2-3



Matt: God damn it, I hate that f**king pigeon

MVP: In the pigeon we trust



#6 - Guru Dave - Dave's not here, man



Matt:



Matt: Okay Dave I know you are up there! get your sorry ass down here!

DONG!






Taker: Dave's not here, man.





#7 - Volare - Get over it



Ref: Can't you buy him a new dog, a hooker, some coke and be friends?



#8 - parkmania - Touch myself



Edge: You know Vickie, with that hairdo, you look like a not-as-sexy version of the lead singer from the DiVinyls.
Vickie: Who?
Edge (singing): When I think about you I touch myself.


#9 - Xero - Million Jobber March

WWE's first annual "Million Jobber March" went off without a hitch.




#10 - Triple Naitch - Not Desi



Guru Dave: Oh no, that is so not desi!



#11 - Lock Jaw - WWE Confidential


Spike TV circa 2004: Vince, I'm not sure we like the direction WWE Confidential is going in.
Vince: Why? I thought you were supposed to be the Men's Network.




#12 - interforce - Ceiling Hunter


Ceiling Hunter is watching you masturbate



#13 - The Mackem - Triple A: Pizza Delivery Man

Triple A's career change to pizza deliveryman confirmed everything he had ever seen in porn movies.



#14 - Guru Dave - Yo Momma



Taker: Yo Momma so fat that Jesus Christ thought her mother was a lesser virgin than yours.
Shawn:
Crowd: oooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo....


Shawn: Yo Momma...


Taker: My Momma dead homie!




#15 - Nowhere Man - Disposable Divas



Vince: Allright, everyone who will still have a job here this time next year, take a step forward. Oop, not so fast there, errr, everyone.


#16 - Lock Jaw - *Honk*


HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton:
HHH:
Orton: *reaches through cage and honks HHH's nose*
HHH:


#17 - BigDaddyCool - BDC in the crowd


Jericho: But did you know that is BDC up there?

Flair: Yeah, it is pretty cool of him to show up.


#18 - executioner3850 - Mordecai Clones

/

Vince: (in his office) Damn it...~dials phone to a DNA clinic~ Hey you bastard, I already tried to return my Mordecai clones once 5 years ago....I'm not being charged for this am I? "sighs" So how do I destroy them?....Book them at midcard til I release him in two months...brilliant! ~hangs up~


#19 - KayfabeMan - Stand Back 2009



Vince gears up for his 2009 performance of 'Stand Back'.